She Stole Em...  

travelingintexas 41M
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12/9/2005 11:10 am
She Stole Em...

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OK... I just got out of the shower. I reached for my brand new box of QTips and guess what? It was empty. Now one wonders how a brand new box of QTips comes up empty and I beleive I have that answer!

[blog Liblonde97] was here this last weekend and I beleive she stole them all and left me with a few so I wouldn't notice until she was back in New York City. Yup! You heard it here first! Before I even press charges! [blog Liblonde97] is to QTips what the Hamburgler is to McManboobs!

I have decided, with the response I got to my last post on QTips (see My Love Affair..... With My Ear.... ) that on this site, there is a QTip conspiracy. What you people are using them for I have no idea. But I now firmly beleive her entire trip was nothing but a scam, a farce, a high dollar operation that had to include more than just [blog Liblonde97], a fabrication built on lie after lie, just to get my QTips and sell them on the Black Market!

Reward Offered!


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/9/2005 11:30 am

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... we clean all our tiny nooks and crannies out....T

T




bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 11:36 am

Paper clips work in a pinch..
So do bobby pins..
car keys..
A pocket knife with a real skinny blade..

What?
What?



I am not dead yet


bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 11:37 am

I just cant believe that Liblonde would steal your Q-tips..
Your "Sugar Smacks" maybe...
Although I was watching her on cam last night..
And she was cleaning her ear..



I am not dead yet


saddletrampsk 54F

12/9/2005 11:48 am

You shouldnt put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear..silly boy..yeah right like who listens to that..


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/9/2005 11:52 am

Blonds are crafy devils trav....

Its good to be...ME


DTduzDallas 50F

12/9/2005 12:03 pm

Bard, please! Don't encourage him to stick pointy, metal things in his ear. **whispers** He has "issues" ya know.


charleslamb4077 37M
90 posts
12/9/2005 12:13 pm

So . . . umm . . . How much does a box of QTips bring on the black market anyway?


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/9/2005 12:40 pm

watch wat u put and where ya put it-lol!
T


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/9/2005 3:00 pm

HAHAHA

I admit I did steal a few! But I left a whole bunch! How could you have geon through at least 15 Q-tips in 2 days?????

I'm referring you to Qtip-aholics Anonymous!

The first step is to admit you have a problem....

XOXO

-A


mistymommie 40F

12/9/2005 7:22 pm

Hmmmm, I didn't hear anything you said, I had something in my ear!


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/9/2005 9:50 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOo issues... man do we know.... too bad know one forewarned us before we were hooked... T

T




rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/9/2005 10:13 pm

You know, I've been accused of being obsessed with earwax...mine, my brothers and sisters, friends...even a stranger or two. I will approach and whisper "you might want to use a q-tip soon!"..and people say "thank you!"...a pen cap, a BIC pen cap can cause orgasims, just from being in my canal...wait.......

LET'S GO METS!!!


tillerbabe 56F

12/9/2005 10:57 pm

I "use" them on the "rim" of my ass...


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/11/2005 9:21 am

*Waves a full box of Q-tips at Trav*... but here we call 'em "ear buds"... 'cos you stick 'em in your ears!!

Want me to send you some with Santy Claws for Christmas? I'll wrap 'em all pretty, with a big red bow!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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