Grrrrrrrr I'm a Fast Machine... LMAO Or Something...  

travelingintexas 41M
8/26/2006 2:55 pm
Grrrrrrrr I'm a Fast Machine... LMAO Or Something...

Oh for goodness sakes…

What was I gonna say? Oh yea…

Well… I just got back from the third level of hell and guess what, it wasn’t so bad. I swam and did cardio this morning and then met Satan at 2PM instead of 3PM. I actually felt good. I was knocking out sets left and right and ready to move on, moving much quicker and I felt lighter as I worked out. I knew it would come I am just surprised at how quickly my body seemed to adjust. After yesterdays workout I was still sore but able to begin moving again.

Remember I said I was using those Icyhot patches for soreness?

Geeeeeeeeezzzz… I dang near killed myself with them last night. I wore them to bed and no one told me that the stuff would wipe off on my pillow. I guess I laid my arm over the pillow and the medicine got on the pillow. Next thing I knew, I was waking up with my eye freezing cold and then hot and then cold and then hot and then cold and then… you get the point.

So anyhoo… I am in a hootie kind of mood… in fact… I need hooties…ever have a hootie day? Come to think of it I am having a hootie week… I think this is small hootie week… Next week should be oversize hootie next week… Perhaps I should break down hootie week into cup sizes…Hmmmmmm something to think about…

So what is everyone doing this weekend? Anything exciting? I am fixing to hop in the shower, get dressed and “Hot Blonde Chick” and I are going to dinner. That’s about it for today. I can’t get excited over healthy food. I want a big fat jacked up double cheeseburger… something closer to 1 pound than ΒΌ pound. Lots of grease… cheese that slides off the edges of the burger… I can feel that squishy feeling in my mouth as I bite into it. I can feel the texture of the charred outer meat mix with the juiciness of the center of the meat against my tongue as I bite into it… I want it to moooooooooo.....


Throw in melted cheese and I could die a happy man. But alas, no, I am stuck with some kind of crappy health food that probably was picked from the ground. I am supposed to start some diet for a week on Monday that includes soup every day. Sacred Heart diet or something and it is supposed to be fantastic for people like me, whatever the hell that means.

Wanna know what would make me cum? I mean orgasm of the century kinda cum? A Dr. Pepper... I'm like a crack addict right now. I'm needng a sugar fix or something and I never eat sweet stuff... Oh well...

I'm gonna jump in the shower...

EroticaXTC 50F

8/26/2006 3:27 pm

try a small glass of grape juice for the sugar fix

digdug41 49M

8/26/2006 4:06 pm

nothing like getting in shape in the gym yer conan the thruster only to wake up in the mornig the tin man who cant move LOL good luck with your diet I'll think of you as I knock off my 1lb burger

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TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
8/26/2006 6:30 pm

you just got it on your eyelids? try dipping your balls in it. then you'll have something to complain about.

rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
8/27/2006 1:03 am

I got Vicks Vapo-rub on the beav once...


It's my birthday this weekend



willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
8/27/2006 1:11 am

    Quoting TzarsAmuseChant:
    you just got it on your eyelids? try dipping your balls in it. then you'll have something to complain about.
Its like having a blow job with a "Halls" in her mouth!!!!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
8/27/2006 5:21 am

Amazing how exercise can get those endorphins pumping.

On my way to Texas with a truck load of Dr. Pepper, beep beep.

Purry {=}


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