New Toys???  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
11/16/2005 12:16 am
New Toys???

OK... So wicked1tx found a web site that sells sex toys. What you are seeing is the actual photograph taken from the advertisement.

Wording Used:
Blow up lady sheep. Great gag for any outrageous stag night

Errrrrrrrr.... bulging_boy

Any Questions?


charleslamb4077 37M
90 posts
11/16/2005 12:44 am

From what I hear a lady sheep is a bit much for bulge to handle. . .


bulging_boy 49M

11/16/2005 12:51 am

Oh for fucks sake Trav,

Where's the goddam link? I wanna... ummm... prank my mates...

Yeah... I wanna prank my mates!


tillerbabe 55F

11/16/2005 1:45 am

..No you didn't!!?!? OMG! I love this! You kill me!


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/16/2005 4:01 am

Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was whi...........HEY! Come back here! I can't believe this guy stole Mary's f'in lamb!

bulging_boy Baby Sheep Stealing Sick-O!

Hehe!

Jess


carebearluv2 42F

11/16/2005 4:17 am

Hey....stop making fun of my sheep! lol j/k


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/16/2005 4:40 am

HEHEHEHE

Bulgy is a sheep whisperer


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/16/2005 6:58 am

I have this friend of mine...his name was Bob (this is a true story...)

Bob was in jail years ago. When he was there, he met this guy...who was there...for his FIFTH count of barnyard sodomy...

I think he was from New Zealand, now that I think of it...


Efilnikufecin69 47M

11/16/2005 7:50 am

bulging_boysheepfucker_sheepfucker_nanananana


dangerouslyfunu4 53F

11/16/2005 8:59 am

That is sick but it is so funny !!!!


Wicked1TX 47F

11/16/2005 9:33 am

I heard bulgy singing in the shower all the way in Texas.. sounded just like this...

"Ewe are so beautiful...to meeeeeee"


TakesTeatsStood 50M
505 posts
11/16/2005 9:37 am

I was given one of these at my bachelor party many moons ago - we used it for a volleyball - it didn't last long - think popped after about 5 hits.


charleslamb4077 37M
90 posts
11/16/2005 9:45 am

Lamb backs away slowly. "Bulgy stay back I carry a big gun."


bardicman 50M

11/16/2005 2:45 pm

Mary had a little lamb,
And Bulgy wanted some.
Everywhere that little lamb went
Bulgy was sure to cum......

It was a cold, dark winters day
Bulgy's trailor had no heater
So bulgy warmed that little lamb up
With his little peter.

Mary got tired of her cheating lamb
So she shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between to hunks of bread.



I am not dead yet


rm_RxSUGAR 60M
102 posts
11/16/2005 3:01 pm

It was made in my state. Yeah,look under it's belly and you'll find a tag that says," Made in Ohio,where the 'men are men' and the 'sheep are nervous.' lol


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/16/2005 6:14 pm

I thought that's what they used to say in Montana...where the 'men are men' and the 'sheep are nervous...except they said "scared". lol... very funny you guys.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


weineroftheworld 66M

11/16/2005 7:46 pm

Make sure that is a ewe and not a lamb. You can be arrested for messing around with kids!!!!


weineroftheworld 66M

11/16/2005 7:48 pm

Make sure that is a ewe and not a lamb. Having sexual encounters with underage vinyl farmyard animals is a felony!!!


panda_moanium 47F  
194 posts
11/16/2005 7:50 pm

In Defence of Bulg I have to say...He's been to my house and none of my pets needed stitches!!Actually, thats not necessarily a good thing is it, could just mean he was gentle (or really really small)

Think i might shut up now
Love you Bulg

Say hi to your Mum for me


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/16/2005 10:02 pm

In defense of Bulge,
He has been in the barn at my house and all the sheep were accosted and one nanny goat.. he even tried to suck milk.. in the confusion in the dark.. he ran into a chicken and his pecker got pecked and then ran to the big house and I had to call 911......lets not even talk about that leprouchaun....

Its good to be...ME


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/16/2005 11:08 pm

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I bought a stuffed toy sheep at Easter time... glued velcro gloves to it and left it on my friends desk at work...LMAOOO, hes a manager at a major retail chain... man did he get grief...and this was the 2nd one he got frm me.. first one just "baaaaa'd'
Next one will have gloves, little kids rain boots, and duct tape..lol T

T




LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/16/2005 11:43 pm

*Crosses Bulge off "What To Give For Christmas?" List*

XOXO

A


tillerbabe 55F

11/17/2005 1:20 am

Nick, postingnick What were you "hitting" it with??????


panda_moanium 47F  
194 posts
11/17/2005 12:58 pm

Thanks Trav
I'm the last one.. and I'm leaving to live in Australia
Less woolly competition


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