Never... Never Try This At Home...  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/15/2005 10:24 pm
Never... Never Try This At Home...

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***Warning... The Following is Incredibly Unpleasant***


My excuse is... I was bored. OK, and horney too. However, how was I to know it would hurt that bad. I read [blog mzhunyhole] blog on Vanilla sex. Seeing how I don't have any sex in my life, I realized even masturbation was a bit boring.

So I thought, what the heck, I'll light a candle. So I did. In that same drawer was a roll of duct tape and dental floss. Hmmmmmmmmmm??????!!!!!!

Ever made a homemade weenie ring using dental floss and duct tape? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever wrapped your weenie in duct tape with the hole duct taped shut? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever used dental floss to make sure you tied off the duct tape? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever passed out from the pain of an orgasm with your hole duct taped shut? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever come to with your weenie on fire, realize you passed out on top of your hands and your fingers are asleep and you can't untie the dental floss? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever finally got feeling back in your hands, untied the dental floss and had to rip duct tape off your burning weenie and passed out again? I have. Let me sum it up for you in three words... "Don't!"

Ever decided there is nothing wrong with [post 116428] masturbation?

I have.

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bulging_boy 49M

10/16/2005 5:44 am

You know the whole thing about duct tape sticking like shit to a blanket would be *exactly* the reason why I wouldn't wrap my dick in it.

It may feel good going on... but when it comes off... boy, you're gonna miss that skin.

I'm glad you didn't provide instructions that we could have followed to make sure we didn't do what you did.

But in case you think that's a good idea? I'll sum it up for you in threewords for you... Don't!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 5:53 am

Thank God I don't have a weenie...


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

10/16/2005 10:45 am

Ditto ... DT!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/16/2005 10:53 am

Man, you're just grasping for stuff to write about, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/16/2005 12:19 pm

Oh my god, I have tears running down my face. Not from the thought of the excruciating pain you must have experienced, but of the simple idea of someone actually doing something like that!!! *laughs till tears run down my face and my eyes are burning* OMG!

DustStormDiva


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/16/2005 1:21 pm

The madness continues...LMAO! Where ya been buddy? I just dropped one that I just KNEW, you'd be all over...LOL A.F.F. women that need to be Spanked!!!!


dano6332 56M

10/16/2005 1:47 pm

ummmmmmmmmmm no never have and never will


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/16/2005 2:53 pm

Musta hurt on the hairy parts..be blad your balls were already tazered off...

Its good to be...ME


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/16/2005 2:53 pm

Musta hurt on the hairy parts..be glad your balls were already tazered off...

Its good to be...ME


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/16/2005 4:57 pm

Trav.. you seriously need a hobby..lol


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/16/2005 5:52 pm

Well, now you have an idea of what it feels like for us women to get a Brazilian wax done. Dork. LOL

Lusty


mehappy4u21 53F

10/16/2005 7:08 pm

Funny Stuff Tex... Keep it up... You got the Duct Tuck God's rolling in Dough...

Call me Evil too, but I used to love listening to Dirty Dr. Ruth...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 10:20 pm

S'TD? Again? WTF?


AlbertPrince 58M

10/17/2005 1:31 am

Some interesting ideas there, altho you don't really seem to recommend them too highly. Might give it a go anyway.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/17/2005 5:02 am

Damn!

*Luke puts away duct tape and dental floss and rethinks idea he had to make a weenie ring*


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

10/17/2005 10:57 pm

Thanks for that Luke.

I decided I would make a weenie ring after seeing your post, and thought why not like as in a bell?

Molten metal is seriously painful. I have no idea why I thought I could make a cast from my dick.


MatchfirmAdult 34M
11 posts
12/4/2005 5:40 am

This is Polly, still Wagging!


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