Leave Divinty's Well Wishes For a Quick Recovery Here  

travelingintexas 41M
2/22/2006 5:02 pm
Leave Divinty's Well Wishes For a Quick Recovery Here

You asked… I shared…

Divinity is my friend. I think highly of her as a blogger and as a friend. You may have noticed recently she has had an unhealthy obsession with 1 ) my McManboobies and 2 ) is convinced I am a woman with a glass weenus rather than a “real” one.

Because I received an email from her doctor asking me to bear with Divinity and her hallucinations a little longer, I haven't responded to these drug induced posts on her blog. However, after careful consideration and discussion with a team of highly skilled medical and psychological professionals, this is what I have come to understand. (I feel it is safe to share this now as she is off at a secret blogging rehab center aka new job!)

It seems that several months ago, some cruel and foul individual told Divinity that blogging while taking a special “Tylenol” would enhance her staying power. Now, lets not judge too harshly as we all know that everyone wants staying power. Divinity works so hard as a single mom and so, rather than let her readers down, she began taking this special “Tylenol.” Unbeknownst to our dear friend Divinity this special “Tylenol” was laced with Black Tar Heroine and Ecstasy.

Poor, poor Divinity. This was a cruel trick to play on her. If I can track down this individual I will make sure he pays. However, there are some side effects as well as residual flashback issues that we are just now discovering.

These include major sexual hallucinations where individuals find myself and Viking attractive. He and I have both had several long discussions and both agree we are without a doubt the ugliest guys on this site. Heck, if it wasn’t for our wit and charm, women and children and some men would run away in fear.

Secondly, there is a constant “objects appear larger than they actually are.” This extends beyond the genital region and includes the mammary region as well. In all truth, Divinity is as flat as a pancake and while I joke, my McManboobies are no more than a small “B” cup at best.

There is also, according to the medical professionals, an issue called “suckle syndrome” that causes the afflicted to want to suck milk from every orifice they can find. The orifice can be either real or imagined. Obviously, in my case, they were imagined. As to the discussion of me not having a weenus, I can only assure you this was due to the hallucinogens in the special “Tylenol.” If you need proof, please take a gander at my second profile under the name methodman1000.


As you can see, there is nothing wrong with me.

When those afflicted are told “no suckling, bad drug user,” they immediately throw fits, mess their Depends and run out the door and go into hiding. I do not point fingers of blame at Divinity especially since we all now know how sick and twisted her mind has been since utilizing unknowingly the special “Tylenol.” I feel no ill will and only hope for her a fast recovery in rehab.

I send her all of my love and wish her a painless “detox” and hope she will be back among us blogging soon. The medical professionals have assured me she should be back and blogging within 2-3 weeks. If she is seen blogging before then, you are requested to alert me immediately so I can call the men in white jackets to come get her and take her back to the “home.” Thank you for your understanding in this matter.

If you would like to send your thoughts and well wishes to Divinity, I have been assured the doctors are using my blog to help in the detox program so she will be able to read your words of encouragement in this post.

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/22/2006 6:03 pm

If she reads this Trav, you better hope that you arent in the same state she is. If, in fact, you are, quickly move and leave no forwarding address.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

ticktock500 44M

2/22/2006 6:52 pm

so, uh, her references to sucking the glass dick were about her problem and not yours?

caressmewell 53F

2/22/2006 7:14 pm

LOL, this is good but DD is so gonna get you....

frogger1995 39F

2/22/2006 7:18 pm

I can only imagine what someone "under the influence" sees when viewing my pics

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/22/2006 7:57 pm

I'll have to send her flowers! Poor girl, I thought there was something a little off about her.....I guess she was a lot off...her rocker or something! I feel really bad for DD

aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
2/22/2006 8:10 pm

LMAO!! That's what her problem has been lately!

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
2/23/2006 12:12 am

1,2 DD coming for
3,4 you better be ready.....

KMA5 40M
771 posts
2/23/2006 7:40 am

LOL trav
I hope both of you recover quickly cos you aint too well either

fantasylover_05 62M

2/23/2006 10:43 am

Trav ole boy....

So how did you get that "special tylenol" anyway?? LOL LOL

Hmmmm.... flat as a pan cake aye? LOL LOL LOL

And so the PLOT THICKENS!!! LMAO!!

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
2/23/2006 2:07 pm

This Just In:

The lab results came back showing that the Tylenols in question were actually placeboes. Her doctors are now stymied for a proper course of treatment.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

vanna4u 38F

2/24/2006 1:12 am

Dear Divinity,
You don't know me but I hope you get better soon.

I didn't know if her affliction affected her hearing so I thought I better write big.

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
2/24/2006 11:54 am

I'm so confused...and Vanna didn't make it any easier....so is it her hearing or her eyesight....that's affected?

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

vanna4u 38F

2/25/2006 1:10 pm

Gee, slidein2meplz is someone I can relate to. I like her!

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