I Have Laid Eyes on "HER" and "SHE" Was Perfect!  

travelingintexas 41M
3/17/2006 5:47 pm
I Have Laid Eyes on "HER" and "SHE" Was Perfect!

I laid eyes on “HER” today! “SHE” was perfect and everything I have ever dreamed of. God, to touch “HER” one day soon will be incredible. My mouth waters just thinking of “HER.” I always knew “SHE” would be perfect and if you could have seen “HER” you would know how very perfect “SHE” is.

“SHE” took my breath away. I couldn’t speak when I walked out of that door and came across “HER.” Man, was “SHE” ever hot! I could smell her and “HER” scent was beyond description. “SHE” was the epitome of everything I have sought since the day I was born. I was created to embrace “HER” perfection. I can’t wait to touch “HER”, know “HER”, learn “HER” quirks and what buttons to push.

“SHE” was absolutely astounding and words defy the way “SHE” made me feel when I was in “HER” presence. I am trying to figure out how to describe “HER” to you since mere words are useless. “SHE” is absolutely amazing. In effect, “SHE” is an entire modular kitchen designed for the backyard and is the latest trend in outdoor entertaining for those connoisseurs of the barbecue looking to impress.

“SHE” is from Down Under and “HER” body is absolutely perfect. “SHE” was created using top-of-the-range commercial grade materials and “SHE” allows you to custom build your own outdoor kitchen center with stylish modular cabinets. “SHE” is designed to accommodate a fridge, preparation areas and individual burners for wok cooking. “SHE” also allows me to include a sink and water fixtures to make cleaning up “afterwards” a breeze or even your own home-entertainment system to add atmosphere to all sexy occasions.

“SHE” is flawless and I can not wait to have every inch of “HER.” “SHE” features unlimited storage options and cabinet choices that include precision locking and easy, one touch, opening and closing action door handles as all females should. “HER” cabinets are very sleek and stylish and all cupboards feature a metallic bright silver powder coated finish. As an added luxury, heavy-duty solid granite worktops are fitted as standard.

“Her” stainless steel barbecues feature porcelain enameled cooking plates, stainless steel vaporizers and heat reflectors - for more efficient cooking - plus stainless steel roasting hoods with glass viewing windows. The barbecues benefit from a lifetime warranty on all structural components.

This perfect “SHE” is no ordinary barbecue. “SHE” is designed for those looking to cook more than just your average hamburger and sausage outdoors this summer and is designed for people who want to embrace the ultimate in lifestyle and outdoor entertaining. (“SHE’S a swinger?”

“SHE” doesn’t come cheap but do you expect to not spend some money on perfection? I mean, this is THE DREAM we guys have been searching for all of our lives!

To the tune of $35,469 American Dollars or $20,000 Pounds.

I just made a mess in my shorty shorts...

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
3/17/2006 10:10 pm

You had me fooled there for a bit Trav....LOL.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:05 pm:
Must be the blonde...

crazygurl2xx 57F

3/17/2006 10:23 pm

be sure and send me an invitation....

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:06 pm:
Just don't hold your breath.... I am not seeing "HER" in my future anytime soon!

Sorceror07 54M

3/17/2006 10:37 pm

welcome back bro looks like you met the grill of your dreams!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:07 pm:
LMAO I wondered if anyone would pick that up and run with it!

seek_u_topia 51M

3/17/2006 11:32 pm

Dames...they'll rake you over the coals (or gas jets) if they get the chance. But it's usually worth every drop or blood in your body and penny in your bank account.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:08 pm:
Yea... we bitch and moan but man we love to use them....errrrr... turn them on dont we?

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/17/2006 11:53 pm

Emmmm -darling-is this another one of those manly weekends cumming up???

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travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:09 pm:
Nope... I am still itching and limping from the last weekend...

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/17/2006 11:56 pm

I give up-I can't get it right-I've done it over and over-posted and deleted-posted and deleted-LOL- how do u link your post-I screw it up every time---To link to this Post ("T N T") use [post 274874] in your messages.I'm done for tonite!Nite everyone!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
3/18/2006 5:00 am

You always make me go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Purry {=}


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:11 pm:
Only when I visit darling...only when I visit....

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
3/18/2006 5:05 am


Its good to be...ME

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:12 pm:
Change pics woman.... This one is driving me nuts!

SaucyTart_36 47F

3/18/2006 6:19 am

Nice to know you have found "HER". The one that will make your meat hot, juicy and finish it off to perfection...

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:13 pm:
I love the puns... very pun-y!

VATraveler1948 68M

3/18/2006 7:56 am

Damn, that's HOT but you have to remember, the good ones are always so expensive to maintain. Can you imagine what it will cost when it's time to replace one of her burners.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:14 pm:
For that price... SHE better fix her own burners.... and bring me a beer!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/18/2006 8:45 am

Okay, she'll get your meat all hot and juicy, but does she swallow?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:15 pm:
If she spits and doesnt swallow I am getting my money back!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/18/2006 8:45 am

For tht price I bet she has a spit.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_metalmama69 42F
3878 posts
3/18/2006 9:05 am

mmmm, May I cum over for dinner?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:15 pm:
You kidding me? I cant afford food after buying HER!

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
3/18/2006 10:56 am

I was gonna say........probably a TG....

Dont you know by now that there is no such thing as perfection.......
buy you books and spend all that money and ya still dont understand

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:16 pm:
Yup... but according to Evil Dr Phil, I am shooting for 80% LMAO

TTigerAtty 62M

3/18/2006 12:37 pm

Trav ... For that kinda money, I think I'll buy a 4-wheel drive pickup or maybe even a HUMMER! Better for cruisin' chicks!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:17 pm:
True... and I could fit 4 in the hummer..... Good point.... Better money management!

ThumbChickStool 33F

3/18/2006 1:08 pm

Gee Trav... you freak. But I understand, I feel the same way everytime I walk into "Kitchens Etc" and "Sur La Table". Damn cooking degree has my mind warped...

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:18 pm:
LOL Actually... there is a company in Dallas called Oasis Fire that makes great backyard entertainment "systems" Ya might check them out on the web!

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
3/18/2006 4:37 pm

I was beginning to wonder

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:19 pm:
I am just now making you wonder? I must be slacking!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/18/2006 7:19 pm

This particular "she" (and only this one) could make me a switch hitter, lol. If I could live with her, I'd throw away my stove.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:20 pm:
Hmmmmmmmmmm I'll get back to ya... I am having "thoughts" now!

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/18/2006 9:43 pm

You cud just go out to eat u know- a lot darling!!!and save your shorty shorts!

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:21 pm:
True- Thats a lot of McManBoobies!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
3/19/2006 5:10 am

LMAO...gotta love rreaching for the unattainable!...might have to crack open the piggybank for this one...


travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 4:00 pm:
Can you beleive they wouldnt take my Dr Pepper Rewards card as payment? Evil bastards!

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/19/2006 6:11 am

Well, I know why you messed your shorty shorts....you are so full of shit Trav.....

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 3:59 pm:
Hi Pot! I am kettle! LOL

You have been here how long and JUST figured this out?

womanoirish 54F

3/19/2006 1:36 pm

Does SHE have a wet bar?

travelingintexas replies on 3/19/2006 3:58 pm:
For that much money, she better have that Puck guy cook for me...

I needed a wet bar though after seeing her!

want2play926 45F

3/20/2006 8:14 am


You always get my mind working over time!


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