OK... Have you Ever Done This?  

travelingintexas 41M
10/25/2005 12:46 am
OK... Have you Ever Done This?

I am once again going to prove that at some points in my life I can be an idiot and be glad no one else is around. Of course who cares if no one else is around because I just rush out to blog it.

Ever charge into a restroom like I just did, flip on the lights, shut the door and lock it, undo your pants and drop them and your shorty shorts and plop yourself down on the toilet and someone didn't put any of the toilet seats down?

Boy that aggrevates and pisses me off. Nothing like getting a wake up call on your balls with cold toliet water. Plus, you always feel like you are falling. You know you do it too. There is that moment of panic as you try to figure out your surroundings because you have gone lower than you expected to, your balls are dragging in the water and your grabbing the wall and looking around to make sure no one else can see.

Not very manly and I have an image to maintain. There I am fishing with my nuts.... ughhhhhhh

Or am I the only one?

Reminds me of another doctors office story. Wonder if I should share it later...

rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
10/25/2005 6:59 pm

Please do share. More importantly, share how your interview went.

dawndirtymind 42F
370 posts
10/25/2005 7:55 pm

LMAO! That's a priceless image! Sorry, no fishing with nuts here. But I ALWAYS check for the seat to be down after falling in when I was little and 1/2 asleep thanks to my brother.
I was in Peru a couple of months ago and where we spent the most time, it is a very rare sight to see toilet seats. Never did get totally used to that...always felt like I was going to fall in. Not to mention the whole no flushing of paper products.
Took a couple of days after I got home to get used to real seats again!
Look before you sit, silly!

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
10/25/2005 8:36 pm

ick yep that has happened to me. the flat cold feeling of your ass hitting something less substanial than it expected to. i have shouted obscenities when this has happened to me. it's been awhile, i hope you aren't jinxing me. . . .

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/25/2005 8:39 pm

yeah ...try goin for a pit stop in the middle of sex doin that..

Its good to be...ME

tillerbabe 56F

10/25/2005 9:13 pm

"Bobbin' for Balls"..nice one TiT!

digdug41 49M

10/25/2005 9:36 pm

roflmao yes it has happened but not in quite some time trav

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

hourglasses 47F

10/25/2005 9:38 pm

There's this episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David injures himself that way. I guess women don't have to worry as much since I think we are much more aware of the toilet seat (mostly because we want to make sure nothing gross is on it before we sit down).

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/26/2005 12:06 am

Yeah, I have done that, except the fishing with the balls part. OR even worse, go running to the bathroom, lock the door turn on the light, run to the commode, drop my pants, plop down and BOTH lids are DOWN!! That sucks when you have to go really really bad!


bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 12:09 am

I just crap in a bag and throw it at the neighbours.

Well... I figure, if they're rich enough to have toilets... why not!

TopFisher 63M

10/26/2005 1:06 am

See just how spoiled you american women are???????

How many of you have had, or made challenges with b/f's or husbands over the seat up or down?

Seems to be a constant battle for some reason. I'm so glad that the lady I'm with knows to put it down before she sits, and I also put it up before I spray! Well stream would be better vernacular, at least more accurate.

As to the countries that don't offer a real seat. Oh well , travel at your own risk! Pussy beware of what may await the ignorant. Also seems that such will be quickly cured though eh?

Wet bait balls????? Gimmie a hook as I've just found the perfect catfish bait, I'm sure!

rm_dandth 48M/38F
173 posts
10/26/2005 6:13 am

....drunk pissing in a closet is never good either... worse when it's your own and not a neighbor's......

pussinboots4u 50M/47F

10/26/2005 8:32 am

LMAO - how do you think hubby learned to put the toilet seat down???

I would bitch about the toilet seat being up and he would just brush it off - saying something like what's the problem with leaving it up? He was always the first one to use the bathroom in the morning always sits on the toilet first. I am always the last one to use the toilet in the evening and one night - I had to put the toilet seat down to go. I got up flushed, looked at the seat and put it up.

Sure enough, next morning - I heard "Fuck!" followed by "You used the toilet last last night, why is the toilet seat up?" I just walked by with a smile and a "what's the big deal?"

He was mad, but after that he has always put the toilet seat down. It's a happy marriage, except the occasional argument on which way the toilet paper should be put in - paper hanging the over the roll or coming from under. I say under.

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/26/2005 1:53 pm

    Quoting rm_dandth:
    ....drunk pissing in a closet is never good either... worse when it's your own and not a neighbor's......
(us) Have to disagree with you on that; if you pee in your neighbor's closet, it won't stink in you own!

TopFisher 63M

10/26/2005 2:28 pm

The paper must always roll off the TOP of the roll!

I really did learn something from the hotel industry in 40 years!

dano6332 56M

10/26/2005 6:34 pm

Try doing this in a outhouse camping after you get used to checking for Black Widow spiders (they actually do hang out in pit toilets and bite when you sit) you never want to catch yourself starting to fall again.

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

10/26/2005 10:13 pm

such interesting lures you have there Mr TIT.......caught anything good with those recently?

AlbertPrince 58M

10/27/2005 1:46 am

Nah, after my Thesaurus experience I don't think there's much chance.

bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 1:53 am


Monsieur Pot I presume?

anyway... I'm not black, just dirty... *really* dirty


DukeAbbaddon 41M
280 posts
10/30/2005 4:10 am

ha ha ! must be a grad boy ! for that toilet ! combo ( mad ) !

well in turky there is a special pipe sqerts water up your ass in the lew ( toilet )!

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