Guys! Did you miss it the first time? Good Grief...... Let me use small words....  

travelingintexas 41M
8/27/2005 11:50 pm
Guys! Did you miss it the first time? Good Grief...... Let me use small words....

Background Music:
You are an Idiot, By The Supersize Fries

OK... I was talking to
a few moments ago and she was laughing at some of the emails that she gets from guys on here....

Let me give you a few wonderful examples of your inability to spell, write, complete full sentences, come across as human and generally wipe your own butts.

(Names Have Been Changed to Protect the Idiotic Knuckledraggers)

"Hey do you like younger mens?
That's it. That is the email. Guys!

"Honey write to me lets get this started. Billy Bob"
Makes me sleepy!

"You look incredibly sexy on your profile!
I could not stay away from your pictures....
It would be nice to chat with you and see where it leads us...
Hope you feel the same way, sexy!
on your gorgeous breasts"

This guy doesn't even live in the same country. Leads us? Into a huge telephone bill or lots of airline miles!

Lusty called this a HOT ONE! LOL
.....Chances are we'll never meet so, let me tell you short and sweet:
You've got to be fucking kiiding!
These pictures are hot
I want to feel you and touch you
and never stop
I want to kiss you and love you
and feel you beneath me
I want to know how you taste
and feel and smell
You think these pictures bring me heaven?
No, they leave me in hell
The hell of knowing that your out there
And, I'm all alone
thinking about you
Always without you....

Lusty emailed this one back. AND HE NEVER RESPONDED BACK! Followup! Guys! Followup! DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE GONNA DO!

This one is titled "looking for a one nite stand"
Oh really? Well crap! Let me drop my life and go to you, you dumb knuckledragger!

"just looking for one nite of fun,if we click then would like to meet a few times a week for no stings attached sex.thats all i want.
Let me translate for the women.
Dear Assumed Whore, Please lay down on a cold bed and allow me to rut in you like an animal at my convienance. It is what nature demands and all your worth to me."

Ladies, any of you ever said yes to this email? Show of hands? Hmmmm... Not seeing any!

Lusty showed me her response it was : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

***** Chuckles*********

Here is what is really funny... She knew it would set him off and he would beat his chest.... He did!

"sorry not sure what is sp funny.but i am probably the best looking thing to send you a email.rofl.your not email me back if your not interested.the only funny thing is i was actually hitting on a ugly must think your better than you it for someone else if your gonna insult them.k thanks for your idiodic hahahaha!!!!!

She won't share the users handle with me
***** LAUGHING****

Guys..... A little effort here. If you didn't read it.... Read this... Essence of a Woman

Ladies, care to share your idiotic, knuckledragger emails?

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/28/2005 10:02 am

got an email once with 5 cock shots once with the words let me cover them titties


I welcome you to the House of Syn...

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/28/2005 12:39 pm

ANd u wonder why they bitch about not getting any..EVOLVE to get laid!

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
8/28/2005 1:35 pm

hey Trav ya need 76 more you can do it babe I have faith!

I recieved an email from a 72 yr old man once with cock shots to boot
soo not into the grandfather complex

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/28/2005 3:27 pm

**putting him over u know who and adding a comment***

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
8/28/2005 7:29 pm

This made me giggle..and think...and write. Thanks Trav

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
8/29/2005 9:15 pm

I had one, I should unblock it. I titled it, Asshole.


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