Evil Dr. Phil.... Convention Issues  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/11/2005 2:09 pm
Evil Dr. Phil.... Convention Issues

Background Music:
Cut to Dr. Phil Theme Song, Whatever that sounds like


Hello Ladies and Men attempting to get in said Ladies pants,

As I was talking to our evil henchman Captain Blondeeeeeeeeee earlier, it became apparent that there is a lot of apprehension about the upcoming bloggers convention this month. During today’s show, we will discuss ways to handle that anxiety, deal with potentially life threatening situations while in Chicago and learn how to handle ExPats hands down your shorty shorts while in a public venue.

Even if you are not going, please feel free to ask questions or offer advice on how to handle these situations. For instance, it is my fervent belief that there should be a medical lab set up next to the registration booth to determine everyone’s blood type in case an emergency transfusion is needed and to figure out who brought their “Clapper.”

Please feel free to ask me, Evil Dr. Phil, any questions about the convention, how to handle situations, how to handle multiple sexual advances, how to have multiple sexual partners at the same time in different rooms, etc. No question is too off base. Questions on best practices? If need be, I will bring in leading experts on the subject to answer. How to handle a 6’3 midget or what to do when someone keeps sticking his head under your dress on the dance floor?

So fire away, this show is for you!


dano6332 56M

10/11/2005 4:04 pm

Can you explain the difference between a canker sore and a cold sore and which is contagious?


keithcancook 60M
17800 posts
10/11/2005 4:26 pm

Dear Dr. Phil,

What should I do when the police arrive?

Sincerely,
One more strike and I'm out


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/11/2005 4:53 pm

Ummmmmmmmmmmm could ya kinda like perhaps maybe ANSWER my lingering questions from a show or two ago, times a wastin and since I only walk with one darn shoe I`m already twisted enough.I might just have to resort to devious measures hahahahahahahahahahaa.Now move your butt if ya want some credit n this scheme


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/11/2005 5:13 pm

Dear Dr Evil Phil,
ExPat said we can't pee in his hot tub. Doesn't that strike you as rather lacking in hospitality?
Sincerely,
Intense Coffee Drinker

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/11/2005 9:07 pm

Ah yes Dr. Phil

I won't be going to convention but if I was able to attend who do you think would have their hands in my shorty shorts ... besides just Expat

Oh and what is the best way to remove hair from around your nipples.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/11/2005 9:16 pm

Actually Dano both can be infectious if the canker sore is herpetic in origin

Cold sores are usually caused by a Herpes Simplex Virus and so are definitely infectious

I believe the biggest differientiation is by where they occur. Canker sores generally occur inside the mouth. While cold sores generally occur just outside of the oral cavity around the lips


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/11/2005 9:16 pm

What would be a sure-fire excuse to use when calling out from work?
( I mean sure-not-fired excuse.)
( No, I mean alibi....)
( Alright, not an alibi, a Lie. )
( The more unbelievable; the more they will believe it, because they don't want to look stupid and ask questions.)

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/11/2005 11:31 pm

Trav ... and just how does one handle me ...LOL
Evil, evil, evil...I tell you...LOL and I'm not a midget...LOL.


BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

10/12/2005 12:33 am

No No No WRONG Dr Phil ,, when the police come you let Blonde handle them and I do indeed mean HANDLE


dano6332 56M

10/12/2005 6:02 am

Luke since when do we do serious answers? LMAO Thanks for the info buddy


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