OK..... I Don't feel So Stupid Now  

travelingintexas 41M
9/24/2005 6:52 pm
OK..... I Don't feel So Stupid Now

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And I thought I was a candidate for the Darwin Awards yesterday. Good Grief! Even I know your supposed to wear a black bra.

A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to a one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rear end for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/24/2005 8:20 pm

Damn ... i guess i'll take that one off my list of things to try

what exactly are saddle shoes ... is that a Texas thing

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

tillerbabe 56F

9/24/2005 8:24 pm


You have no idea what some people call 911 for. Seen it.

And I know, (I'm ashamed to admit it) - you have all heard about the man that died in Ellensburg Washington because he bled to death from anal penetration from one of his horses????

FYI - Eastern Washington, (the other side of the Cascades) is very different from Western Washington. "Eastern Wa." is where Ellensburg is located....Seattle is in "Western Wa."
And they obviously don't sell Astroglide in Eastern Wa.

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

9/24/2005 8:55 pm

ummmmmm EWWWW!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/24/2005 9:26 pm

Luke. Luke, Luke
google saddle shoes

tillerbabe 56F

9/24/2005 10:54 pm

I think I've met some of your "family" members.......they "know" some of mine.....that live in Texas....with 1 tooth and "Incest is Best" displayed on their doorstep.....
Does my cousin's sister know the brohter of your second cousin in Appalchia????
S*#t! I think we're related!!!!!!!!!!!

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

9/24/2005 11:47 pm

(HIM) OK, let me veiw this from a prior military point of view...gas mask(actually, it's called a protective mask{I was in the chemical corps})with a tube inserted into his butt?...see.. this is why it is SOOO important to use the proper name for things. This knucklehead OBVIOUSLY got his terminology and application of said item all screwed up. What a shitty way to go. Of course, this was just another case of natural selection at work. Whole new demension to the term, "sucks ass". Ok, I'll leave a few bad metaphores for someone else. I just didn't want to leave it al half-assed.

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/25/2005 12:21 am

I knew the gas that some men emit is deadly, I just knew it!!! But, EEEEWWWWW!!!

dano6332 56M

9/25/2005 11:26 am

I had to go through training in auto erotic asphixiation. Real common among teens (more male but also female). Used to be considered suicide and occasionaly homicide but is now ruled an accidental death. Pretty hard to explain junior was wanking it while strangling himself and the chair slipped

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