OH MY! WHAT HAS HE DONE! Caption Time!  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/22/2005 7:35 pm
OH MY! WHAT HAS HE DONE! Caption Time!

Caption Weekend!!!!!!!!!

Alrighty, you know the drill… Write the Caption for the picture!

Today’s Picture is a tribute to Lushgirl69x2019s tale of craziness and clowns


SickHooteredLady 42F
62 posts
10/22/2005 9:00 pm

Ronals McDonald, arrested again for exposing himself to children at the playground


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/22/2005 9:14 pm

"What the McFuck????" hehe

Jess


Ladyblue85 58F

10/22/2005 9:23 pm

"Michael Jackson's secret Identity Revealed"
~~Caught fondling little McNuggests in Playland~~


bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 9:47 pm

Dragged kicking and screaming. Ronald McDonald finally makes an appearance at Bulging_boys birthday party.

Onlookers were quoted as hearing the famous clown cry "Not after last year. Not after last year!!!"


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/23/2005 1:28 am

An unidentified man was arrested for suspiciuos behavior at Mayor Mc Cheese's campaign headquarters. It is unclear at this time if he has any ties to the Hamburgler or his gang the Fry Guys. We'll have more as the story developes


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/23/2005 2:33 am

"Come ON you little bastard clown - forget raising money for Ronald McDonald house and get busy fixing us some McBreakfast, damn it! Don't you realize all the doughnut stores are closed right now!"

Jess


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
10/23/2005 2:36 am

"okay Ron, this time is was the legs. Next time we'll break your fucking neck. Now STAY OUT OF THE KIDDIE PARK!"


rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/23/2005 8:12 am

Well folks he's at it again! Mr. McDonald was apprehended in Central Park today by New Yorks finest after several complaints were phoned in that a suspicious looking character was spotted beating his meat in several locations throughout the park.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/23/2005 9:31 am

...ALRIGHT!!!!! That's the last time we put YOU in charge of the Special sauce...


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/23/2005 12:19 pm

thank god they arrested that obnoxious ugly ,frightening clown,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_TexanTiT4u 42F
13 posts
10/23/2005 1:28 pm

Well, I see that you are at it again. Can we see a post with some substance in the near future?


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/23/2005 1:58 pm

In other news, Ronald McDonald was arrested today for industrial espionage. He was found trying to get into the private filing cabinets in the office of The Burger King...


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/23/2005 2:29 pm

Fundraiser Fracas

The yearly fundraiser for The Fraternal Order of TiT ( Texans in Tights )at a local Starbucks ended prematurely with the arrests of several individuals. It seems the entertainment chosen for the event created quite a disturbance and eventually a panicked mass exodus from the coffee shop. Many patrons, benefactors, and TiTs were scalded, stained, soiled and slightly trampled as they ran for their sanity and their dignity.

The individuals arrested in connection with the event, so far include a local clown and mime couple, chosen as this year's entertainment, actually husband and wife, and known as "Pantser and Vixen". Also arrested was the chairman of the fundraising committee,
a large-footed Texan, reeking of mocha, who refused to give his name to the reporter and wore a blue oval over his eyes to hide his identity as he was bundled into a waiting police car.

In a brief interview before he was led away he made the following statement:

"I don't know what went wrong. I mean, this wasn't at all what I was led to expect from their brochure, and they seemed so normal on the phone. Well, the wife was eerily quiet, but he seemed very professional. They showed up late today, and that clown was dressed up like R. McD. I could smell the ouzo from 5 feet away", he exclaimed as he dabbed at the large brown stain that covered his shirt and briefs.
"By then the crowd was gettin' antsy, so I had to let them perform. What else could I do? We desperately needed the funds from today to buy new tights for the Austin Thanksgiving Parade. All of our old tights are too full of the runs. How would it look for us TiTs to march down the street with the runs like that? Not a pretty sight, I'd say!", he continued, "So this Pantser starts running around like a maniac and pulling down everyone's tights while Vixen just does all this weird mime stuff. She was kinda hot...well...anyway, I figured I had to try and stop him; but he was too fast, and before I knew it my tights were on top of my size 14's and Vixen was just looking at me and miming and not making a sound....weird....it kinda reminded me of something that happened to me before...not a single sound....no sound....nothing.....I don't want to talk about it. Then the ShitToaster popped and all H E Double-Hockeysticks broke loose. Weird.....no sound at all....."

"I guess we should have stuck to bake sales, but that's what caused this mess in the first place....she could have said something....just a peep would have done.....not again. I'm ready, officers. Take me someplace safe. Just make sure I get those tights back. Runs or no runs I have to march in something. Keep Austin Weird!", he concluded.

We'll give you the full story when we finally to get to the bottom of it.
Thanks again, Man!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


tillerbabe 55F

10/23/2005 3:38 pm

"Were arresting you for indecent behavior...you can't give The Hamburgler a Blow Job on the Merrygoround...fucin' perv!"


dranba 39F

10/23/2005 4:55 pm

Ron, the well known health fanatic, tripped over his massive feet while jogging this morning. This image was captured as he reached for his bodyguards and just before he landed on his face. Unfortunately, other than a broken nose, there was no further damage.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/23/2005 5:53 pm

Ronald tried to assasinate the burgerking creepy guy.. unfortunately the cops were on BK's payroll

Its good to be...ME


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/23/2005 6:07 pm

Due to elevated terror alerts, the President went jogging today incognito. Shown fleeing with his bodygaurds due to Lushgirl69's pop top VW backfiring; one bodygaurd was overheard saying "Pick yer feet up you damn clown." More to come as the story developes. We now return you to our regularly scheduled programing... [post 122669]


weineroftheworld 66M

10/23/2005 7:56 pm

Associated Press. 10/23/2005.
Ronald McDonald, nationally know clown for a nationally know restaurant chain is draged away by local law enforcement. Witnesses say the clown accosted Wendy at a late night drive through and exposed himself. Reportedly McConald dropped his yellow trousers and yelled, "Hey bitch, here's the fuckin beef!!!". This reporters attempt to contact McDonald's employer was met with a spray of special sauce. The clown is being held in lieu of bond. The judge refused his offer of 1 billion hamburgers.


dano6332 56M

10/23/2005 8:20 pm

Ronald McDonald was ejected from the Mustang ranch after failing to pay his bill. The madam was quoted as saying "look we may be hookers but he is just a little freak"

Ronald Mcdonald the unemployed former spokesman for McDonalds was sent back to rehab by court order today. The Judge in the case was angered by his arrest at a childrens petting zoo with Charlie Sheen. Both men were alledgedly found naked in the sheep shearing shed at the parks opening.


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/23/2005 8:30 pm

Temple Officers Confiscate Life-size Blow Up Doll

The Temple Police Department, responding to complaints from neighbors, confiscated a life-size Ronald McDonald blow-up sex doll from a Temple residence early this morning. Neighbors had called in complaints of excessive noise and lewd behavior.

The homeowner was heard to exclaim, "But he liked my McManboobs!" as the police officers removed the doll from the premises.


SickHooteredLady 42F
62 posts
10/23/2005 8:44 pm

My guess is TexasTiT is DT....any guesses as to my identity?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/23/2005 9:57 pm

Now that we have that Ronald in cuffs, can we do something about that fuckin Burger King freak?


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/23/2005 11:04 pm

Fresh from the wire services......

Dateline, today, Somewheresville, USA.

World known clown Ronald McDonald was picked up for questioning today in relation to a charge of illegal conact with a minor.

Though preliminary reports are scetchy, witnesses attest to having seen Ronald putting his quater pounder into Wendy's hot and juicey...


SoljerBlu 39M

10/24/2005 12:33 am

Oh, Shut the Fuck Up.. go Fuck all these women there.. and then tell all us vouyuers all about it!


bulging_boy 49M

10/25/2005 12:40 am

An unrepentent Ronald McDonald was yesterday taken into custody after removing Woodstockhippy's cock and pushing it up his arse.

Charges were later dropped after it was revealed that Woodstockhippy enjoyed the episode


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/26/2005 1:32 pm

    Quoting rm_TexanTiT4u:
    Well, I see that you are at it again. Can we see a post with some substance in the near future?
Hmmmm, a whole ten posts must make one an authority.


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/26/2005 1:35 pm

well woodstock, maybe if you could get one of your own.....

Sorry, Trav, if we overstepped here a little, but those two were just uncalled for.


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