Have You Seen This Man?  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/16/2005 2:44 pm
Have You Seen This Man?

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OK... Let's talk. Not many things freak me out but I have something to admit to ya. This new Burger King masked guy is just plain weirding me out. Is it bothering anyone else?

The King is behind a tree and sitting in a bed. No! No! No! Not cool. I opened the refrigerator door last night. When I closed it my son was miracuously on the other side. If he had that mask on I would have crapped my pants and died on the spot. I am jumpy and a nervous wreck.

Please tell me... Am I alone here or is this thing wierding you out too?

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dawndirtymind 42F
370 posts
10/17/2005 12:32 am

LMAO!!! I'm with you. Trav - I HATE that guy - sooo creepy! Do they have new commercials with him in it out now? I especially get creeped out by the one where the poor fellow wakes up and sees that creepy BK guy in bed with him!
Great...Now I'm going to be thinking about that as I'm trying to fall asleep tonight! Crap.


five_speed 41M

10/17/2005 12:53 am

I HATE THAT GUY!!! I WANT TO CRUSH HIS HEAD IN WITH A BASE BALL BAT. I WANT TO FIND THE ADVERTISER WHO THOUGHT HIM UP, AND I WANT TO KILL HIM AND ALL OF HIS FAMILY.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
10/17/2005 2:34 am

yep...Trav...it creeps me out to.

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spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/17/2005 3:17 am

Rent "Supersize Me"
Now THAT will weird ya out!
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StreaktheFreak 38F

10/17/2005 3:20 am

lmfao....it is pretty bad...had a dream with him in it and woke up screaming last night now i find your blog and i swear he is comming after me ... my tv is now sitting outside my front door i don't want to give him a way in ....

btw, i am joking he is creepy though


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/17/2005 4:57 am

Oh my God that is the scariest thing on TV

I don't scar easy but one of the first commercial where a guy wakes up in bed and the BK masked guy is in bed with him is distrubing on so many levels

LOL it's great advertising, I stopped going to BK ever since they started these commercials


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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
10/17/2005 6:05 am

*shiver* Yeah he freaks me out too!

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Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/17/2005 6:50 am

If Burger King kept its promises and let me "have it my way", that creepy ass king dude would be back under my bed along with all the other monsters! Ugh! Who the heck let him out anyways?

Great way to sell stuff Burger King! Scare the crap outta everyone!

It would be funny, though if all the BK employees had to dress up like him! It'd be a like a "Twilight Zone" episode!

Ewwwwww *chills running up and down spine*

Jess


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/17/2005 6:58 am

Now, I must admit I was a little creeped out, but what a positive message he delivers. It's kind of a "I'm dying of morbid obesity, but there's a magical smile on my face!" They should have the king feeding all his subjects: the Hobo, Psycho, and last but not least, the Drug Dealer (a quick shout out to my boy Animal, "YO, if that King comes round with a plate of food, jack his shit and forget 'bout that fi-hunard I'm late wit. But that ring is mine yo, naw-sayen?"
The youth need a positive role model in their lives, I remember when the King and the Kool-Aid Guy would hang out on the couch at my house playin' Atari talking about how it'd be so cool to win the lottery, then he'd twist his ring and split to pick up the new girl working the drive thru. Yeah things were so much easier back then before the BK kids club took over with their high tech mutant powers that revolved around being able to control televisions. They really let me down, telling me to go outside and play some basketball or to do my homework or some other crap like that. No more dream time, no, it was now time to hurry up and speed forth on the arrows of our predetermined destinies.
Not to be the nay-sayer in the group (just trying to give a well-rounded perspective) but I for one am glad he's back. I was really impressed at his log rolling skills and proud to say that I'll shout it from the highest treetop, "Long live the King!" Got to go now my left arm is getting numb again.


gnr8nrg 46M

10/17/2005 9:43 am

He will replace clowns as one of the most feared.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/17/2005 10:30 am

    Quoting five_speed:
    I HATE THAT GUY!!! I WANT TO CRUSH HIS HEAD IN WITH A BASE BALL BAT. I WANT TO FIND THE ADVERTISER WHO THOUGHT HIM UP, AND I WANT TO KILL HIM AND ALL OF HIS FAMILY.
Yes...I hear this every time we see one of the commercials. I feel the same way...creepy looking BKBastard, but have taken it upon myself to hide the baseball bats and have thus far avoided pointing out any BK locations in town. He doesn't need the extra temptation.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/17/2005 3:26 pm

So much love in here, It makes me want to forget about the acute angina and start my own blog just to remark on how nice and accepting all of you are. You make me feel alive and free... and hungry.

Long live the King!
Gosh, I've gotta quit getting so excited (High blood pressure and all)


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/17/2005 4:07 pm

The commercial where he is sitting in the back seat of this guys car and is discovered through the rearview mirror. I would have wreck my damn car if I saw that, rehearshed or not. That is too freaky.

Where did they find this thing?

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rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/17/2005 4:37 pm

I can't even watch the commericals he freaks me out. The man waking up in bed with him was extremely disturbing. What ever happended to Tucan Sam, the Lucky Charms rabbit, the Kool Aid guy, the Hamburgler, The Energizer Bunny, Tony The Tiger? Innocent fun loving product icons that did not produce weird visions of gay hamburger lovin during the commerical??


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/17/2005 5:55 pm

*sends your son a mask*

They even put sand in their burgers *silica* ugh

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/17/2005 6:45 pm

Laugh, I guess there is something to be said for not watching TV. I have no clue what you all are talking about.

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lifeisablast333 53M

10/17/2005 6:54 pm

Hell yes, the king dude is a freak, When I saw him in bed with that guy, who seems happy that he is there, I thought he was going to whip out a whopper. and what texasgal1978 said is kinda funny.
And I am sure that if that plastic faced homo want to be king, ever poked his head around a tree in the woods, the guy that seen him would freak out, well unless it was the fellers from the movie Deliverance. The Redneck


dano6332 56M

10/17/2005 7:26 pm

If I woke and he was in my bed I would shoot him until the clip was done, than I would eat the Freaking GINORMOUS BREAKFAST OMELET SANDWICH


bulging_boy 49M

10/17/2005 8:53 pm

Damn. I wish we had TV down here!

King in a bed behind a tree? It kinda sounds like them doctors and nurses had a guts full of him as well... and just put him out in the park.


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
10/17/2005 11:16 pm

There's another freaky mascot like that too.... oh geez oh golly gee whiz, I can't remember which one I'm thinking of....oh Yeah...the spontaneously appearing Quaker Oats statue!!

(in an R. Lee Emery Voice a'la Full Metal Jacket) " What's a matter, Did the ad apes over at these companies not get enough love frm mommy and daddy when they were a child? "

Freeeaky stuff!

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lushgirl69 49F

10/18/2005 2:24 am

HEY....THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH CLOWNS.
they smile a lot. they frolic and caper about with glee giving away long misshapen baloons. they even ride little bicycles on occassion.
Now the bk gut....that's a bad trip. Has anyone seen the one where the King jokingly almost pushes the guy off the high rise beams?
That is thinly veiled threats if we don't go and buy their product if you ask me.


34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/18/2005 12:14 pm

(us) yeah, he's freaky! sorry nothing clever today, I'm suffering from whopper withdrawl....hmmm....that just didn't sound right....LOL


rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
10/18/2005 8:42 pm

Clowns are freaky but the BK King is even creepier... *shudder*


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/19/2005 10:23 am

That 70's king was the one to which I had refered, the macdaddy of the moment. Was assasinated by revolutionaries during a hostile take over in '83. He could play some "Kaboom!" for real; Kool Aid man wasn't too good because his hands could never reach each other. I often wonder if those guerrillas had just kept his highness in a dungeon somewhere (Cruella's place), they'd have no need for the man in the latex mask (I think I've just found a new post title).


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/21/2005 7:13 am

yeah he freaks me..
and not in the good way...

lol was gonna say the Oats guy too Wordsmith...

TTFN


lushgirl69 49F

10/21/2005 11:42 am

latex masks....hmmmm.....are we getting into bondage with B.K. now?
Now that's sick.


lushgirl69 49F

10/21/2005 11:44 am

Okay, Trav...there's a blog coming up...but, remember...you asked for it....
(evil laugh)


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