My 501st Post... I Talk Too Much!  

travelingintexas 41M
3/19/2006 5:49 pm
My 501st Post... I Talk Too Much!

I just missed my 500th post.

I wasn’t even paying attention I just clicked on and noticed the last one was 500. Well that’s a bit anti-climactic!

9 Months and 501 posts.

That’s an average of:

-55.555555555555555555555555555556 posts a month!

-13.888888888888888888888888888889 posts a week!

-1.984126984126984126984126984127 posts a day!

And to think, if I said everything I actually thought about posting, you could multiply that by 7 or so.

I talk too much!

So… In honor of my 501st post, I am going to do something I haven’t done in a while.

Ask me anything you want, anything, and I will answer it fully, completely and honestly!

Oh yea, the annoying dick size question is out LMAO Other than that… ask away!

caressmewell 53F

3/19/2006 6:01 pm

When do you plan to come to Atlanta to party with the Atlanta bloggers? (You know you are welcome to any time)

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 6:11 pm:
Actually, Bard and I discussed that very thing last night. There is a chance I may join him this weekend and drive out with him. I am not sure yet.

timberwolf6972 44M

3/19/2006 6:16 pm

Congratulations on your 501! Is that a pic of you on your profile with the hat or is it Elvis? I can't even imagine some of the off-the-wall shit that you will be asked in this post!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:19 pm:
Actually, the hat is a fake.... I am not even wearing one in real life. Its a regular web cam shot, just like my others and the [blog sj365] did her magic. And yea, these are always fun to answer lol

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
3/19/2006 6:17 pm

Do you miss the way we used to talk?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:22 pm:
Actually Saint, I do... I told Diggy a week or so ago that I had sent you a message on that messenger thingy begging and groveling He informed me you don't use anything anymore. And I couldnt email on here cuz your profile is off.

rm_sgtshyvixen 41F
8 posts
3/19/2006 6:28 pm

now for zomeone who talkz as much as you do and createz as many fake profilez as you do how can you possibly be falling in the most popular list?


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:32 pm:
LOL Actually as I have said before I only have had 2 other profiles since I have been here. 1) When Bella and I screwed around on here and did [blog texasbelle_] and sgt_dickhead. These are the only profiles I have and neither of them get used.

Although I would love to know who you else you think I am. I hear this said quite a bit but no one will tell me who they think I am.

I am too lazy to use a different profile. I can barely keep up with this one anymore. Plus, not to mention, I make it clear who my alternate profiles are and have no idea who you are

rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
3/19/2006 6:32 pm

congrats on your 500 and your 501

What have I done to have you not visit me anymore I miss my favorite texan

hugs and smiles

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:35 pm:
Not a thing.... I read you just the other day... I havent been commenting much lately since I have been busy and taking longer breaks. You still have a huge fan in this Texan. Just bear with me as I get settled. Been a strange few weeks for me and has nothing to do with on here.

This also goes for others I havent had much time to visit lately.

starvingnow 48F

3/19/2006 6:36 pm

how many women have you physically had sex with off of this website.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:37 pm:
LMAO Physically? As opposed to????


HotSexyCupl 46M/42F

3/19/2006 6:46 pm


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:49 pm:
Thanks for dropping by!

AGNJoe1 46M

3/19/2006 6:51 pm

How are you?

Just asking. Hope you're doing ok.


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:50 pm:
Hey buddy! I am doing just fine... no sugar coating there... Its amazing how a week with the kids can make everything alright!

PassionKisses4Me 44F

3/19/2006 6:55 pm

If you could go any where for a week vacation...where would you go and can I go with you???



travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:54 pm:
I would love to visit New Zealand, more of Europe sans France LOL Locally? Would love to finally go to Las Vegas. Never been beleive it or not. Or my all time favorite is NYC.

And yes you can!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
3/19/2006 6:59 pm

I think I visited here a while back when I was new to blogs and your post gave me a pretty good laugh - you've a great imagination. Glad you're still around and here you are at 500+!!! Congratulations!


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:55 pm:
Yea... I havent figured out how to get myself out of here....

Thanks for stopping by!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/19/2006 7:34 pm

Hmmm...a question...oh, ya feel up for another walk?

Gratz Brat! Love ya.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 7:59 pm:
Between DC and Sea World? I lost a leg or two LOL

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

3/19/2006 7:45 pm

How 'bout the not quite as annoying cock size question?

Happy 501st! and 9 month anniversary too!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:01 pm:
Yup.... it is officialy not so annoying LMAO

Allsleeky 35F

3/19/2006 8:00 pm

Congratulations on your 500th post! C

Q: What was/is the greatest achievement in your life?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:24 pm:
Without a doubt it is my kids.... Regardless of how big a shit Dad has been (ok not THAT bad) they are great kids that are compassionate dreamers!

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
3/19/2006 8:05 pm

Congrats, and a question!!!!!!!!! What was your favorite post????????

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:30 pm:
I have several that come to mind... A quick link would be...

This post was my personal milestone post... Moving On...

For humor.... Probably this one... Traveling Needs New Shorty Shorts... (Updated AGAIN #3)

The one I think put me on the blogland map would be... Essence of a Woman! What Your Momma Shoulda Taught You But Didn

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
3/19/2006 8:12 pm

Congratulations on your 501st post!

Question....What ever happened to Belle...and do you ever hear from her???

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:34 pm:
I know it may sound like an excuse but I don't feel comfortable in answering that for her. I think it would be safe to say that real life beckoned... She is missed that is for sure!

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/19/2006 8:20 pm

My question to you--ah never mind

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:35 pm:
Surely you didnt just wimp out LOL

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
3/19/2006 8:32 pm

I already know the answer to the dick size question. *grin*

Would you want me to call you and wake you up for an appointment again? If so, would you cuss at me, again? *giggle*


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:39 pm:
LMAO Show off...

Actually.... It wasnt just you... anyone that calls me that early after so little sleep gets cussed at....

educatedmanonly 51F
24 posts
3/19/2006 8:37 pm

I have 2 questions - what happened to Bulging and Blonde and did you get the job??

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 8:44 pm:
Bulgey and Blonde are both working their asses off in the real world LOL Preparing for this summer and her move.

No I didnt get the job. The Dallas office had different ideas than corporate about what they wanted. I do Business Development/Marketing which is what Dallas said they wanted. Baltimore wanted an Estimator, which I am not, never have been and dont want the liability for.

Sorceror07 54M

3/19/2006 9:34 pm

woohoo trav!! grats on 501!!

here's a question for you... when are we doing guy's weekend again? ...and lets make it a week this time, perhaps 2 weeks hehe!

only this time we need to invite the ladies, ok?

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 9:58 pm:
We could go Chinese and make it the year of the Man... And hey! The women were invited last time....


3/19/2006 9:58 pm

congrats on 501 post... can I have a question coupon ?.. need to think of a one

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:44 pm:
You officialy have a question coupon... One per household...

benibluetwo 47F

3/19/2006 10:37 pm

OK....I am very disappointed you never mentioned Canada as a place you wanted to travel to so now my question is shot to hell....oh well. If it would make you feel more comfortable we have oil and cattle in Alberta too lol.

Congrats on 500+.




travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:45 pm:
Oh... well... if ya got oil and cattle lol That changes everything

jktagirl69 40F
79 posts
3/19/2006 11:17 pm

oh dear.. wish im living in texas..
anyway.. congrats!!!

jktagirl69 40F
79 posts
3/19/2006 11:21 pm

trav, ever thinking to come over to south east asia? just like.. indonesia, maybe?

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:47 pm:
Isn't that next to Alabama?

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/19/2006 11:33 pm

congrats darling---now no dick size question lol-K-so-have u ever sucked a dick-lol?Darling u know I'm kidding---emmm rite???U haven't rite?

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:48 pm:
Ummm I am gonna vote NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/19/2006 11:36 pm

Awww u didn't get the job-it's their fucking loss baby...they can just kiss it!

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/19/2006 11:38 pm

Ping Me!!!!

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/19/2006 11:40 pm

Honest answer, huh? Okay, then, gut reaction: Someone just handed you five hundred bucks and you're a gambling man. You gonna put it on probably or on probably not? Honest answer.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:48 pm:
Is there an absolutly no question about it option?

bardicman 50M

3/20/2006 1:06 am

How many men have you had sex with from this site?

I am not dead yet

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:50 pm:

You, Bulge, 5, KY and Real

Please don't count that...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/20/2006 1:37 am

    Quoting rm_sgtshyvixen:
    now for zomeone who talkz as much as you do and createz as many fake profilez as you do how can you possibly be falling in the most popular list?

God you are really not such a nice person,a wee bit of an trouble maker ,

I'm a

i'm here to stay

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:52 pm:
LOL I asked who else I was but in typical hiding behind a monitor spirit I doubt I'll get an answer.... Wish people could do that with their real profiles....

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/20/2006 1:37 am

Congratulations and i hope you do amny more

I'm a

i'm here to stay

TravelinsAuntPat 50F

3/20/2006 7:50 am


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woohoo trav!! grats on 501!!

here's a question for you... when are we doing guy's weekend again? ...and lets make it a week this time, perhaps 2 weeks hehe!

only this time we need to invite the ladies, ok?


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
3/20/2006 8:26 am


travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 2:53 pm:
Thanks Stranger!

TTigerAtty 62M

3/20/2006 9:07 am

You Talk Too Much

Lyrics: George Thorogood

You talk too much, you talk too much,
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking baby,
you know you're bound to drive me away

Now you get on the telephone with your girlfriend,
your conversation baby ain't got no end
Yakety-yakety-yakety-yak all the time,
you keep on talking baby drive me out of my mind
You talk too much,
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking baby,
you know you're bound to drive me away

Well I laid out in the afternoon I start to nappin',
you walk into the room with them jaws a-flappin'
You keep that motormouth moving morning, noon and night,
you keep on talking baby make my head turn white
You talk too much,
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking baby,
you know you're bound just to drive me away

I think you're trying to put me through some kind of test,
I'm begging you baby won't you give it a rest
You talk about people that you don't even know,
keep it up baby I'm gonna pick up and blow
You talk too much,
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking baby,
you know you're bound to drive me away

Don't get me wrong baby I don't mean to complain,
but if you keep on talking you're gonna drive me insane
You keep on talking all around the clock,
I'm begging you baby won't you please stop
You talk too much,
I can't believe the things that you say everyday
If you keep on talking baby,
you know you're bound to drive me away

Congrats on your 501st post!

MWWwantsmore 51F

3/20/2006 10:54 am

Congrats on your post 501!

So.........whats the oldest and youngest woman you have been with? As in age difference from you?

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 3:02 pm:
Oh My Gawd.... If I dont answer this one honestly, I am gonna get slammed by the group that knows.... SHIT!

Youngest? Maybe by 4 years...

Oldest? By 50ish years LMAO[/SIZE

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
3/20/2006 11:20 am

Congratulations on your # 501....
and my question for you is... of all of the areas surrounding Austin (I am favoring west of Austin in the hill country) which areas are the top of your desireable list for one to buy property now?

And I also want to know how you put your reply right into the box where the comment is! Yeah... I know..that's two questions and that's ok because I'm older than everyone else! hug.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 3:06 pm:
Lake Travis area... Cedar Park and Liberty Hill are great areas....

South would be Wimberly.... Also look at Marble Falls and Fredricksburg....

I just hit the respond tab next to quote.... Doesnt everyone have it?

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/20/2006 12:05 pm

Congratulations Trav
You are eloquent beyond your years and a tad loquacious..
for all the laughs and tears and gasps ...
Thank you !!


travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 3:12 pm:
Thank you... I can always count on you to use big words I dont understand LMAO

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 1:08 pm

You wanna cyber tonite?

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 3:12 pm:
sure... you can be number 2 or 3 lol

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 1:11 pm

Ping Me!

expatbrit49 62M

3/20/2006 1:17 pm

Congrats on 501, now take a brake and let the rest of catch up lol

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

travelingintexas replies on 3/20/2006 3:13 pm:
OK fine... I am now applying pressure to the breaks lol

Thanks buddy!

outdoorman94 47M

3/20/2006 3:35 pm

Congradulations on that post!

travelingintexas replies on 3/21/2006 10:38 am:
Thanks outdoorman!

Welcome to my humble blog trailer... Like my pink flamingos?


rm_sexxielynn 52F
72 posts
3/20/2006 8:19 pm

Congratulations on your 501st post. I look forward to many more Hows the plan to sell the blog going?
Crap, is that my question?
Now does that count as two? Are you gonna answer them all?
My real question was: If you had sex with one 'real' woman and three (5) men who is your favourite?

travelingintexas replies on 3/21/2006 10:44 am:
My answer.... because of the way he made that grunting sound it would have to be Bard!

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/20/2006 8:35 pm

PING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frederick2223 69M
98 posts
3/20/2006 10:40 pm

Sensual Katey directed me her: What has given you the most joy in blogging?

travelingintexas replies on 3/21/2006 10:46 am:
I am gonna say it is the way this ocmmunity picked me up when I was at the lowest point of my life, accepted me, and encouraged me. Those are the core reasons I am still here.

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
3/21/2006 1:17 am

Its the only way I can lord it over you ......


Dont make me laugh damnit!!

ok Heres my question, and I will try to spell it out for you in basic English.........
What is your favorite Blue Bell Ice Cream flavor?
Simple enough even for you.
oh.... and Trav...Thanks...

travelingintexas replies on 3/21/2006 10:45 am:
Cookies and Cream

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/21/2006 10:24 pm

I'd make a suggestion and include a 2 by 4, but the site poo poos that. Makes a nice squishy thud sound.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
3/21/2006 11:28 pm

I posted at that rate. Once.

Q: Why does the rain fall from up above? Why do fools fall in love?

TTigerAtty 62M

3/22/2006 9:06 am

Ya got any of those Ashton cigars left over, Trav! I didn't get one when I stopped by earlier! Savin' em all for yourself, eh?

HBowt2 58F

3/22/2006 1:47 pm

Congrats on the can you make Expat pull up his trousers?

travelingintexas replies on 3/22/2006 5:14 pm:
Ummmmm sorry... his drawers have been dropped since before I got here... LOL

M1sterMan1969 46M

3/23/2006 8:15 pm

Well done you prolific poster!

This is my first, well 2nd post, ever! Need some advice on my profile & attracting the right sort of attention from women on this site. Was thinking of blogging but as a newbee (struggle with all phraseology!) the sheer abundance of chatrooms, networks and such is overwhelming. So much salacious talk, it's HARD to know where to begin.
Thanks in anticipation of some wise words

(Princess Lips)

3/24/2006 12:00 am

Ask me anything you want, anything, and I will answer it fully, completely and honestly!Oh yea, the annoying dick size question is out LMAO Other than that… ask away!

sure...put the fine print in...yah baby...


Why did you start this TAG shit? And can we play RED ROVER next?


travelingintexas replies on 3/24/2006 5:19 am:
Boredom.... Sheer boredom.... Not to mention it came out of nowhere and I just did it LOL Or didnt.... dependant upon what I am currently saying at the moment LMAO

JeersPilarSaver 35F

3/24/2006 8:01 pm

post 501??? wowwww....congrats!!!
be good then

M1sterMan1969 46M

3/24/2006 8:47 pm

Grateful redlipsprincess for your offer.
What do you think of my profile? Really?!
Should I have more saucy pics?
Not sure about sexy story I've included - bit different but?
Worth paying for membership to raise visibility or better to spend time chatting to women local to me?
I can't keep up with the speed the text goes in chat rooms! How do you break in? Persistence or provocative?
Really want to expand sexual horizons and need help to let it all hang out!

mycin62 54F

3/24/2006 10:02 pm

Did you really start this stupid tag game?

travelingintexas replies on 3/25/2006 9:38 am:
LMAO Yes...I did....

I am guilty...

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