Sex-Ed with Dr. Phil Traveling  

travelingintexas 41M
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9/25/2005 4:55 pm
Sex-Ed with Dr. Phil Traveling

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OK... Here at H.U.M.M.P. Universities Monotonous School of Missionary Sex, we are constantly attempting to improve the modern wo/mans knowledge in the sexual realm. While we very seldom do things of a down right sexual nature, I will be answering your questions in regards to sexual issues.

So today, I want you to ask Dr. Phil Traveling your sexualy related questions. It can be about anything you need to know. I will do my best to give you the answer you need. If I can't answer it, I know a few comment whores I can ask.

In reward for asking your question, I will allow you to ask a second question of Bella about my sexual prowess. Therefore ensuring your questions are answered by a pro.

So, 2 questions. One for your own needs and one to discover my weakness... errrr... strengths.

Ready...... GO!


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/25/2005 5:32 pm

LOL...The first one, I think I'm doing aight on and the second one...oh boy...do I NOT want to know...LOL


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/25/2005 6:02 pm

1. Why do I do such stupid things?
2. Does he do anything with his magical long earlobe?


five_speed 41M

9/25/2005 7:10 pm

1) what is the chemical composition of man gravy?

2) Bella, is it true that he likes you to put your big toe up his butt and wiggle it while you sing to him in Italian?


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/25/2005 7:42 pm

1. what causes a queef?

2. why are my tits sooo big?

Its good to be...ME


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/25/2005 8:24 pm

I only have one.
Why do I never get hit on (real life only, here doesn't count)?

I can answer five speed tomorrow but need to look at my anatomy notes.


KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/25/2005 8:25 pm

1. What is it about tantric sex that makes it work?

2. Is it true that you make him wear the red gnome cap and fake white beard in bed? Secondary question, how do you get him to do it?


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
9/25/2005 9:07 pm

ROFLMAO.... Your heterobisapianism is showing...LOL...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/26/2005 3:18 am

1. T, why do I have such a fascination with toy stores?

2. Bella? He just lays there doesn't he?


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

9/26/2005 6:10 am

why is it most men lose control of there basic brain functions when faced with a set of large breasts?

he yells out "Ride Em Cowboy" at crutial moments doesnt he?


konkali 40F

9/28/2005 6:24 pm

y'all thanks for the lauughs!!
egads I needed those.. now for a quick sip of alchol and hopefully a good night's sleep!! heheheheh maniacally running out to the bar, so I can be home and asleep before midnight!


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