I've Got A Hole In My Pocket With Your Name On It!  

travelingintexas 41M
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7/30/2006 8:37 pm
I've Got A Hole In My Pocket With Your Name On It!

So how the hell was your…

What the…

Get that damn dog off the… OK… That is just WRONG on so many levels. Bob Barker would go berserk if he could see… Ughhhh… That I didn’t need to see. Ewwwwwww... No... NO... NO!!!! Down boy! Ughh... Gross...

*Shudders*

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes… How the Hell Was Your Weekend Ladies and Gentleman? I trust you had copious amounts of sex, drank like a fish, broke at least 50% of the deadly sins and blogged a ton?

What?

Bunch of slackers.

Let me recap for you my weekend…

Golf, party barge, the blonde in the bikini, a shot called the Royal Fuck (don’t ask because I didn’t), large amounts of dancing, the Jet Ski incident, followed immediately by the game warden incident which then resulted in the police incident.

*Ahem*

Shopping, dinner, what sleep?, live music on the deck, the blonde in the bikini, the tractor trailer/UHaul/Ford Expedition incident. The “if that idiot behind me pokes me in the back while talking like a fool to his girlfriend again” incident. Oh there was the “that’s not headache medicine” incident also.

Is everyone ready for a new week? A week filled with promise and hope and adventure? Or is yours gonna be the same old shit? You do realize it is your choice right? You just need to make up your mind what it is gonna be. Your choice really.

So tell me dear friends. What is the craziest fantasy you had this weekend. Not what did you “do” but what did your little mind conjure up in the wee hours of the night or while you were driving down the road or watching ESPN. No, no… not the boring one. The one you wouldn’t dare tell your best friend about for fear of getting looked at funny. Do tell what it was. Then tell what you did about it eh?

Go on… do tell…



rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/30/2006 9:23 pm

I had a fantasy that I wish I had an exotic fanatsy to tell Texas about............sigh What am I gonna do about it? I just did it.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
7/30/2006 11:50 pm

"The one you wouldn’t dare tell your best friend about for fear of getting looked at funny."

Uh...I'm not exactly batting 1.000 on the best friend thing this week, so maybe I'll sit this one out, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


fantasylover_05 62M

7/31/2006 6:34 am

That indeed sounds like a LOT OF INCIDENTS!!

but then again... I would expect no less from you Trav!!

No fantasies here........


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

7/31/2006 11:36 am

WELL MINE WAS NOT JUST A FANTASY BUT MORE LIKE A QUESTION !!!!

IS MURDER STILL ILLEGAL IN THE STATE OF TEXAS CAUSE THERE IS SOMEONE I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF!!!!

AND IF THE RULES HAVE CHANGED AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING PUT IN THE EXPRESS LANE FOR THE DIRT NAP SHOT IN HUNTSVILLE I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO CARRY OUT THIS FANTASY!!!!!!

OK THERE VENTED, LONG SIGH, AS I LAY BACK AND TAKE A PUFF OFF A CIGARETTE AND SIP MY DOUBLE DOUBLE DRINK !!!!!!!!!
AH THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS AN ORGASM. SPEAKING OF ORGASM WHERE DID I PUT THOSE NEW BATTERIES I BOUGHT...............

HE HE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/31/2006 6:06 pm

    Quoting TravelinsAuntPat:
    WELL MINE WAS NOT JUST A FANTASY BUT MORE LIKE A QUESTION !!!!

    IS MURDER STILL ILLEGAL IN THE STATE OF TEXAS CAUSE THERE IS SOMEONE I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF!!!!

    AND IF THE RULES HAVE CHANGED AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING PUT IN THE EXPRESS LANE FOR THE DIRT NAP SHOT IN HUNTSVILLE I WOULD DEARLY LOVE TO CARRY OUT THIS FANTASY!!!!!!

    OK THERE VENTED, LONG SIGH, AS I LAY BACK AND TAKE A PUFF OFF A CIGARETTE AND SIP MY DOUBLE DOUBLE DRINK !!!!!!!!!
    AH THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS AN ORGASM. SPEAKING OF ORGASM WHERE DID I PUT THOSE NEW BATTERIES I BOUGHT...............

    HE HE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, you have a very strange relationship with your Aunt. Either that or you spend a lot of time plugging your ears and screaming "TMI!" when youa re around her.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


fantasylover_05 62M

7/31/2006 7:04 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Dude... whats up with truth in advertising? You even have fantasy in yer name... somethings not right...
Yeah it really sucks!

I am gonna have to do something about that SOON!!!

Speaking of "truth in advertising".... love ya new blog title!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
7/31/2006 7:08 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Notice I didnt mention anything regarding what the results of actually mentioning said fantasy to best friend would be.
<--mutters to self, "Oh great...NOW he clarifies..."

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
7/31/2006 11:12 pm

Having been a bartender in a previous life. I can tell you that any drink name involving "sex" or "fuck" was simply poured using a variation of Kahlua, Bailey's, Cream and Rum, cause if someone asked for the drink in the first place, they were beyond the point where they actually cared what they were drinking.
For the question at hand, I played at a softball tourny all weekend. My fantasy involved one of the girls teams. I am sad to say, it did not materialize.
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barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
8/1/2006 12:14 pm

A good friend is right next to you in jail sayin damn that was fun!!

Its good to be...ME


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/1/2006 1:39 pm

hey, tool. how the hell are ya?


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
8/1/2006 10:26 pm

Well let's see I saw a movie and thought how for some reason -the leading character reminded me of you-and it was Vince Vaughn-then I had more thoughts about some others while climaxing a bunch of times.


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