Evil Dr Phil Traveling.... For the Holidays...  

travelingintexas 41M
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12/21/2005 10:22 pm
Evil Dr Phil Traveling.... For the Holidays...

Background Music:
Dr. Phil Theme Song (whatever that is)


***Evil Dr. Phil Traveling walks out on stage in his shorty shorts with Mic in hand, Cig in the other and bottle of whisky on a stool next to the mic stand. He wears Expat's Santa hat at a jaunty angle on his head and begins to speak... ***

Howdy Crazy, Whacked out, Insane Sex Fiends That Just Got Back From Walmart Because You Are Starting or Finishing Your Christmas Shopping People! Evil Dr. Phil here! It is that time again. Time for me to open up the floor to the audience and answer your questions on love, life, relationships and sex.

*** Takes huge swig from bottle***

This is the holiday season. It often can bring out many different and wildly varying emotions and physical responses. This is the place to ask your questions and have them answered by a certified Evil Dr.

Ex: Why do Bulge and Bard have a seasonal facination with my arse?

Why does that lady in line in front of you feel the need to sneak 1 extra item in the 15 items or less lane?

How do you stop yourself from breaking said ladies face in two because you are in a hurry with your 17 items!

Feel free to open up here and ask your seasonal questions and I will offer my evil... errr..... best advice available for free!

Previous Evil Guest Speaker Posts:

Evil Dr. Phil.... Convention Issues
Introducing Sgt. Dickhead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest Speaker Evil. Dr. Ruth Speaks on Queefs
Dr. Evil Reveals A Secret
Dr. Traveling Comes Back to the Land of the Straight! Still Evil....
Sex-Ed with Dr. Phil Traveling
Dr. Phil Traveling Willing to Service....errrrrrr Serve!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 11:03 pm

Dear Evil Dr Phil,

Why does Travs arse have a seasonal facination with Bard and I?


tillerbabe 55F

12/22/2005 1:02 am

Dr. Evil Phil:

Did you "bone" Oprah?


norprin5 55M

12/22/2005 8:12 am

Evil Dr. Phil: should the mistletoe be hung from the belt buckle? or tied to the pubic hair?

King Nor XVIII


bulging_boy 49M

12/22/2005 10:30 am

LOL

It had to be something like that!

Thanks Evil Dr Phil

LOL


southrnpeach333 50F

12/22/2005 2:44 pm

Dr Phil,

I have created a type of drive through for my Mother-in-Law for Christmas. She pulls up to end of the drive way and hands me the presents I hand her a plate filled with servings of the Christmas dinner. She then pulls forward where the kids give her hugs and kisses. Then she is on her way. My husband seems that my system is not Holiday appropriate. What is your view of my plan?


southrnpeach333 50F

12/22/2005 7:04 pm

Travelin',

Well, you know how us southern girls are. We don't wear shoes anyway and the rest just follows. I think that pic was taken after my 3rd shot of Tequila. It just makes your clothes fall off like the song says.


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