Finally.... I Can Have Sex!!! Caption Weekend Starts Now!  

travelingintexas 41M
2/24/2006 1:48 am
Finally.... I Can Have Sex!!! Caption Weekend Starts Now!

Caption Up!!! Caption Up!!!

OK EVERYONE! I found this picture on Sunday and I have been chomping at the bit to do it early but I swore to myself I would wait until Friday. So by my clock, it is Friday and I am posting this sucker. This has to be the best one I have found in a while!

So, ya know what that means! Let’s Caption!!!!

For those new to this, write a funny, serious, or anything in between caption for this picture!


Caption Weekend History!...

rm_ricop1379 37M

2/24/2006 2:24 am

And King Kong was never happier.

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

2/24/2006 2:25 am

omg! She is, like, such a big pussy!

HBowt2 58F

2/24/2006 4:04 am

Man Eater....

meandean5150 46M
1 post
2/24/2006 4:57 am

niiiice BEAVER!!!!

fantasylover_05 62M

2/24/2006 4:58 am

"Good God Gurty What a GASH"!!!

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
2/24/2006 5:04 am

bring it on.....

angelgrrl 48F

2/24/2006 6:33 am

I'm very afraid . . .

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
2/24/2006 6:38 am

What is this about you can finally have sex friday?

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/24/2006 6:52 am

"Say Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Purry {=}


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/24/2006 7:05 am

strap a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in.

traveling_enigma 48M

2/24/2006 7:05 am

ok I have 2


The after picture out take from a trim spa add

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
2/24/2006 8:02 am

Isn't that Method's girlfriend?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DTduzDallas 50F

2/24/2006 8:32 am

lmfao...that's just gross!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

whats4dessert2 49M

2/24/2006 10:38 am

"I asked my estthetician to use the extra adhesive wax. All I remember is her pulling REALLY hard; then the excruciating pain and then my horror as I looked in the mirror"

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
2/24/2006 11:13 am

How much did my last baby weigh? Only 47lbs and 10ozs. Why?

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/24/2006 11:25 am

Evel Kanevil's next jump!


HELLOOOOO helloooo helloooo helloooo

Is there anyone in there? thereee thereee thereee

King Kongs mother was very proud!


The miners are trapped! we need to send a man in!

Is your pussy three feet tall and two feet wide? or are you just happy to see me?


I could do this all day!

kelly402005 52F

2/24/2006 11:47 am


"Come on baby......
Your gown is there, put it on and the Dr. will be in to see you in a few minutes"......
"Vulva Reduction" is one of our specialties!!!"
"There could be "some" pain after the procedure, but, you'll get some medication for that!"
"I think you'll really like the outcome"..................


caressmewell 53F

2/24/2006 12:17 pm

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    HAHAHA You guys are cracking me up lmao....

    I wondered how long until the first Method comment and guess who shows up to make it himself HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I took one look at the pic and thought of Method..
There is probably room for 2 Methods hehehe

SilkenKiera 37F  

2/24/2006 1:04 pm

If this guy can't find my clit........I'm becoming a nun!

maverick19605 59
53 posts
2/24/2006 1:39 pm

At last!!! A woman who can take it ALL!!!

maverick19605 59
53 posts
2/24/2006 1:44 pm

At last!!! A woman who can take it ALL!!!

(Hope this doesn't show up twice. Tried to send this once before. Doesn't appear to have made it.)

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
2/24/2006 1:54 pm


"I LOVE elephant rides!"

want2play926 45F

2/24/2006 1:59 pm

"One night with Method...."

ThumbChickStool 33F

2/24/2006 2:21 pm

"This is what I get for using a plastic surgeon that advertises in the free ads!"

Sexual re-orientation surgery gone wild!

Remind me not to use her plastic surgeon when I get the boob job. Who knows what'll happen!

ThumbChickStool 33F

2/24/2006 2:24 pm

"This is what I get for using a plastic surgeon that advertises in the free ads!"

Sexual Re-orientation Surgery Gone Wild!!

Remind me not to use her plastic surgeon when I get that boob job. Who knows what will happen!

southrnpeach333 50F

2/24/2006 3:38 pm


ok, it is supposed to be an echo, was much funnier in my head.

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
2/24/2006 4:38 pm

After texing the following message to his roommate:

"Got lucky @ bar. C U Sat"

Bernard was never heard from again.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

LustGoddess2469 49F  
2453 posts
2/24/2006 5:22 pm

"I don't understand why tampons don't work for me."

"No, really, you're my first."

"Meet my boyfriends, the 101st Airborne Division."

"Has anyone seen my Sportster?"

"I went on a date last night and decided to be a little naughty, so I wore a short skirt and no panties. Gawd, I was so embarassed when the entire crew at Denny's had to pry me off the booth bench with spatulas."

As she's walking down the sidewalk with friends: "What squishing sound? I don't hear anything."

"I wish I could wear a bikini, but I never find any that cover me properly."

"You think YOU pay alot for a Brazilian wax?"

"OMG - the sex was incredible! He actually made me squirt last night. Oh, and did you know that homeowner's insurance doesn't cover flood damage?"

kyplowboy22 61M

2/24/2006 7:07 pm

"Hell, I just don't know, Lester. Stick yer head in it, wiggle yer ears a little and spit. Maybe that will satisfy 'er".

Sorceror07 54M

2/24/2006 7:07 pm

hmmm... looks like there could be a serious "lack of traction" with that one eh? unless of course, she's a jedi-kegal master....

red 6 to red 1...i'm going in... luke! use the force! red one to red six... why did you remove your 2 x 4? red 6 to red 1, obi wan told me to...

hmmm... i don't think they were able to make a sequel after that one for obvious reasons... luke was never seen or heard from again!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

TTigerAtty 62M

2/24/2006 7:44 pm

(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm drivin' in my car
And a man comes on the radio
He's telling me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV
And a man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girlie action
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, a no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

WillowWhispers2U 56F

2/24/2006 8:30 pm

"I can float on water and be fulfilled by an octopus at the same time."

ticktock500 43M

2/24/2006 8:42 pm

"do you know how much i spend on batteries every month?!"

mangomamiCT 41F

2/24/2006 8:53 pm

only two guys at once that's for punks !!!!!!!!!!!

mangomamiCT 41F

2/24/2006 8:54 pm

keigel excersizes are overated

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

2/24/2006 9:08 pm

ROFLMFAO!!! This is too funny!!! *wiping the tears away*


outdoorsman3174 42M

2/24/2006 9:30 pm

In hind sight.... maybe she should have taken the pictures before the gangbang!

rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

2/24/2006 11:23 pm


rm_sandysnatch 50F
7 posts
2/25/2006 1:02 am

trav uncensored.

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

2/25/2006 7:15 am

So, tell me... Is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?...


vanna4u 38F

2/25/2006 12:58 pm

Jane held the record for the world's shortest time in labor.

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
2/25/2006 3:19 pm

"You know, just the other day, I queefed and knocked an old man through a brick wall."

"If I kick with the right foot, it means pull me out right now."

28 posts
2/25/2006 6:42 pm


boydcounty 67M

2/25/2006 8:48 pm

West Virginia Governor Mansion rushes to the scene fearing another group of miners are trapped......


boydcounty 67M

2/25/2006 8:49 pm

Hey baby, lets play put the car in the garage. Now engage the 4WD and ram it home.


boydcounty 67M

2/25/2006 8:53 pm

I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole, but that's the only way to satisfy her .... telephone pole that is...


KMA5 40M
771 posts
2/25/2006 9:12 pm

"Bill Gates has discovered how to upgrade almost anything now"
"If the Brazillian wax is $75 then the South American wax is..."
"SWF seeks SUV for long term relationship"
"It's great for tool storage, keeps your beer safe, juices watermelons and can be yours for only 3 easy payments of $39.99"

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
2/25/2006 10:35 pm

Sources say that the entire community of Why, Az. suddenly disappeared... no one seems to know where they went...all they found was this woman...leaning against a fence...and all she could say was.. "more, need more"....

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

AlbertPrince 57M

2/26/2006 5:06 am

"thanks for that Albert"

hotandhorny107 58F

2/26/2006 9:45 pm

this is a job for Superman...

superitaliano4u 36M

2/27/2006 8:26 am

that cooch looks like the playmobile of vaginas!

superitaliano4u 36M

2/27/2006 8:39 am

ok... a few more just for fun

Alotta Fagina from austin powers poses nude

"like throwing a Hotdog down a hallway" was never so true

Perfect Xmas gift = "please use coal miner's hat" panties

finally, a gene pool you can actually wade in!

A girlfriend that can be worn as a hat

Body condoms from Naked Gun finally are useful

No more pregnancy scares

When she's pregnant, the doctor will say "fuck Ultrasound!"

She doesn't need a special purse to carry her toy dog around.

Victim of one cavity search too many


Yeast infections must be HELL, but she makes good sourdough!

She's got her period... surf's up!!

Happy owner of a new Turbo Vaginaplow 4000 plus vibrator

I punched in Birth canal st. on my GPS and it took me to her

Tommy Lee's last fuck

Douching is a bitch!

What happens when you do Kegels with a watermelon

ok, I think I'm done

2943 posts
2/27/2006 5:40 pm

Ummmm...Dr.Phil...I have this BIG problem you see?

Small Studio Apartment For Rent!

Hi, My name is Heidi Fleis!

Girls From the Hood...on the next Jerry Springer!

Want to be Reborn?

Got Plunger?


swimmer978 49M
4 posts
3/1/2006 2:09 am

OK...That's enough!....cut!...CUT! I'm sorry darlin. Ya look GREAT!... You just have... Your j-j-just over-qualified for this job.

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