Evil Magic Eight Ball.... Testing!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/10/2005 6:22 pm
Evil Magic Eight Ball.... Testing!

Background Music:
Make a Wish…. Ummmm I Don’t Know (I made that up)

OK….. We have been working here in the Evil Labs. I, Dr. Phil Traveling, have come up with a new contraption called the Evil Magic Eight Ball. This product will solve all of your problems and answer all of your questions.

OK… So it was invented already but we added the evil part to it.

SO… In order to have these out in time for Christmas…. I need to test this thing. Give me your Evil Magic Eight Ball Questions and I will use my Evil Magic Eight Ball and answer your questions for you.

To make it fair… You may ask your question and then ask a question about me if you so wish. I will not cheat and will give the actual answer the 8 Ball Offers….


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/10/2005 8:28 pm

Evil Magic Eight Ball- will my hidden sexcapade tape with Don Knotts and The Apple Dumpling Gang ever be found and broadcast for free on the internet?

Now a question for Evil Dr. Phil Traveling-- Scott Baio or Willie Aames.. who really was in charge of your days and your nights?

luckywithladeez 49M
266 posts
10/10/2005 9:13 pm

Hi travelingintexas, how you doing?

There appears to be many, many ongoing changes here in Blogville.
And in particular, many in your family, as well.

Your older sister, DoubleTrouble and five_speed have apparantly gotten together, and now I understand that you and Big Bertha are soon to be hitched, as well.
And The Winner Is...

Well, all I can say is that I wish both you and Big Bertha the very best, and many, many, many, happy returns.

My question for your "Evil Magic Eight Ball" is: When is the wedding?


rm_Billy21399 37M

10/10/2005 9:34 pm

Evil Magic Eight Ball - who will win the superbowl this year?

weineroftheworld 66M

10/10/2005 10:08 pm

I know this is off topic, but his is very important. October 21st is national mammogram day!
I watched my sister slowly die from this disease - over a VERY painful three year period. I remember the last time she looked at me, and smiled. It was her last smile. Twelve years ago. One day after her 42nd birthday.
Ladies - we love yer titties - but we love you more!!! Please - Please - Please --- do this.

Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/10/2005 10:09 pm

Billy21399_ Being that Evil Dr. Phil is from Texas, there is only ONE good answer to that question and that would most likely be the "Cowboys"(that is, if they can get there heads out of the Cheerleaders Boobage this year!)

Evil Magic Eightball- Will I ever have the opportunity to have bella_ bella_ walk over me with those Leopard skin boots?

Evil Dr. Phil- Would you let her?

keithcancook 60M
17821 posts
10/10/2005 11:51 pm

Does she love me?

Is love survivable?

Is there love after death?

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/11/2005 12:51 am

Evil magic eightball... Is HBO still going to run the orgy footage from
womenlooking4fun 's blog?

AlbertPrince 58M

10/11/2005 2:09 am

What did you do to bring the wrath of Blogville down on your head?

Or if not the wrath, at least the roasting tin.

rm_koocnachtiek 60M
377 posts
10/11/2005 9:49 am

Dear Dr. Phil,

Will keithcancook ever let me go free?

Is there a reason why I am tied to him like an 8ball and chain?

If I started my own blog, would folks believe it is really me?

Or would they just think that keithholdalldacards?

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?


10/11/2005 11:41 am

Dr Phil will a number of people walk bull legged after convention cause Blonde danced their asses off

Dr Phil there a better cure for an hang over beised Ex`s bacon cure.

Dr Evil is it fair to break Ex`s fingers if he trys the mile high crap on plane to Chicago while Blonde is scared of that metal bird.

Dr Evil will you mail me some really great jokes to play while at convention cause I`m just to innocent to think of any

Waits not to patiently for answers


rm_Elysia2005 43F
412 posts
10/11/2005 6:21 pm

Evil Magic 8 Ball: Will I ever convince Trav that I actually do want to meet him?

Will he give a damn?

Will it be as hot as I think it will?

keithcancook 60M
17821 posts
10/11/2005 6:45 pm

LMAO! You are right. These are hilarious. Thanx Dr. Phil. Great post!

tillerbabe 56F

10/11/2005 6:57 pm

What will the names of my new boobs be????

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/11/2005 8:47 pm

I see that you are pinching your own nips in that new pic in your suit - my question is: Did you wear those sunglasses because it felt so good and you didn't want anyone to know you enjoyed it so much?


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/11/2005 9:27 pm

Will I ever be able to look at the melons in the produce section of the grocery store without getting a stiffy and giggling?

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/11/2005 10:42 pm

Dr. P, is there anything more enjoyable than sex?

Dr. T, is there anything you enjoy more than blogging?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/12/2005 4:29 pm

Magic 8 Ball..

Will I get pregnant in the near future?

Its good to be...ME

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