Pooh Disappears Into Hunyhole... Refuses to Come Out!  

travelingintexas 41M
8/28/2005 11:32 pm
Pooh Disappears Into Hunyhole... Refuses to Come Out!

Background Music:
It’s a Small World


It has been noted by the Journalism Department of this fair university (Go Killer Bunnies!) that Disney suddenly pulled all theme park, movie, cartoon, TV, rides and attractions that pertained to Winnie the Pooh.

Our sources, who shall remain anonymous, tell us that earlier today, Pooh Bear, famous for years as a loveable, cuddly kids favorite, was discovered to have found a Honey Pot he won’t get out of. “It came as a shock to all of us to,” said an anonymous source. “The last time we saw him, he and Tigger were heading over to Owl’s house. Tigger later told us that they had to pass Kentucky on the way and while doing so, Winnie the Pooh made a detour to a HunyHole and never came out.”

“Naturally, we are concerned, “stated an executive of the company. “Winnie the Pooh is a freaking kids toy and household name for crying out loud! To know that he was last seen entering the Hunyhole and then... he stayed in there? That is career suicide! How can we market this to kids now?”

Eeyore, a member of the famous group, (who also wished to remain anonymous) was markedly upset by the whole affair. “I have put up with years of that stupid, idiotic bears crap! Eat your thistles Eeyore! Do this, do that! I have a dang pin on tail for crying out loud! They made me be whiney and talk real slow! I even had to do my own stunts while Tigger got TalldarkAvg1! Even Rabbit got to do the Bunny Hop with that groupie BarbieBunny69! Well no more! He can off an run away and never come back for all I care and we can just change the name of the show to Eeyore the Pooh!!!! The name fits! Dang Honey slut!”

We tried to reach MzHunyhole for comment about why Winnie the Pooh favored her Hunyhole, but she was, ummmmmmmm, busy at that particular moment.

We were, however, able to catch Tigger behind his trailer, smoking a Red earlier this evening. “Between you and me man, I’ve been there, done that and sure, it's Tiggerific man, but to not come out? Come on man, you gotta share the Huny!”

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xx_44DD_xx 51F

8/29/2005 9:34 am

* grabbing tissue * I am laughing so dang hard!!!!!!!!!! OMG, my sides hurt!

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
8/29/2005 10:58 am

Too Funnyy T


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/29/2005 11:02 am

(grabbing dry pannies)

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/29/2005 3:21 pm


I welcome you to the House of Syn...

five_speed 41M

8/29/2005 6:48 pm

you juat ain't a bit right, not one bit.

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