National BLAME BARD DAY!  

travelingintexas 41M
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1/18/2006 11:02 am
National BLAME BARD DAY!

Yes, I was too hasty yesterday!

As Bulge said in my post War of the Roses

"I vote for me, cause Blonde is from NY and seems to be naturally aggressive turning this into some kind of vendetta.

FFS I was forced to do it. Bard made me.

bastard."


A little light bulb came on above my head!

***Cue Little Light Bulb Action With Pull String***

I got excited, stood up very quickly, got dizzy and fell, shattering my new little light bulb!

However, I was able to salvage some of the pieces of this most interesting, life changing and thought provoking idea!

OMF! I mean, we celebrate fake dead people around here right? Elvis, Kennedy, Tupac and anAsswipe right?

Rather than waste our time on fake dead people, let us come together as one to do something uplifting for ourselves! Let us stand as one and sing out in a loud clear voice

IT IS BARDICMAN'S FAULT!

Yes, dear friends! FRIDAY, January 20th is National Blame Bard Day!

You forget to pay your electric bill? BLAME BARD!

You forget to feed & water your neighbors pets, who happens to be on a month long trip to Serbia? BLAME BARD!

You accidently trip over a shoe, fall on top of that 19 year old Swedish Exhange student and end up having monkey sex before the wife gets home? BLAME BARD!

Don't feel like going to work so you call the boss and tell him he's a clitsnot and you're not coming in Friday? BLAME BARD!

Is your significant other getting mad at you because you spend waaaaaaaay too much time blogging instead of doing real life activites? BLAME BARD!

You need an excuse for running the AMEX bill up $2000 for all those new shoes? BLAME BARD!

Yes! On Friday, January 20,2005 we are going to be celebrating this day of good will and free for all fun!

AND ITS ALL BARD'S FAULT!

Woooooo Hooooooooo

WHO IS IN?



fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
1/18/2006 12:44 pm

Sounds good to me...why do we have to wait until the 20th?

Thing is...I can't blame writer's block...today...on Bard...*frowns*

Oh well...

I like to write anyway, i'll just unblock!

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


norprin5 55M

1/18/2006 3:49 pm

k, that all sounds fine, but what if something goog happens?



King Nor XVIII


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
1/18/2006 4:43 pm

You know, he has man comments about me being an ass...

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


FeistySyn 51F

1/18/2006 4:56 pm

Woohoooo, I am so in, already compiling my list....

1. I have a hangnail... it's Bard's fault...

2. Rover ate my Big Mac, damn him, ... it's Bard's fault....

3. Buldge flipped me AND my pussy [cat] off! ... gotta be Bard's fault...

4. Trav hijacked my wireless access... it's Bard's fault....

..........

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/18/2006 5:08 pm

I always blame Bard. Why should Friday be any different?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


ArealUnicorn 44F

1/18/2006 5:12 pm

well trav not sure if I will have anything to blame on him but if I do...sure thing, Im in...sorry Bard....the only thing I can blame on u right at the moment tho is my horniness...


need2havfun76 40M

1/18/2006 5:58 pm

LMFAO!!!!

I have to be in on this. It's too good not to be. Hmmm...the question is, you can't just blame Bard silently to yourself, you have to be vocal about it. Should we blame bard here or just go directly to his blog and comment there (we always reserve the right to post an accusation of whose fault our problems are on our own blogs)?

good idea Trav,
need2


rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
1/18/2006 6:40 pm

holy hell, roflao

I am in By then I will need someone to blame for something..hehehehe

I will blame bard for me not finding a job, he wants me to stay home and respond to his blog, he tied me to the chair and taped my fingers to my laptop keyboard...*shaking head* yeah that is what I will say....evil grin....roflao

hugs and laughs

[ size1] bard i still luvs ya [/size1]


bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:21 pm

GO GO GO Divinity

WOOHOO

Take that monkey boy



I am not dead yet


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
1/18/2006 7:50 pm

IM IN
My cat gets a break, trav gets a break..blame BARD!

Its good to be...ME


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
1/18/2006 7:53 pm

So he's the f**king prick who's to blame!!!


sexymermaid6956 62F
26390 posts
1/18/2006 8:11 pm

roflmao...i get it..BADRS to blame for all my missgivings come the 20 th...lol and all the days between to...to funny lol

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/18/2006 8:25 pm

So I can feck any of those men and it will be all bard's fault ehhhh???? I'm liking this!


Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

1/18/2006 8:34 pm

"You need an excuse for running the AMEX bill up $2000 for all those new shoes? BLAME BARD!"

I was fine until I got to that one....I can really do that? Like, really really?!? Ohhh yesss!


mm0206 68F
7767 posts
1/19/2006 12:14 am

Trav where is your profile?

dang it... bard took it

somebodys been messing with AdultFriendFinder's server......again...

ok bard we are wise to your game


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
1/19/2006 1:07 am

Do we have the option of expanding this into an EVERY Friday thing?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bulging_boy 49M

1/19/2006 1:15 am

Norprin, Bct and sexymermaid all get to blame Bard for fouling up their comments and giving them typo's.

LOL

Bard! You bastard!

LOL


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/19/2006 1:24 am

hmmmm....I like this... I really, really like this. So, Trav.. every friday do we get to have a day to blame something on someone...like...maybe next week it could be....oh...let's see....maybe it could be...what's his face....pick either one.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


DTduzDallas 50F

1/19/2006 2:25 am

I'll continue blaming you...more fun. **smack***************


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
1/19/2006 7:50 am

Bard seems to be a nice fellow, but WTF, I'm in.


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
1/19/2006 8:16 pm

Trav thats a damn fine idea.

Im in.


sexueen 52F

1/19/2006 8:45 pm

Can we make it INTERNATIONAL Blame Bard Day, so that those of us outside of the USA can blame him too? Please.


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
1/26/2006 12:48 am

Gosh, Friday is like...2 days away! Damnit Bard...it's your fault!

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


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