He Sees You When Your Sleeping....  

travelingintexas 41M
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6/19/2006 6:39 pm
He Sees You When Your Sleeping....


Ever had the urge to do gymnastics? Like flip me over a bar, bounce on the bouncy thing, flip in the air, twirl the flag thingy, win a gold medal kind of gymnastics? Get yelled at in Romanian, do a tumble on a broken leg and save face for the USA kind of acrobatic stuff?

No?

Me either. And that has absolutely nothing to do with my blog. Just wondered if you were a wussy girl.

So anyway, what was I saying. I’ve never had a hemorrhoid. Nope, not once. Don’t even know what they are.

Never had the desire to be a woman either. Unless you count the fact I am a woman.... when know one is looking.

I can honestly say I have never had the desire to know what it feels like to put a tampon in. Nope, not once. Hmmmmmm... Nope... never have...

I have also never had the desire to stand in 4 inch heels with my toes all cramped with purty toenails and shown up somewhere where I had to walk 4 miles. Honestly, never crossed my mind.

Never wondered what it was like to use a eye lash curler and accidently catch my eyelid in it. Nope.... can't say that I have...

If they have wings do they really fly? Never had a the wings caught in my pubic hair... that must suck....

I have never had to carry around 10 pounds on my chest while wearing some outfit that was made for only two pounds. Of course my McManBoobies only weigh 4 pounds so what do I know.

Speaking of the tampon.... Does the string ever get stuck? Gross huh? Just wondering.... never had to find out.... Someone had to ask the question...

Hope everyone had a great weekend. I am sure you all missed me. I know I ummmmm thought of you each at least once. I did get a picture of liblonde for my phone contacts finally but she wouldn’t give me a topless pic to use. Which is fine, I just asked Bulge. Speaking of Bulge, did you know it costs $136 bucks to send something UPS one way to New Zealand? For that price I can hire a tugboat and pull that freaking island closer to civilization. Of course, if they would all just jump in and push it would be a non issue. Selfish bastards...

I was gonna say I have never wore pantyhose nor had the urge too, but that would be a lie. Not the urge to part but the actually wearing them part. I am guilty of makeup as well. However, it is a painful story and I don’t want to share.

Guess what! I didn’t get laid this weekend. Again. So nothing new to report. I did however think about getting laid this weekend. So again, nothing new to report. Why do women buy vibrators? Its not like with men where we just can’t get laid and have to do it ourselves. Not a single woman I have ever met couldn’t get laid if she wanted to. Just not right. It’s a vibrator manufacturer conspiracy. I can’t compete with 45,000 RPM’s.

So what is the point of this blog post?

LMAO Look both ways before crossing the street...

Duh....

PS I want to sleep with Saint....


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
6/19/2006 9:09 pm

Gimme some of that shit your smoking...lol.

That's funny...I want to sleep with Saint too.

Btw..we just like vibrators because the don't come with issues...unless you buy the cheapie ones.

xoxo
sweetSinn


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/19/2006 10:20 pm

So...............you have a topless picture of Bulge? Thats just strange dude. Are his nipples pointy?

p.s Woo Hoo!!!!!! We can share my Spongebob sleeping bag


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/19/2006 10:47 pm

Trav,

With all the vibrators in the world, remember what Sam Kinison said about vibrators when his lady pointed out the virtues of a vibrator over a man (they don't hang out all night, they are always ready, yadayadayada)

Sam picked the vibrator up, hefted it, and said, "Hmmmm...it seems to be having trouble PICKING UP THE CHECK!!!!"

Just my viewpoint.....I'm putting on the Kevlar now

NG61...disappearing back into the darkness to be a harder target for the ladies to shoot at...


TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
6/19/2006 10:52 pm

Now that is funny...and thanks for noticing that we women don't have it so easy
I guess you are right...women can get laid when they want...there are just so many guys out there who are not worth our bodies .
The vibrator can be a nice substitute.
Funny stuff here


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/19/2006 10:59 pm

Hmmmmm...... yep!!! Gotta request a transfer to the Florida office!!!! Weird shit goin on in Texas!!!!


bulging_boy 49M

6/20/2006 3:13 am

Cheeky cunt!

It costs $136 bucks one way cause that's where everyone wants to go. If you got a return it would probably cost $140

LOL

Ever wondered why we didn't get out and push?


Addy19742 42F

6/20/2006 7:50 am

LOL! Great post! Even with everything you describe I would definitely choose being a woman versus a man. LOL


TTigerAtty 62M

6/20/2006 9:23 am

Don't wanna learn gymnastics, soccer or lacrosse.

I don't wanna get a sex-change operation. Well, maybe someday when I'm 65 and Medicare will pick up the tab!

Re. tampons ... I used to manufacture them. Yep, I was a process engineer and knew the whole manufacturing process. I hope that impresses you, Trav.

Something else that may impress you ... I got to see another 'Lonestar Living Legend' this weekend! No, not you, not Lance Armstrong, not Willie Nelson, nor Roger Clemens. I saw 80 year old Ray Price and his road band. He is a C&W legend who has endured since the late 30's and still performs on the road before people his age! I took my mother to the concert! Glad I did. He was still pretty good!


Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
6/20/2006 11:23 am

It only cost a 136 bucks to rent a tug boat?


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
6/20/2006 1:11 pm

You are just not right on soooo many different levels, man! I have to admit it was funny, though!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/20/2006 1:49 pm

What the hell were you drinking or not drinking when
you wrote this one, Trav? Every man on this site wants
to fuck Saint...get in line, leave your tampons at home
and bring your trampoline!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_herestill 56M

6/20/2006 6:03 pm

good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor!


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/20/2006 7:37 pm

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    What the hell were you drinking or not drinking when
    you wrote this one, Trav? Every man on this site wants
    to fuck Saint...get in line, leave your tampons at home
    and bring your trampoline!
Technically, he said he wants to SLEEP with Saint..I think sort of like a cuddle up on the couch thing...


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
6/21/2006 11:39 pm

I had a friend that stuck an extra tampon up her-and forgot the extra one-she missed her period-thought she was pregnant-then it started smelling awful she said-so-she went to the doc-yanked the thing and all that shit had backed up!
Now-I enjoy being a girl-in every way and I like using all the girlie things.I like a man that is a man-that is why I am attracted to-men-lol!
So-for $136-were u putting yourself(tall at that) in a box to send to NZ?
AND...as for vibrators-who designs them-I ask because why would I want an orange one-and some are hard-some are softer-some look like a dick-some don't?--and a real dick just feels so much better!


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