I'm So Damn Excited... I'm About to Shit Muh Shorty Shorts...  

travelingintexas 41M
7/6/2006 11:04 pm
I'm So Damn Excited... I'm About to Shit Muh Shorty Shorts...

I can't sleep...

I already tried...

No luck...

Wanna know why? You get three guesses...

Too slow...

Trav moves in to his very own place at noon Friday...

Hell yea! Turn it up!

I'm so f-ing excited I can't sleep!

I get to move all my shit into my own house. I get to go shopping for house stuff that belongs to me. I get electricity in my name, water in my name, cable and internet in my name.

In my name! Not Extended Stay America's name... Mine damnit!

Those of you that know me even a little bit know I'm freaking Martha Stewart minus the jail and female parts. Design is my life, its what I DOOOOO...

So guess what folks... this whole weekend is gonna be one big ass shopping spree for 'ol Trav! I'm too damn excited to sleep so it is gonna start tonight! It is currently 12:52AM my time. Every new back from the dead, year long sabbatical from real life ignoramous gets to make a pilgrimage at 1AM to Walmart!

That's what I am gonna do... Right now...

I need trash cans, trash bags, clothes hampers, duct tape, baling wire, paper plates, stuff made from Egyptian Cotton... OMG tommorow... My ass is gonna buy milk...


Peanut Butter... Spatula... toliet paper... can't forget toliet paper... Shit... I need everything...

Extension cords... wall hangers for my G. Harvey's, wall mounting kit for the 52" Plasma TV I won two weeks ago... Did I tell you guys about that? LMAO Serious as a heart attack...

Plastic clothes hangers... Salt and Pepper Shakers...

Pier One... Bombay... Walmart... Bed Bath and Beyond... Garden Ridge Pottery... Michaels... Grocery Store... Walmart... Hobby Lobby...

OK...I'm done screwing around... I'm going to buy stuff for my house now... 1:00AM

Anyone want to take bets on how much I spend on this first trip to Walmart?


PS If you don't have any idea why I am so excited I can't wait to go shopping...ask and Daph or someone else in here will explain it to you...

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
7/6/2006 11:21 pm


Congrats on the new place...by this time tomorrow, there will be some news from us about some changes in our lives...

Not even going to venture a guess about how much you'll spend at Walmart....my lady loves Walmart so much, they named one of the wings at the coporate office after her

NG61...slipping back into the shadows...

941 posts
7/6/2006 11:31 pm

Congrats on your plasma win and new abode

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
7/6/2006 11:40 pm

Hedge, Trav! Hope you will have many, many happy moments in your new home. It's time to make some new memories, my friend!

And... I'm betting just more than a few hundred dollars!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
7/7/2006 1:07 am

HAH....... You wont even break the 800 dollar mark! No i'm kidding calm down and put those edible undersac cleaning wipes down

sassy1296 51F

7/7/2006 7:02 am

Congratulations. Have fun shopping! Remember the computer has to get set up right away so you can let us know how it is all going in the new place.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/7/2006 7:11 am

Did they give you a trailer as well as the SUV when they hired you or do I need to come out with my truck?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

want2play926 45F

7/7/2006 7:24 am

Congrats Trav!

A new chapter in your wonderful life. So proud of ya! What a feeling to have your very own place.....

Hugs and Kisses

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
7/7/2006 7:47 am

Yeah, peanut butter. Don't forget the peanut butter.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
7/7/2006 7:53 am

oh and I almost forgot -
I'm really happy for ya, babycakes.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

purpletrashcan 50F
41658 posts
7/7/2006 8:23 am

Congratulations.....enjoy it while it is still fun! lol Soon you will be getting your own bills, your own repair issues, and your very own new psycho neighbors!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

drmama69 57F

7/7/2006 8:40 am

Let's get this party started!


Ecstatic for your great news!


duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/7/2006 10:33 am

I am excited for you. I enjoy going away and staying in a hotel, but I can't see living that way. I know you must be sick of them. Good luck in your new home. I am way excited for you.

Walmart shopping trip, I am guessing $400. Where are you keeping it all until you move in? LOL

It's great to see your excitement.


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
7/7/2006 12:21 pm

I'm betting you spend $800-no $2478-get some strawberries and some champaigne too--darling you deserve it!Now get your arse out and do it(and have fun fun fun)!Woops-forgot condoms-make it $4233!(smiling!)

Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
7/7/2006 3:30 pm

You should have come picked me up then.... I was awake! We'd gone to everything that was open at that time of morning!!

It's so good to read you happy man!

Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
7/7/2006 3:35 pm

P.S. I'm not a betting type of gal, I'm broke!!!

I hope you didn't forget duct tape, super glue and little nails!

crazygurl2xx 56F

7/7/2006 3:45 pm

let's see, in the first year, the average amount of money generated for the local economy after the purchase of a home is approx $8k.

my guess is you are going to hit that today.

OboesHonedIambs 62F

7/7/2006 4:53 pm

Na no bets -- I'm a past master of the sucker bet!


Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
7/8/2006 1:04 am

I'm going with

Late Night Wal-Mart shopping is the best. We like to go around 2, and fuck around in there until like 5am. Drive back to c'ville when the sun comes up.

Wish Target was 24/7...never fucking sleep.

And don't forget air fresheners!! And a rubber mat for inside the tub. And ice cube trays. And big red cups...and....

ok, forget it...I'll be there in a while to help you. Just hang the fuck on....


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
7/8/2006 2:06 am

call me ya dork. Bunz

Its good to be...ME

kyplowboy22 61M

7/8/2006 10:29 am

Good deal, beau, glad to see it all coming together for you. So, ah, Martha huh? With a Texas drawl? "Hit's a goood thang." Later


digdug41 49M

7/8/2006 2:35 pm

hey trav life is good I'm glad as for the spending part I haven't the foggiest idea cya man enjoy your new crib

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
7/8/2006 9:55 pm

Hey stranger! Congratulations on the new place! Sorry I haven't written...Hope to c u soon!


sweetthang2877 39F
534 posts
7/8/2006 10:06 pm

Oh almost forgot...my bet is u spent around $575.25

No reason...just the number came to me...and that's just on the first trip to wally world.

Trip to bed bath and beyonce (lol) will cost you around $300

You will probably spend $128 at BestBuy or another electronics store.

And when u visit the grocery, I'm guessing you might hit $200 because u have to fill your spice rack...u did get a spice rack didn't you?

And don't forget your towel...


I promise that's all I'm posting til you tell us who is closest to what you spent your first trip!!

rm_1sexyroo 56M/55F
333 posts
7/9/2006 1:00 am

Congrats on the new abode... And don't forget the toilet brush!

cookiequeen1000 53F

7/9/2006 7:16 pm

Congrats Trav. I feel your happiness. Martha never looked so happy...even on her prison release.

Don't forget the lawn mower, weed eater, sunscreen, lawn chair, umbrella and stand, and cabana girls with the fans and peeled grapes.

rm_macallan4u 46M
968 posts
7/10/2006 9:10 am

My moneys on $722.50

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
7/10/2006 9:53 pm

now this IS some good news...
and if that cleaning lady has recovered from your
jump out of the shower, you could line yourself up
with some help unpacking all that s**t too!

congratulations TRAV!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/11/2006 5:25 am

Congrats...you made me excited and I am not even the one moving...good for you and dont forget a can opener...*smiles*
my guess is $637.69....*giggles*

bardicman 50M

7/11/2006 5:56 am

My guess is... holy shit my stock is climbing !!!!!

I am not dead yet

Addy19742 42F

7/11/2006 11:24 am

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How was the shopping trip?

ella1966 50F
1528 posts
7/11/2006 7:24 pm

Hi Trav, you don't know me, but I am just saying "G'Day" from Oz...I agree with so much of your words and sentiments, especially in your revisited "my story" post. What I can't understand about myself, that perhaps my current "phase" of sex seeking isn't so much about having "checked-out emotionally", or a reaction to being really hurt by someone I met here online, but due to me not achieving career or personal success ('coz basically I kinda failed at what I did or could not get into the career I wanted, and disliked the thought of the careers I trained for, so at 40 I have never settled on anything besides being a "professional student") but that the sex seeking is just an easier source of validation than having to find it in other ways. I don't know how you can say that you sought validation, love, adoration, etc from the sex, if you are in the career you want, have the money you want, etc. There is much I wish I could discuss with you, but maybe in this "have it all society" we just expect too much from others, as well as from ourselves and set ourselves up for disappointment...

ella X

boydcounty 67M

7/11/2006 7:24 pm

Pottery Barn, Wacama, or Pier One?
On second thought, ya just might be a Wal-Mart kinda dude....
And ya can't forget the life size plush sheep with the natural pussy and sucking lips...


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
7/12/2006 11:07 am

Congrats on the new place! Want to help me decorate my house sometime? God I need help!

You will probably spend to much, get it all home, and not use some of the decorating things. lol. Thats what I do!

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
7/12/2006 5:21 pm

where the hell are you????

Its good to be...ME


7/12/2006 6:53 pm

Congrats on the house, the TV and ohhh new shower squeegee yeahhhhh!!! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/12/2006 10:48 pm

Congrats, Trav.
Best wishes for your every happiness

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
7/12/2006 10:50 pm

hmmm...so this is what u've been up to?

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

2943 posts
7/14/2006 8:57 pm

Congrats trav!!!...Enjoy your new home, you're gonna have such fun!


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