I'm Hung Like Florida! I'm so big Florida looks small?  

travelingintexas 41M
8/14/2005 12:52 am
I'm Hung Like Florida! I'm so big Florida looks small?

Background Music:
Tracey Freaking Chapman night at Starbucks

OK... For the first time in my life I have figured out a way to make myself sound huge when describing my nether regions. Yup, in talking to a friend of mine in Patriots country, a Ms. LustGoddess2469I determined that I am now a MIGHTY MAN.... Destroyer of all little nether region people, BACK WITH A VENGENCE!!!! (Doing a dance! Yup....it is the Huge Weenie dance... also known as the Macarena played backwards)

I am officialy hung like Florida. And on a good day that can include Georgia and the FLorida Keys.

Ha! I've never had a way to say it without officialy lying. And now I can according to Rand McNalley.Depending on the size of the map I can compare myself to Florida legally. If I can find me a map where 1000 miles equals 1 inch. Gotta love maps.

Oh Yea! Small enough map and I'm hung like North America! Today... Florida tommorow the WORLD MMMMUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The power! The prestige! Its mine all mine! Women will flock from all over the country! Georgia! North Carolina! Cuba! HA HA HA

I'm in the club now! Yea for Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait....no..... NO...... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not that map..... NOOOOOOO Not that one! Crap....

I'm HUNG LIKE DELAWARE JUST DOESNT HAVE THE RIGHT SOUND TO IT..... I hate Rand McNalley. I'm going to bed!

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
8/14/2005 10:04 am

Hmmmm....this adds a whole new meaning to "going across country". lol


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