Please Stop and Come in... NOW!  

travelingintexas 41M
12/14/2005 3:09 pm
Please Stop and Come in... NOW!

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Awake - Godsmack

Hold on! Wait a dang Minute! Stop everything you are doing and read this blog post! It could save your life!

OK... I know there are many important things in your life right now. Kids, spouse or spouses, Christmas shopping, arguing the merits of dick size, masturbation, group sex, tastes great or less filling (no, not the beer), world hunger, plotting the overthrow of a small island third world country or choosing what is for dinner today. However, I need to bring something to your attention that takes precedence over everything else, regardless of its current importance in your life. So hang up on mom, shut the door and ignore your clients, basically do whatever you must to read this post.

What could be so important to me that would make you stop everything you are doing and worry about me? Well let me tell you my friends and I think you will agree. This is terribly important.

I just got back from the vending machine in my hotel. I went last week too. Well, I bought another Snickers bar. Just like i did last week. And AGAIN, it was squishy! Who can eat a squishy Snickers! If I wanted squishy, I would squeeze Bardís ass for crying out loud. This is outrageous. There is a method to eating a Snickers bar. Everyone KNOWS this! If not... never mind. First you eat the chocolate covering. Then the stuff under the nugget part. (I donít know what thatís called.) And then you eat the nutty part. HELLO! Do you know how screwed up it is to eat a half melted Snickers!

I canít work in these conditions! It is ridiculous! Ughhhh... Who eats a Snickers bar normally? You just canít! I am protesting this hotels Snicker bars from this moment on. There... I have spoken. It is decreed! You may all resume your normal life now.

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
12/14/2005 4:08 pm

What da hell you talkin about?!?

Kimmers777 106F

12/14/2005 4:17 pm

As if I cared to feel this pain, does the place have an icemaker?

That's just the girl in me talking, but you probably already figured it out.

Eat the outside first? Geez. It's not a dam Ho-Ho.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/14/2005 4:17 pm

You gotta be kidding me.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/14/2005 4:38 pm

I eat my snickers the exact same way!!! How do you eat a Three Musketeer?

Always, always eat the chocolate first! Whether it's a Three Musketeers, or a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup or any other thing that has chocolate covering, the chocolate MUST be eaten first! The main reason for me is because I don't like chocolate.


bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/14/2005 4:39 pm

That's what you get for buying an overpriced Snickers bar at a hotel. You can go to Sam's and get a case of 'em for the same price

hotnympho81 35F

12/14/2005 5:26 pm

Hey Trav I have something shiny for you but no touching......

~as I sneak off with the snickers who cares if its a little squishy

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/14/2005 5:30 pm

Well all I can say is my son put a snickers bar in the pool (where we were a member of at the time)so that people would think it was a piece of sh*t-another rilliant scheme he and his buddies came up with.
Then the next one they bought snickers bars at the movie and put it down by their pants(where their dick would be) and they kept bobbing down on it.
Yes he has ADD.
Everyday is a new challenge-lol!

norprin5 55M

12/14/2005 6:20 pm

ok, everybody, you'll have to leave now. Mr. Trav has to take his pills and lie down now

King Nor XVIII

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/14/2005 6:35 pm

Oh damn Trav...what a ..ahem...Trav-esty. Send your address and I'll send you a whole case of perfect snickers. When a man pays that much attention to candy boggles the mind what else you might be paying attention to.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/14/2005 7:42 pm

I'm wondering how this guy got featured as a new up-n-cumming blogger


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wife4stranger 57F

12/14/2005 10:03 pm

Sorry Trav. I'm to blame. It is official. I was told today that everything is my fault. Indeed, you can now blame me, wife4stranger for all life's woes. Squishy snickers bars, global warming, the fact that the freakin' database is wrong once again because someone keeps screwing with the floor plans......all of it.

I feel your pain, sugar.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 11:22 pm

Have you tried not shoving the bar down your trousers when you buy it? I know you will insist on wearing those pants that don't have pockets, but sheeesh, Trav, how many times do I have to tell ya, chocolate and body heat = gooey...... mmmmmmm..... chocolate..... body heat....... anyone got a Snickers bar they don't want?

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/14/2005 11:43 pm

Um, but Godsmack rocks!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 11:53 pm

Damn...I must be doing something wrong. I just bite a little hole in the corner of the snickers and suck the filling out, then throw the empty shell away.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:32 am

Put it in the fridge until it chills. Duh. Although I like Daph's method much better...

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/15/2005 4:04 am

Mmmmmmmm Snickers.....

I like 'em best right out of the freezer. Especially the little ones. Or the little little ones. Crunchy and cold.

Hmmm. Not unlike my ex-wife in hindsight. Gotta go read Freud.

kyplowboy22 61M

12/15/2005 6:41 am

One of these days real soon, I'm gonna have to set you down and have a long talk with you, son.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 7:27 am

OHHHHHHHHH!!! Forget the "king size" versions. pfffffffffffft!!!

Have you seen the "kong size" bars in honor of the "King Kong" release? That's what I'm screamin!

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/15/2005 7:12 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Banging- I am holding you to it... Now awaiting my snickers... King size... I have Snickers envy
HA! Give me a yell the next time you're in DFW (I'll probably have to get two cases for i_heart_cock2)

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