Monday... a Day of Sweet Remembrance  

travelingintexas 41M
10/7/2005 9:40 pm
Monday... a Day of Sweet Remembrance

This monday is a very special day... it is a day filled with lots of tears, pain and joy. It is the day my dear sweet great-great-great-great grandmotherbrother died.

DTox and I will make the annual trip to Vegas where we will meet oher family members for a day of remembrance of this fine, fine woman. I always take it very hard because I was great-great-great-great grandmotherbrothers favorite. She always thought Dtox dressed too slutty.

In fact I am tearing up right now just thinking about the old hag. (its where DTox gets it)

I miss that old tramp (Thats where DTox gets that too) because she taught me everything I know.

***Grabs kleenex and blows nose***

I ask that on Monday, you give me some time to deal with my loss. I won't be my normal self on Monday. These things are just so painful and I can barely function.. Someone want to hold my hand? I miss my great-great-great-great grandmotherbrother....

***Blows nose***

tee hee...

raptor880 39M

10/7/2005 11:08 pm

Smells somethin , n it aint a good smell neither.Well theres one way to find out if its the sweet sweet smell of bullshit.

Declares monday a day of mourning for the tits distant relative.Instigates a blogland two minute silence to pay respect and hands round a collection plate so ALL of blogland can contribute towards flowers.

Im sorry to hear the news Tit, let me wrap my arm around you and console you at this time.(well its the only time hes going to get his hands on a tit here, if only there were more family present then he could touch a pair of tits)

keithcancook 60M
17800 posts
10/7/2005 11:39 pm

She was definately one the the greats...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/8/2005 3:26 am

Oh no you didn't! He didn't, did he? Slut? Hag? Tramp? Humphhhhhhh!!!

Raptor? You smell BULLSHIT. Real strong aroma often found around this blog.

Oh please, if this is a sad attempt to draw attention away from the wrath of us women on Monday, it's failed. The Roast is on!

Vegas? On Monday? lmaoooooooo...everybody knows I won't be going to Vegas on Monday.

Cry baby.

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/8/2005 11:28 am

My condolences. I looked for a card but, oddly enough, couldn't quite find one that fit. Don't be shocked Monday when you get a Happy Birthday card. It was the closest.

[blog talldarkavg1]

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/8/2005 12:36 pm

Shameless, sick, depraved, completely and utterly senseless drivel...that has kept me laughing from beginning to end... Are you really trying this hard to deter the roast? LMAO!!! Trav, I hope you find something to occupy your time have WAAAAAYYY too mouch of it on your hands...LOL

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/8/2005 12:37 pm


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/8/2005 1:31 pm

A roast??? Us bachelors love roast! Don't we, Trav?
With mashed potatoes and gravy, carrots,.......and friends.
I'm taking Monday off from work, so please let me know when it's ready.
I sure am glad I got here when I did! I just hate leftovers.

P.S. I'm sorry about your relatives. One of them just might have some baby pictures somewhere.....

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

dano6332 56M

10/8/2005 4:39 pm

Yeah I seem to recall a certain something going on Monday.... Football? well yeah but thats not it

Oh well Trav do we deposit the usual tribute to her in the fountain?

lushgirl69 49F

10/8/2005 4:52 pm

I send my own condolences, love....On the way to Vegas, eh? I have some musings on that one....Are you driving or flying? Need a passenger? hehe...I guess I'll see

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/8/2005 5:12 pm

ROLFMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY, I so wanna be around when she finally kicks your ass....LOL T


ThumbChickStool 33F

10/8/2005 7:15 pm

You're coming my way!?! I'm so excited... but so sad at the same time. I'm sure your great-great-great-great grandmotherbrother loved to play bingo (who over the age of 50 doesn't?) and the video slots. I can show you some places that might help you grieve. And if that's not enough, I can take you to some real nice trailer parks if you want.

tillerbabe 56F

10/9/2005 1:42 am

You F*#k'in, manipulative Sneak! ('bout time that old hag died.....)'s "ON" :



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