I Just Had My Heart Torn Out...  

travelingintexas 41M
11/1/2005 12:15 am
I Just Had My Heart Torn Out...

It appears all is not well in the family dear friends. As I perused different blogs tonight I came across 5ers follow-up blog to our first Traveling Five Speed Sex Show blog. (Watch for future installments.)

There in the middle of the comments I saw it. My heart dropped. My eyes all watered up and I clenched my shorty shorts with my butt cheeks. However my dear friends, this was no laughing matter because there, before my eyes, my very own sister betrayed me.

Did she do it behind closed doors where family should betray family? Hell no… she betrayed me for the entire world to see, right there in 5ers blog. The incriminating blog comment is as follows:

Darius? LMAO? **smack** Welcome to the family. Your turn, Jez.

Folks… That is my slap. MINE!

My sister, just gave away what was rightfully mine. Then she even invited him into the family.

I have been ousted from my own family. I guess the newer model is better. I am now going to retreat into my evil lair, lock the front door, put the chain up, pull up the drawbridge and let my guardian monster out to patrol and go hide under the sheets of my bed of nails. Obviously I am not needed here.


BTW, you were short three votes for heaven. They go to Cruella.

It appears I am family-less now. I am heartbroken today and sad

tillerbabe 55F

11/1/2005 12:40 am

Awwwwe..sweetie....you have no home? No one to spend Thanksgiving with? I promise to come visit you in the orphanage and bring you cookies and candy and toys...and...BOOBAGE!

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/1/2005 12:45 am

Its ok Trav...
U can spend it with me in HEAVEN!
Really DT..i had to console him on IM poor thing...

Its good to be...ME

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
11/1/2005 1:58 am

*"i never see a man cry till i see a man die"*................

bulging_boy 49M

11/1/2005 2:03 am


If I start crying, noone consoles *me* on IM

nooo. poor old bulge, just has to suck it up. At least you had a family. at least you had slaps.

I had nothing. I had to turn the light on so I had someone to keep me company.

I turned it back off when I found out he was bigger than me as well.

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/1/2005 4:09 am

*snuggles Trav and covers him with gentle kisses* You ain't alone, hon...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/1/2005 4:15 am

**sobs** AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, T, damn. You're my ONLY brother. You haven't been ousted at all.

**smack** Better? **smacks harder** Now? **hits T over head with baseball bat** Now????

Long lost cousinunclebrotherinlaw Darius was welcomed into the family last week when I we realized his mind is as demented as ours...knew he had to be related.

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
11/1/2005 4:25 am

That was my reaction when Darius came on the scene too. Ladies love that guy. He is pretty cool...but so is big boy.

still lmao!

MillsShipsGayly 51M

11/1/2005 4:29 am

I hate it when that happens

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
11/1/2005 5:48 am

You will always have a family trav! Don't worry, too many people love you.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
11/1/2005 5:49 am

what are you on about a totally confused papy,wonders off scratching her head

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/1/2005 6:14 am

Try dyeing your hair orange Trav.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

simlpyfun68 48F
1173 posts
11/1/2005 6:29 am

The question is where is the bean dip served?

Hugz n Smiles

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/1/2005 6:33 am

trav, as far as I know you haven't been ousted from the family yet...and as for myself, I would think that you were irreplacable... Just consider me a new addition, if you will...

Now cheer up, or I'm going to smack ya!!

You're still number one in my book..

So let's go and see how much damage we can do together...trouble is always more fun when you're causing it alongside someone as twisted as yourself....

DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/1/2005 8:46 am

Oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd! The drama! I said I was sorry, and I didn't even do anything you big cry-baby! You misunderstood the whole situation. Mom's not accepting your calls by the way...

five_speed 41M

11/1/2005 9:30 am

T, you're a good guy, and I don't mean to hurt your tender feelings further, but really, man, you are such a crybaby.

She hasn't kicked you out of the family, dude. She smacked Darius with her left hand. You are only entitled to smacks with the right hand. By my count, you still may have up to three additional siblings (She can still kick some one with each leg, and headbutt a third.) so quit crying and get used to it.

I swear, the only thing worse than a spoiled child is an inbred spoiled child!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/1/2005 11:13 am

***headbutts 5***

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/1/2005 12:09 pm

I swear...you fall off my 1auntywahine Most Watched Blog list for one lousy week and you lose your damn perspective. THINK ABOUT IT. You have been there longer. You have seniority. You are the OLDER brother.
You now have a new person to push around.

Sheesh...DT, will you please smack him???

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/1/2005 12:17 pm

Hey, why diddnt we have the super secret handshake vote to let Darius In?

Its good to be...ME

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/1/2005 4:46 pm

trav - Sure, as long as we take turns wearing the dress (I am NOT wearing your pink panties, though. That's just wrong...)


11/1/2005 7:04 pm

Trav come lay your head down and whine to Blondeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,, she will "SMACK" reallllllllllllllll good

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/1/2005 7:48 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Princess- Thank you for making me feel loved..... I had my heart ripped out and torn into a million pieces when I read this. You are a kind friend.... Will you beat up Dtoxxx for me?
With pleasure *goes off looking for her morningstar mace*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/1/2005 10:48 pm

Teenie weenie bikini's?

Oh, okay...my mistake...

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/1/2005 10:53 pm

Disclaimer: The last comment made my Darius was in no way meant to infer the size (or lack thereof) of travs wee wee...

And no, DT didn't share any secrets with me today....nope, she didn't show me those photographs either...or the video tapes....or the eyewitnesses...


mysteriesofme 44F

11/5/2005 11:01 am

<she kisses Trav's cheek and turns and sticks her tongue out at Darius>

bulging_boy 49M

11/5/2005 4:38 pm

Ok mysteries.

I'll take my dick out of your mouth if you promise to say something next time.

mysteriesofme 44F

11/10/2005 4:03 pm

Thanks!! I was going to kiss Trav on the cheek and stick my tongue out at Darius, but I got distracted with you... sorry Trav.. I'll make it up.. for you?

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