He Knows When Your Awake....  

travelingintexas 41M
6/20/2006 5:53 pm
He Knows When Your Awake....

Tonight I reveal the true meaning behind the Christmas titles for my blog posts. This was a conscious effort on my part to convey a deeper meaning within my blog. The meaning is life altering and will change you forev....



Ya know... we used to do a thing called the Hootie Drill on my blog. We should do that again. Why? Because I like having an email box filled with hootie pics.

Just stopping by to read everyone’s response to last nights master piece post. 12 stinking comments. Don’t make me talk about starving pygmies in antarctica to get comments folks. I am not above stopping to a low level like that as you know.

And what is this about everyone wanting to screw Saint? Where have I been... No one told me I had to stand in a line. That is just wrong. Makes me wonder, is there a line to screw me? Or is this a guy line for the women? Where do I stand in line at? Can I cut because I have quasi-seniority after Expat on this site?

I need to take a ExPat like picture. Think I would get more comments? I could be like that one guy and offer a picture of myself in a compromising position, say in my shorty shorts, for 100 comments. Ooooooooo Course I would need another trick a month from now. No worries, I can figure something out. I have 30 days.... Turnover should be just enough here that another round of Tag would go over well... Hmmmmmm Maybe I can hold LuvPump hostage for a new membership by promising not to do a new game of Tag.

We never finished the Bachelor game either. Half of those people don’t even blog anymore. Hell. I don’t blog anymore. This is being written by a Mexican lady I am paying $1.14 an hour to write blog posts I wouldn’t do myself.



Free Medical...


Anyone watching this little soccer tournament? I heard one was on but foosball is from the devil so mamma won’t let me watch it.

Well I am off to shower, yank my pubic hair out using tweezers and go out. Hope everyone had a good-almost hump day. Teeeeee Heeeeeee I said Hump.....


***Stand in line my ass****

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/20/2006 7:26 pm

Hey now.... Basketball finals and all.... new moto sickle..... and ummmmmmm.... summertime, yeah thats it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redmartinigirl 43F

6/20/2006 8:17 pm

If he sees me when I'm sleeping, why the hell doesn't he wake it up and have some fun!! *weg* nothing like middle of the night sex....

want2play926 45F

6/20/2006 10:46 pm

No line for you Trav...Not here at least.

You sound wired yet happy. That makes me happy.

How was your Father's Day with your kids?

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
6/20/2006 11:55 pm

nachos i vote nachos. Feliz navidad.

Its good to be...ME

digdug41 49M

6/21/2006 3:37 am

Yeah man you dont wanna be yankin none of them pube's with a tweezer believe me

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

TTigerAtty 62M

6/21/2006 3:36 pm

Trav ... I came back, but where are all the good lookin' gals? 4 guys and 4 gals as of my comment! You're loosing your edge ol' boy! Saw Lonestar Legend Ray Price Saturday with my Mom! WhoooHooo! It reminded me of Woodstock in the 60's!

keithcancook 60M
17792 posts
6/21/2006 5:09 pm

I was just about to report this post for abuse, but you got me with the Mexican writer gag. LMAO...

PassionKisses4Me 44F

6/21/2006 6:04 pm

I got some hooties for ya...and you don't even have to stand in line



rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
6/21/2006 7:03 pm

Is that the Mexican Maid that you scared the living shit out of when you ran out of the shower that day... ??????????
........You know the day.. some girl was coming over and you
heard the door open...naked Trav with a towel and a scream....

.............Goddesses mind remembers the belly laugh over
THAT one and so happy that you now have a multitaster at the

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/22/2006 8:28 pm

Haha the bachelor game has been going on so long that one of the contestants is now getting married.

Slack bastard!


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