Feliz Navidad Assholes.... Thanks Bunz!  

travelingintexas 41M
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6/21/2006 6:34 pm
Feliz Navidad Assholes.... Thanks Bunz!


Drama? I leave you people for 24 hours and there is drama. Good grief.

***Looks at watch***

Yup its been about 3 months, it is time. Drama is cyclical here. There always seems to be something about every three months so it was time. Funny thing this drama. I, Trav, for the first time log in and have no clue what the hell is even going on. And I didn’t do it!

Wooooo Hoooooo

So why am I talking about it? What can I add of intrinsic value to this conversation? If I haven’t been around, why would I jump in the middle of it? Let me tell you why...

It’s bullshit. The drama, whatever the hell it is this time, is bullshit.

Example from the Trav diaries over the last year on these blogs:

Woman #1 I got to talking to on here months ago... Blogger hottie... Turned out fake...

Effect on my life today? None.

Bullshit artist #1 fakes his death... Blogger dumbass... Turned out fake...

Effect on my life today? None.

Argument ensues between bloggers riling up the whole site... Total useless bullshit... Turned out to be pointless...

Effect on my life today? None.

Woman #2 I was friends with for 5 months.... Blogger hottie #2.... Turned out to be complete fake...

Effect on my life today? None.

Blogger friend betrays, blogger friend says hurtful words, blogger friend lies, blogger friend is full of shit, blogger friend, leaves you high and dry, blogger friend is actually a guy in Antarctica?

So fucking what...

See, this is a playground. Nothing more, nothing less. There are the cool kids, the unpopular kids, the idiots, the druggies, the commies, the freaks and the nerds. There are the dumbasses, smart kids, funny class clown and your well liked by everyone person.

That kid picks his nose, that one doesn’t wipe his ass, That one did the basketball team while the football team watched, that one won a trophy and that one writes real good. That one sucks up to get ahead, that one is amazingly talented and that one couldn’t find a rock in a rock pile.

Different strokes folks. Garbage in and garbage out. Take the good, leave the bad. If you find yourself in it for someone other than yourself, if you find yourself too emotionally involved etc, take it from one who knows... take a break, walk away, go outside, go fishing, watch a movie with the kid or grandkid.

Am I cynical about this site? Damn straight I am. There are only a few people I know on here that I would trust. The rest of you just haven’t earned it. Nothing against you, it is just the smart thing to do. You say you’re a woman with huge hooties, you better be abe to back it up in Fort Worth or in my book you’re a fat hairy guy in Syracuse. Play it smart! Just like you should be when you meet someone new from this site so you can masturbate in them. Use caution. Use your brain. And as my buddy SJ says, “don’t lease head space to fools.”

It took me 9 months to learn that. Do yourself a favor and learn it today. Its just not worth it. You guys and gals have enough bullshit in your real life. Why would you create or abide imaginary bullshit in your leisure time?

So go write your good stuff, call me an ass, flirt with each other, dream your dreams, turn people on, encourage them and go live your life. The dumbasses on the playground will always get theirs one day if its not true.Its not your job to exact justice. Its your job to live life.

Each time one of these tragedies occur, each time the drama unfolds at Survivor: Blogging; it should remind you of one thing.

Life is too fucking short to spend it sticking your toe in bullshit and bitching cause it got on yer foot.

Blog the fuck on!

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
6/21/2006 7:44 pm

as my buddy SJ says, “don’t lease head space to fools.”

...unless they're really entertaining fools, then its:

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...

SJ *wanders off singing*


TXBITCH2006 49F

6/21/2006 7:57 pm

Can I be a cool class clown who has a trophy for being a smart kid? Pleasssssse!!!!

<----- it's really me, but I'm not in Ft. Worth The fat hairy guy is on vacation.


Addy19742 42F

6/21/2006 8:12 pm

I have nice hooties and I don't live that far. LOL I will send you a photo, or you can look for my cam.


micahbiguns 50M

6/21/2006 8:29 pm

how the hell did you know I am " a fat hairy guy in Syracuse." Dammitt I done went and hid it so well for all these years and you done exposed yourself err uhh that is exposed me Oh and so you dont feel left out your "an ass" Seriously tho this was a good post Trav.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/21/2006 8:46 pm

How 'bout backing it up in DC?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
6/21/2006 8:47 pm

Yep...totally agree...I'm still getting over Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy...can't worry about fakes and fools here.


LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
6/21/2006 9:49 pm

hey guys....I just wanna fuck....

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
6/21/2006 10:56 pm

Well said Trav...and by the way, congrat's on the new job. I hope all is well and/or will be soon if it ain't quite yet...ok big guy! All is well for the most part for me and Jefe in CA. Work is going good, love is going great....and the rest is just stuff...that will work itself out in it's own time... you know, time/money...finish moving...yada, yada, yada...but basically, life is groovy baby. Later... Slide.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/21/2006 11:08 pm

......(ahem)..... YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
6/21/2006 11:23 pm


Guess I have been in the pool too much lately-have to catch up-and go back and read what is going on-gees-I thought u were wining and dining a lady Trav plus working-how in the world did sticking your foot in shit come to mind?
I must have missed something!


want2play926 45F

6/21/2006 11:48 pm

<<<<<Right there are my hooties...I will back them up on cam for you whenever you wish!

Flirting with you? Hitting on you? Damn straight

You write Great stuff, everyone is an ass (fact of life) including me, "Life is too fucking short to spend it sticking your toe in bullshit and bitching cause it got on yer foot" ~AMEN!

*now I am going to bed...sleepy ass with big hooties outta here...


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
6/22/2006 12:36 am

*bows* youre welcome..now ..wheres the nachos?
xxxooo
Bunz

Its good to be...ME


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
6/22/2006 12:51 am

Being a fat guy must be hard enough..

But being a fat guy AND have to be from Syracuse?

That's just...wait...ok, douchechills have passed....

More Important..where's Vic?

LET'S GO METS!!!


ella1966 50F
1528 posts
6/22/2006 3:39 am

Trav, that reminds me of the old joke, "Would you please remove your car, as the length of your licence plate is stopping me reversing!". See, I couldn't even tell a joke the right way to save me own arse.

Like I dunno what I am, there are so many labels, boring, unentertaining, sexless, overweight, bored, mad depressive nutcase. To which you can add, psychopath, cyberstalker, aggressive/obsessive email writer, unpopular, neglected, not American, etc, etc, the list goes on and on.

Listen don't joke about Antarctica - I was trying to change my profile to show my city as Antartica so I don't get anyone finding me through the browse function and no locals coming to perve on my blog to see what the deal with this chick is, but I find that there is no way of listing Antarctica as a geographical location, so I dunno what the poor bastards that have to work down there do if they wanna get on this site, and Antarctica is owned by various countries - there is the French, British, (American?) and Australian parts too.

Now someone come up to me and undo my pigtails please and knock over me ice cream cone and make me cry, now go on, I dare ya!

ella X


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/22/2006 3:45 am

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    *bows* youre welcome..now ..wheres the nachos?
    xxxooo
    Bunz
Yeah! With jalapenos!

(Im hungry!)

A


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/22/2006 7:14 am

that one couldn’t find a rock in a rock pile.

Fuck you Texas you Bastard!!! How DARE you talk about me like that?

Welcome to blog war # 585 you sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!

*goes of to write scathing post on Texas's character and man-boobs*


TTigerAtty 62M

6/22/2006 8:08 am

Trav ... Don't forget about the "intolerant, hate-mongering, Christian, right-wing, neo-Nazi, neo-con, imperialist Bushies" in the playground that wanna move the U.S. Capitol to Crawford, Texas! Those guys are even worse than the commies and druggies!


TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
6/22/2006 8:18 am

Well that was just great!!!
Thanks and all true. Funny as well of course.


digdug41 49M

6/22/2006 9:18 am

you the man trav and your right really right I had to learn that the hard way

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


cookiequeen1000 53F

6/22/2006 10:10 am

good post Trav. Don't have camera or scanner, so don't have pics. One of these days, I'll get a pic & send/post it...I'll even try to make sure it has boobies showing in it for ya! Good for me I don't know anyone from Syracuse, so no hairy backs here. LOL. Guess my group was the kids who went unnoticed and weren't in any other group. Its nice to get noticed now, just wierd...not used to it.


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
6/22/2006 6:40 pm

SJ is the best!!!

Just wanted to let you know that I'm leaving here, running away with the Dalai Lama to a monastery (200 cocks and 1 Kelli! Woo Hoo!!!), so the debate about whether I'm fake or not can begin.



Ooops, sorry, gotta run. I have a date ... with a non-blogger. Less drama that way ...


FeistySyn 51F

6/22/2006 7:07 pm

Very well said....

<<<<<< has real, female type bewbies, but you'd have to come to Phoenix to find out... Ft. Worth doesn't sound very exciting for a vacation... at least here, you can see the Grand Canyon and my bewbies


Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


earthShiva 59M

6/22/2006 8:32 pm

When you put it all like that, it makes me ashamed of my phony facade. I've been posing as a late-40's guy in rural NM. Actually I'm a hot female bi-couple in our mid-20's in Stockholm.

Honestly, I was just trying to bring things back into balance. Two wrongs do make a right, don't they? And where is this Fort Worth place? Can you introduce us to the basketball team?


rm_1sexyroo 56M/55F
333 posts
6/22/2006 8:35 pm

Right on!
Sounds like you should be the author of the Dummies Guide to Internet Realities


AGNJoe1 46M

6/22/2006 9:01 pm

Trav...

Boy did I need this blog tonight brother. This really helped me tonight. Read my blog and find out why if you want. But yeah, you are right. This place is a playground. My only problem is unfortunately...I feel like I'm the unpopular kid with the booger on his nose and the girls think I have cooties.

Sorry to be a downer. But after reading your blog, I don't feel as bad. There was a movie once that said "Your here for the people that love you, and the rest of the people that don't care about you or want to knock you down can go fcuk themselves." I need to remember that more.

Anyway, thanks man. It seems the two of us seem to pick up on each other. When your down, I cheer you up, and when I'm down, you cheer me up.

Thanks bro.

AGN Joe


rm_pleasuresex3 52M
520 posts
6/23/2006 1:19 am

Good post.

As an apropos, Stephen King started his memoir "On Writing" with these two quotes:

"Honesty's the best policy."
Miguel de Cervantes

"Liars prosper."
Anonymous


MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
6/23/2006 2:20 pm

OK, I have to confess. I'm actually NOT a short, fat, sarcastic old hag from NJ. I just hire her to play me here. I'm really Jenna Jameson and I'm doing a research assignment for a class at the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality.


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
6/24/2006 12:51 pm

aimlessly wondering which category I fall into...sigh...doesn't matter anyhow...just came by for a dose of your straight shooting no bs Texan blog anyhow...good to know some things are still the same


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
6/24/2006 12:53 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    OK, I have to confess. I'm actually NOT a short, fat, sarcastic old hag from NJ. I just hire her to play me here. I'm really Jenna Jameson and I'm doing a research assignment for a class at the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality.
ROLFMAO


NSAAddict 42F

6/24/2006 7:00 pm

Incredibly well said and right on target trav, can I just link to this post in three months when a new drama starts? Thanks for bringing people back to reality


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/25/2006 9:23 am

Ahhh, the effect of the change of seasons!!!

Odd


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/25/2006 11:30 am

Good advice!

Purry {=}

Purry


southrnpeach333 50F

6/25/2006 5:03 pm

well, what else would we talk about?


OboesHonedIambs 62F

6/25/2006 7:14 pm

I really like that line from your friend SJ about not leasing headspace to fools. :B

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


ella1966 50F
1528 posts
6/26/2006 6:14 am

I'm scared of Trav, someone, MZHuny, anyone, help me please!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In blogland no-one can hear you scream!


Mr_sweetness 44M
2599 posts
6/26/2006 6:46 pm

I know to well about the blogger hottie turned fake...As i say no one is a virgin life fucks us all....but i agree with you life is to short for bullshit we can be here today and gone tomorrow...BLOG THE FUCK on man....as a good friend of mine says all the time FTW...Fuck The World, shit is meant to be flushed down the toilet..I have had to learn the hard way but yet sometimes i seem to still try and go down that path...lol....Do not lose any sleep over bullshit....Now can i practice what i preach Peeeeeeeeeeace out man

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


ella1966 50F
1528 posts
6/26/2006 7:02 pm

    Quoting ella1966:
    I'm scared of Trav, someone, MZHuny, anyone, help me please!

    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    In blogland no-one can hear you scream!
Just in case my comment was taken out of context, it was actually said in jest... well you know how words can get distorted or misinterpreted in here. Trav is funny, in a kinda of scary-guy way! (give me a break, I'm Aussie!)


pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/26/2006 8:57 pm

Well, it was all news to me. I go on vacation, come back and its a war of words in here!

<------is completely and utterly lost and confused


bardicman 50M

6/26/2006 9:38 pm

The first wiseman brought me frankincense.
The second wiseman brought me myrrh.
The third wiseman brought me gold.

Now, some 2000+ years later I am visited by a 4th wiseman.



I am not dead yet


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
7/2/2006 8:58 am


~ ponderz ~

gud that fingz have turned round for you


rm_lobo3602 68M/65F
4 posts
7/4/2006 9:33 am

Don't know your name, don't know your fame...and I am just a big hairy guy in Costa Rica, (not Syracuse) who wants to compliment you on your thoughts, and even more, the manner in which you give those thoughts life. Some may view your approach to description as raw....I view it as "that's the way life really is!" Hasta Luego!
Lobo


rm_lobo3602 68M/65F
4 posts
7/4/2006 9:42 am

Sorry, y'all....that's not Lobo, but rather Lobo's much better half.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/6/2006 1:57 am

There are the cool kids, the unpopular kids, the idiots, the druggies, the commies, the freaks and the nerds. There are the dumbasses, smart kids, funny class clown and your well liked by everyone person.

That kid picks his nose, that one doesn’t wipe his ass, That one did the basketball team while the football team watched, that one won a trophy and that one writes real good. That one sucks up to get ahead, that one is amazingly talented and that one couldn’t find a rock in a rock pile.


*wonders what the hell I fit in*

yes blog the fuck on Trav...

and tell us how you really feel next time

TTFN


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
7/16/2006 1:24 am

Bardicman, 3 wisemen all in one place??!!

GET REAL!!! AS IF!

Its good to be...ME


floydian_slips 58M
28 posts
7/16/2006 12:19 pm

(Fortunately)
Some of us discover this gem in early childhood.

(Fortunately)
Some of us discover this gem before life passes us by.

(Unfortunately)
Some of us never get with the program...

Floyd


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