Real Life Chat Archives... CPR  

travelingintexas 41M
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1/12/2006 10:38 am
Real Life Chat Archives... CPR


True life chat is sometimes too good not to share.

Here is the setup. Traveling and Bulge have been in numerous different discussions for a while now. Now being 4AM. We discover that because she doesn’t feel good, Sister Twinkie is still awake. So in order to comfort her, we offer all of our medicinal knowledge, which includes Trav’s much desired and much needed mouth to mouth resuscitation. Somewhere in all of this, L completely quits responding to our ongoing conversation. Because it is 5am at this point, it is assumed in reality that she has finally fallen asleep, sprawled out next to her keyboard, dreaming of Bulge and Traveling. This however, doesn’t keep Trav and Bulge from playing doctor!

Transcript inside as first comment...

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/12/2006 5:46 pm

ok, you guys should have used something other than white colored fonts...it doesn't show.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/12/2006 7:15 pm

roflao


norprin5 55M

1/12/2006 7:33 pm



...
...hey

why wasn't i notified of this meeting? you guys never let me play!

King Nor XVIII


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
1/12/2006 8:10 pm

Good grief! Do I need to come teach you both how to properly perform CPR (aka, mouth-to-mouth resucitation) ... Or will we have further resurrected regurgitation of this recital? (Like the slight alliteration?)

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/12/2006 8:11 pm

Okay, finally psoted. Can I stop checking now?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
1/12/2006 8:34 pm

Thank God they weren't discussing the Heimlich Maneuver


bardicman 50M

1/12/2006 8:44 pm

Just for the record.. If I ever need mouth to mouth ... I have a valve stem you can use instead..



I am not dead yet


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/13/2006 12:11 am

Helga is poorly *sniff, sniff*... that recovery technique sounds just like what [AlbertPrince Dr Prince] would recommend. Did you see he has a new partner, Dr Cruise? Anyway... here's my nipple... will someone blow?

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/13/2006 12:12 am

See, I'm so poorly I fucked up that comment. Somebody call Dr Prince!!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


SpunkNLace 47F

1/13/2006 12:47 am

Oh my I think all the ummm real doctor`s learnt wrong


TopFisher 63M

1/13/2006 1:05 am

Oh please do ot use that stem, just seems to make my nuts appear like the puffer fish I kept cathing in HI!


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/13/2006 2:35 am

lordy thank god i NEVER get that sick........can I go on auto ship for the Butt cream tho? I got a crack....

Its good to be...ME


DTduzDallas 50F

1/13/2006 6:37 am

lmao Bunz


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/13/2006 7:03 am

omfg! That'll teach me to turn my back on you guys!

i am such a pathetic dolt!

:::shaking head:::


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/13/2006 11:43 am

LMAO
Uh Oh patient flatlining -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
1/13/2006 4:55 pm

Ummmm.... I don't remember them teaching us that technique in school guys....

Maybe it's just American medicine's shortsightedness that has prevented it from embracing the "bulgetraveling" technique.

Many more lives could be saved for sure!

XOXO

A


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/14/2006 10:44 am

yahadtobethere?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
1/14/2006 11:32 am

Now I know why I avoid chat rooms! you guys are just too cute!

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it


rm_hinkawaza 52M
371 posts
1/14/2006 2:46 pm

Will there be instructional seminars to learn this life saving technique?


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