Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful....  

travelingintexas 41M
6/6/2006 7:36 pm
Oh The Weather Outside Is Frightful....

What the hell kind of Starbucks doesnt provide IV bags for their Triple Venti Mochas? They have everything else, dang it. That just drives me nuts.

Coffee from Zimbabwe? Check!

Grinders from Pluto? Check!

A Swentrac 4000 Fancy Coffee Steamer hand built by an old lady from the former Yugoslavia? Check! (Caution: products now being made up.)

A special coffee filter that some naked tribesman from Antarctica peed in only one time, making it highly sought after by the rich and famous of Dallas/Fort Worth? Check!

An IV bag and miscellaneous equipment so that I don't have to expend any energy to lift my drink and ensure the caffeine hits my system faster? Nope. Dont have those. What a crock. R&D is severely lacking it would seem.

This is the best country in the world damn it! We have everything here. Personal parking garages for our $500,000 car collections. Flo-bies! Cat diapers! Dog baby bottles! You can buy chocolate covered anything at your local 7-11! Geez, even Carson Daily (loser extraordinaire) managed to get his own TV show. However, I ask for one simple thing! One simple thing today at Starbucks, an IV drip, and they look at me like I am Satan.

Don't these people know I have important work? I have to get up, go to work and market services to some company that is making a better toilet paper holder made of environmental friendly blue cheese. I have to go invent amazing things, for amazing people! Things that include lots of plastic, small barn yard animals and a third world country! It's the USA for crying out loud! I am not asking much! Just an IV drip for my over priced Drive Thru coffee.

I can't work in these conditions!

sideline1968 48F

6/6/2006 8:31 pm

Be glad that you can visit your local Starbucks before work. I actually have to go in BEFORE mine opens! It's a serious problem Trav. I pull into work. Look across the parking lot, see them in there getting ready to open .. will they for me? Hell no! I get stuck with regular coffee from my own pot!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/6/2006 8:40 pm

For Christssakes I dont even have a Starbucks within a 40 miles radius! I can however walk across the road and stick a pail under the nearest cow. Care to take bets on how long it takes to hoof me in the face?

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
6/6/2006 8:41 pm

Reruns already?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/6/2006 9:46 pm

Ha! So the truth is revealed. YOU owe me a comment now, and make it a unique please

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/6/2006 11:17 pm

Well, you could get an enema bag...I read that coffee enemas are great for the system...really keeps you 'on the move'...so to speak...

NG61...disappearing into the shadows...

hotandhorny107 58F

6/6/2006 11:49 pm

I keep asking for the same thing at my local Dunkin Donuts, but it never comes to pass...and it would be so much easier to get it directly injected.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
6/7/2006 1:32 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    LMAO at 1hot...

    Dork... I emailed that to you two weeks ago... Its been posted over "there" for two weeks. I kept forgetting to move it... must you give away all my secrets? LMAO Id have done it that day BUT this isnt a site I log into while on my work laptop HAAAAA
ooops. never mind.

Well, at least you know I actually read that stuff! Should I put on my Safety Glasses for the next post?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bulging_boy 49M

6/7/2006 3:41 am

So long as that dude doesn't come back and tell you to just fucking deal with it, we'll all be sweet.

You *are* joking right?


6/7/2006 4:17 am

The bastards...what kind of customer service is that? Time to protest...where are the picket signs....We have rights!

want2play926 45F

6/7/2006 6:07 am

I asked for the same thing when I was working at the hospital....never got one there either!

You have a million dollar idea Trav.....patent it before someone else does!!!

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
6/7/2006 10:48 am

all the good stuff happens in the back rooms, trav.....coffer enemas...line up with pants down.....bend over....plug it up and turn in on. When you've had all you can stand...run for it....WHAT A BUZZ!!!!

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/7/2006 12:39 pm

Starbucks has those nice, big green straws. Stick one of those in your cup and suck. You do know how to suck, right? I suppose I could show you ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

TTigerAtty 62M

6/7/2006 3:57 pm

Sipping on my $2.10 twelve-ounce raspberry iced tea at the Kaffee Haus in Hermann, MO thinking "Shit, when I was growing up here, I could get a fifth of Old Crow whiskey for $2.10!" Suck it up, Trav! It's rough all over!

wickedeasy 67F  
26757 posts
6/7/2006 5:11 pm

tsk, tsk, tsk


You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
6/8/2006 1:35 am

Coffee is for pussies..

Snort coke and get more done!

(I'm just kidding,shortbusers!)


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/8/2006 12:34 pm

Good luck with that, maybe you should just invent it yourself and market it as well. You could make a fortune! Oh, don't forget to include warning labels saying "Caution: This coffee is extremely hot and if spilled could burn you."

Never can be to careful! *winks* Oh, I don't drink coffee so all that menas nothing to me

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