I'm Having A Bad Hair Day...  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
4/7/2006 12:01 am
I'm Having A Bad Hair Day...

Begesus H Billy Bob on a thumbnail….

I go away for one week and I don’t know a damn person on my list. Scared the shit out of me. I’ll be damned if I ain’t convinced half the people talking to me in my comments are fake profiles come to life to torment me in my waking hours and not just in my sleep…

Shit… I just pulled my thumb muscle! I must be out of practice with all this typing…

So, how are you glorious, wonderful people that I call friends but are too cheap to send me money? Not that I need it, just you should send it because I am neato! Yes, I said it, neato!

What hell has broken lose, people have fake died, online loves have dumped the others without ever meeting in person? What’s the scoop? Ahhhhh gotta love me some Survivor: Blogland.

Jimmey!!!!!!!!!! My Watched Blogs List is lit up like a freaking christmas tree… No way in hell….Some of you have 20 new blog posts in one week! That’s sick I tell ya! Sick!

Ya know what I did this week? Yup, I ain’t skeered to admit it. I read not one… not two… but three whole books all by myself! And it wasn’t one of those little picture books either. They had words and everything.

I logged on once from my phone and banned some idiot just because I could. Ya know… I hate those little yipping, barking, mindless, and useless, toy poodle kind of dogs. I can’t stand them in real life and I don’t abide it here.

I could share the ins and outs of my days now that I am a semi-retired blogger, but why?

Oh alright… One question/story!

Why is it when you go out as a group the small guy/dumbass always 1) drinks the most 2) talks shit to everyone 3) picks on the biggest, baddest, just out of prisonest dude in the whole place and ends up getting me kicked out too?

There I was sipping my Jack and Coke at the bar and the next thing I know, I hear glass breaking in the crowded bar and in the bar mirror I see bouncers breaking up idiot boy and prisonest dude and escorting all my drunk friends out the door. I mean come on, I never drink and I just bought this one! Talk about lousy ass timing. I mean, I had to get up from my stool and everything.

And of course, to prove how big and bad his stupid ass is, when we get outside into the parking lot, he feels the need, in his drunken stupor, to pick on the women of the group and threatens to kick their asses. The women. I know damn well I didn’t invite him.

And of course the woman I am with has a bigger mouth than I do. Ah man….

Remember boys and girls, you know my rule…

They get one shot to call it fair… then it is my turn…

***Sigh***

No wonder I don’t go out. It just gives me a headache.


mm0206 69F
7767 posts
4/7/2006 12:14 am

see there is something to be said for a life that is safe and free from all the idiots in the world. Stay at home !!
damn Trav ........I've missed you. Regardless of all the lurkin and tickin me off ....But I am so proud of you.
heavy sigh....

take care dear boy
hugs...m.
it would be nice to see your name on my viewed list


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
4/7/2006 1:04 am


~ smilez ~


rm_jackie40503 70T
1323 posts
4/7/2006 2:18 am

Welcome back, nice to see that you've been getting out and enjoying yourself.

Hugzz,
Jackie


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
4/7/2006 3:06 am

Welcome back, trav....nothing much happening...btw, I'm carrying on a poly relationship with several of the lady bloggers....we're very happy....just don't let my lady find out...not that she's jealous...she just wants to jump in!!!!


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/7/2006 3:11 am

Welcome back Trav Mac


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/7/2006 4:41 am

"My Watched Blogs List is lit up like a freaking christmas tree..."

Oh yeah, I know that one. I went away for a few days and came back to find that everyone had done at least 3 or 4 posts. Sat down and started reading...was so proud of myself as I got near the end...no more yellow boxes saying "you still have to read this one"...finally got my list clear. Just in time to have someone pop up with a new post.


caressmewell 53F

4/7/2006 6:10 am

Gotta love real life huh?


wickedeasy 67F  
26843 posts
4/7/2006 6:13 am

Night turned me on to your blog - grins - so don't iggy me yet

i too am a reader and time away feeds the soul - and about that little dude? a napoleanic complex makes for a difficult social life - thinks of terriers and how they pick the biggest dog to nip at -

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


bardicman 50M

4/7/2006 6:29 am

Awesome.. So.. Did you like Ascrompn? I think he is pretty fucking cool but that napoleon complex.. Sheesh.. ROFL



I am not dead yet


rm_herestill 56M

4/7/2006 7:18 am

I was beginning to wonder about you!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
4/7/2006 7:28 am

are you saying that reading blogs isn't the same as reading books?


digdug41 49M

4/7/2006 7:55 am

good to see ya

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


want2play926 45F

4/7/2006 9:31 am

Thank god you are back! We have missed you! In this post, you seem to have a little more giddy up on you...I am so happy for you! You deserve only the best!


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
4/7/2006 10:29 am

Trav is back! Hooray, and he didn't need help reading books. I would say that you are now on your own, you can read and everything. I think that is awesome dude.

Hey everybody come look, Trav got a life. LOL

Missed ya dude.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


Sorceror07 54M

4/7/2006 10:45 am

welcome back! ...and i've got writer's block so you're just in time to create part 2 of trav and sorce do america lol! i figure that since you are semi-retired you should have plenty of time and mental energy to devote to the project lol!!

your mission should you decide to accept it is to get us from san diego to upstate new york in time for the hot tub party at metalmama's place.

along the way we have to get our ttigeratty out of jail, rescue naughtyblonde from her boss (and while we're in illinois make ttiger take us out to the swankiest resturant in town to throw shrimp into each other's mouths from across the table and terrify the other patrons by asking to buy their women from them), deliver oldman1776 to mzhunyhole in KY, visit citizen5 in WV so we can get new identities, pick up nsaaddict, champagnechaser and make a stop at la guardia airport to get tabithaelectra... THEN we go to the hottub party.

at your disposal is: The fully armed and operational BLOG-MOBILE, a fully armored, state of the art armed battlewagon with a fully loaded passenger-side twinkie dispensor.

if you want to consult further IM me... sorcerorseven on yayhell

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
4/7/2006 10:51 am

Big Hug to Trav...
Now.
Lets do lunch.
I'm planning a trip to Austin.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/7/2006 11:05 am

When I'm not at work, online, or sleeping, I do manage to read a book every 7-10 days.


TTigerAtty 62M

4/7/2006 11:53 am

Jack and Coke used to be my drink when I was younger, but much like you now, it gave me headaches back then .... BIG ONES! Somethin' about that sour mash whiskey from Lynchburg, TN, I guess? Visited the distillery there too in Lynchburg, pop. 361. Yep, I visited back in 1974 when I got married and made a honeymoon trip through them parts. 'Still got some Jack Daniel's whiskey sippin' glasses I picked up on that trip. No longer have the wife. The distillery was started up by Lem Motlow, the original proprieter and chief distiller. D'you know, Trav, they make that sour mash from Iowa corn. It could be that Iowa corn that gives you and me headaches. 'Think Missouri corn would be better! The county where the distillery is located is a dry county, so you can't even buy a Jack and Coke in the town of Lynchburg. Damn shame too! Maybe that's why it's stayed population 361?

Anyway, I've long since switched over to good scotch like Macallan and good gin like Tanqueray. 'Might suggest you consider doin' likewise if'n you'd like to cut down on your headaches!


maverick19605 60
53 posts
4/7/2006 12:10 pm

Good to have you back Trav.

Three whole books. And with WORDS, too? ...
Will wonders never cease? And ceases never wonder?
That's WAY too much reading for me. Besides, I need the pictures. ...

Sorry to hear that your friend was an idiot. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

Have been meaning to congratulate you in the job and wish you well with it, and to say it was nice to hear your life is going better. ... But I've been too lazy and self-absorbed to do so. ... Besides, now that Sister is gone, I almost never read the blogs. Not even yours. Which was one of the three that I actually watched. ...

Mav


twirly_girl 47F

4/7/2006 12:11 pm

Oooohhh now that yer back...
Wanna be a part of my on-line harem of men?
haha... just kidding... sorta.
I need a guy in my harem that can read without it being
a picture or pop-up book.


-Nikki


rm_badgirl_694u 41F
40 posts
4/7/2006 2:13 pm

Its always good to get out so often and see the real world ....makes one run back to the world of blogging..lol sound happy Trav,good to have you back


TTigerAtty 62M

4/7/2006 2:22 pm

GO CARDS! 3-0 START!


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
4/7/2006 3:30 pm

I don't ALWAYS pick on the biggest guy... well, i do a lot though


EroticaXTC 50F

4/7/2006 4:44 pm

so I guess I'm someone you don't know....or not!


Sorceror07 54M

4/7/2006 4:52 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Jack and Coke used to be my drink when I was younger, but much like you now, it gave me headaches back then .... BIG ONES! Somethin' about that sour mash whiskey from Lynchburg, TN, I guess? Visited the distillery there too in Lynchburg, pop. 361. Yep, I visited back in 1974 when I got married and made a honeymoon trip through them parts. 'Still got some Jack Daniel's whiskey sippin' glasses I picked up on that trip. No longer have the wife. The distillery was started up by Lem Motlow, the original proprieter and chief distiller. D'you know, Trav, they make that sour mash from Iowa corn. It could be that Iowa corn that gives you and me headaches. 'Think Missouri corn would be better! The county where the distillery is located is a dry county, so you can't even buy a Jack and Coke in the town of Lynchburg. Damn shame too! Maybe that's why it's stayed population 361?

    Anyway, I've long since switched over to good scotch like Macallan and good gin like Tanqueray. 'Might suggest you consider doin' likewise if'n you'd like to cut down on your headaches!
tanqueray is good stuff... but definitely try bombay sapphire... now THAT is some premium gin makes the cleanest martini you'll ever get too

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


benibluetwo 47F

4/7/2006 6:15 pm

Vodka and OJ....all the power of the alcohol but no headaches (an no noticable smell)...it's the pop that gives you headaches. Just a tip for all the home schoolers and borderline alcholics out there

XOXOXOXOXOX

benibluetwo

XOXOXOXOXOX


kyplowboy22 61M

4/8/2006 12:10 am

You've been gone??? Hummmmm, fancy that, would ya? Later

kpb

PS: Knew you were gone, your shorty shorts have been on the clothsline for a week now. FFS!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

4/8/2006 2:27 am

*takes note*

neato

TTFN


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
4/8/2006 6:03 am

Missed ya baby! Welcome back and I wish I had that many new people come visit me, waaaaaaaaah!

Purry {=}

Purry


noradee27 53

4/8/2006 2:33 pm

i love reading about your eveyday stuff that happens to ya.. i love your sense a humor, need more


HBowt2 59F

4/8/2006 3:21 pm

so what books did you read.....just curious....


bigdaddy71365 51M

4/8/2006 3:29 pm

You read three books all by yourself, you needed that jack and coke,
Welcome back.


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
4/8/2006 5:58 pm

A man that reads really makes my twat twitch..oooohhhhhhhhBaBy

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


southrnpeach333 50F

4/8/2006 6:12 pm

there is one in every crowd..... by the by... how are the workouts coming?


Knot4Everyone 40F

4/8/2006 7:10 pm

Hello and welcome back!

I lived in Austin for a couple of years and I'm trying to picture the bar you recently got kicked out of....


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
4/8/2006 7:35 pm

So ya finally read The Cat In The Hat, Green Eggs And Ham, and Sam I Am--I knew you could do it!!!!


womanoirish 54F

4/8/2006 8:41 pm

Why is it when you go out as a group the small guy/dumbass always...

I call that "Banty Rooster Syndrome"

Glad to see all is well for you!


StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
4/10/2006 2:15 am

First time here...very interesting blog...would love to hear your thoughts on this Illegal Aliens...Amnesty or Expulsion??


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