My Weenie... Finally Revealed  

travelingintexas 41M
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11/5/2005 12:57 pm
My Weenie... Finally Revealed

Stand Back! Traveling is here!

I know many of you have been wondering to yourselves, after that last post, will Trav ever show us his weenie! For the record, yes I will. I just did. Its over there in the picture.

Now, don’t everyone get all excited at once. I showed all those others so that you would be overwhelmed when I showed the picture of me. Back off ladies. I can only use this thing one lady at a time! Just stand in line.

I need some help naming it. TDA has Little Kenny. I was thinking of just calling it, Little Big Horn? Now, its really bigger than it looks. Sort of. Now you know why I made you fall in love with my brain first. The tape measurer is bigger than me. But hey, whatcha gonna do right?

Do you still love me? Still want me? LOL

Come on, build Travs ego and tell him it’s a biggun.


realmom2 58M/50F

11/5/2005 2:06 pm

Ok, thanks for sharing. Well..ah..um.. Hey! there's someone at the door, gotta go, see ya. Oops sorry.

We still love you
"MOM"


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/5/2005 3:02 pm

Oh Smucky, he's a cute little guy yes oh yes he is, I just want to pinch his cute little head. You could call him Lil Whippersnapper. Or Smucky Jr. How about Weenie Hut Junior?


bardicman 50M

11/5/2005 3:19 pm

Its moments like these that make me glad I am a male.
Truly!



I am not dead yet


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
11/5/2005 3:44 pm

How about "love nub?"

LET'S GO METS!!!


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/5/2005 4:39 pm

Ohhh my God...it is so small!!! How about we call him Tiny Trav??


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/5/2005 4:58 pm

Now so that you don't get bad luck, you must complete this chain letter by going to jakblack36 and wishing him a happy birthday.Hornyviking722 failed to do this and got honest all the sudden. [blog Woodstockhippy] ignored it and lost his happy and charming demeaner. travelingintexas did not do this and was aflicted with ridiculously small penis size. Don't let the misfortune spread. Oh, Sorry Trav you already got the chain letter.


dano6332 56M

11/5/2005 5:00 pm

Well at least you will never have to worry about hurting someone. Just curious in the cold does it actually retract completely?

Ahhh dont worry about it its not the size of the ship its.......WOW OH MY GOD sorry Hell I cant lie to you buddy its simply to small and you may want to consider borrowing Austin Powers swedish pump


SoljerBlu 39M

11/5/2005 5:05 pm

Now you know why all I show is a 'shadow'... go ahead and figure where the measuring stick goes.


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
11/5/2005 5:50 pm

ssshhhhhhhh.. everyone be really really quiet. If we don't make any sudden moves or loud noises Tiny trav might come out of hiding


dranba 39F

11/5/2005 7:45 pm

Of course we still love you. You and your "Mini Me".

I would stroke your ego, but it seems to be hiding.


XesSex03 50M/48F

11/5/2005 9:09 pm

OK, that may not be yours but that's two penis posts in a row. Starting to wonder.

Oh, and if it is yours....
Sorry man.

Mr. Xes


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/5/2005 10:14 pm

Introducing Trav's Little Buddy:

INCHWORM!!! hehe!

Jess


tillerbabe 55F

11/5/2005 11:55 pm

Honey...THAT is why I have been calling you TiT.
Now we'll have to tell everyone...his name is.....NUT TiT.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/6/2005 1:19 am

Inchworm!!! LMAO

Good one Jess

Welcome back to Trav's blog

Hope I'm not annoying anyone with my comments back to you on their blogs. I have a bad habit of taking a moderately not really funny idea and making it really annoying. It's a gift.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/6/2005 1:21 am

You're not foolin' anyone Bigfoot

Now take down that picture before Til and Tulips realize it's me


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 4:03 am

Trav you always were a fucking show off.

Just cause you extend is no reason to make the rest of us feel small.


looking4fun_604 50F
67 posts
11/6/2005 8:25 am

Put it AWAY...it HURTS!! Really....it hurts to look at it. I wanna say "awww....it's so little and cute," but really now....put it away so I don't hurt its feelings while I laugh my head off.


rm_tink2002 63F

11/6/2005 1:11 pm

didnt get to see trav. im tink2002 on here.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 3:46 pm

LMFAO Dano!

T, dear, sweet brother T...I have the perfect name for your toxic toy.

"Sad." Hey, at least you can get a tat and all the letters will fit on it, lol. Hmmm...maybe not.


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 4:07 pm

i'm jealous. that's a monster, man. i wish i had that much man meat to play with.


EroGenOusKitty 41F

11/6/2005 7:28 pm

Oh Boy...
Makes me wonder if this lil inky winky dinky has ever endured "dick break" or an "ice picking" experience.......


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 9:49 pm

is that one lump or two? lol

TTFN


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 9:50 pm

Tater Tit?

TTFN


TopFisher 63M

11/6/2005 10:54 pm

It's just appears like my tires, For sure has seen some miles!


mistymommie 39F

11/6/2005 11:52 pm

Wow, guess I picked an interesting day to stop in....

I pray that that isn't really you. The poor fellow it belongs to has got to be so sad. His poor little peenie-weenie looks so scared!

Is that classified as an outie or an innie?

Misty


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/7/2005 2:22 am

It would take a brave man to put that picture out as an invite. Hell, it would take a brave man just to let anybody else see it.

But it would make for a great Candid Camera episode for HBO someday. I'd love to hear those initial comments as women opened the package.

The only man who could honestly author the book, "I Can't Jack Off With More Than One Finger."

Names? "Little Texas" is still overkill. "Mini Mini Me" still doesn't offer truth in advertising. "Don't blink or you'll miss it" is just too long, sorry for the comparison. I know!

Henceforth, your wee willie should be known as "Spot". Well, maybe not with the capital 'S'. Just "spot".

ROFLMAO Nice post man, thanks for the chuckles. And kudos for the guts to claim it as your own. I'll never toss my dog Snausages the same way again.


womanoirish 54F

11/7/2005 4:59 am

Witty Bitty Weenie?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/7/2005 7:05 am

I was wonder if that is Dickie Do Disease (your belly hangs out further than your dickie do)... Or were you playing with props from the Alice in Wonderland set (where's the big chair?)


rm_tink2002 63F

11/27/2006 3:14 am

liked ur blog. u put some work in that.


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