Dr. Traveling Comes Back to the Land of the Straight! Still Evil....  

travelingintexas 41M
9/13/2005 12:32 am
Dr. Traveling Comes Back to the Land of the Straight! Still Evil....

Background Music:
YMCA, Remix by the Midget Men

Tonight I thought I would walk over to
Sizzle364 blogtrailer and see what was going on. I was bored because everyone had deserted me earlier in the day to have their fiestas by themselves. I had heard that Sizzler had a new 8 track player and I wanted to check it out. Now I must note, I had decided to become Butch Heterobisapian last week because I was having no luck with the ladies on this site. Lots of promises from thousands of miles away but it appears anyone within a 200 mile radius never learned to read. So I switched and evidently, there aren’t any guys within 2000 miles that can read either. So anyway, I left the lair and headed on my way to Sizzlers house.

I showed up and all the lights were on and the party had evidently started without me. Instead of busting up the party, I figured I would peek in the window. When you have a big Evil Dr. Phil Traveling head people look at you funny so you kind of have to be sneaky. I peeked through the window and there everyone was. Cruella curled up in Jezzies lap and licking on each others faces. And there was DT and 5er playing patty cake in the corner. All my friends had deserted me and everyone else had gone off for the evening. I was out in the cold. (Cause it’s cold wherever the heck Sizzling’ lives… Maybe)

So I sat, lonely on the front porch step and cried out to [blog bella_] and Blondeeeee but there was no answer! Great gales of laughter could be heard through the door and all my friends didn’t even seem to need me! So there I sat, in the snow now, with no coat on and my big head freezing, having no one. Finally, I heard someone say through the door “Sure am glad that loser traveling isn’t here.” Yes, true friends of mine. The voice was muffled but that is what they said. Unless they said “Sure do wish Traveling was here” but being in my evil state I chose to believe the former and not the latter. So I jumped up and decided to head to the evil lair to turn the blog world on its ear!

I zoomed down secret corridors, went through secret rooms and climbed through unseen passages. I stopped behind a picture that was on the other side of the wall and put my eyes to the eye hole. Nope. Nothing. I went down more passages and into my lair. I flipped on the lights and beheld my newest and best master piece yet. The Humanizer 4500. The first human clone machine. All I have to do is take one drop of sweat, one tiny hair and I can recreate any person in the world to do my evil bidding. I know that this machine works and works well. I have used it in the past with sheep hair and sent the results to 5er and [blog Talldarkavg1]. (I didnt ask what they did with them. Only thing with the Humanizer 4500 is, I don’t run it very often because it sends my electricity bill through the freaking roof.

While [blog bella_] had been over earlier, sitting on my granite counter, I found a stray hair once she left. I walked over to the Humanizer 4500 and placed the hair on the calculating device. I then put on my evil goggles, turned up my evil porno music theme song (BOW CHICKY BOW BOW) and flipped the switch to ON for the Humanizer 4500. What happened next absolutely blew my mind. While I stood there laughing my evil laugh, I saw Captain Boobie Trap Walk through the door. She tossed her cape onto the Humanizer 4500 at the same time I hit the power button.

Lightening struck! Thunder boomed and all the while I laughed and laughed! Captain Boobie Trap told me to stop with that infernal racket but you can’t be an evil genius if you don’t use your evil laugh. So Boom! Bang! Mountains fell! Static Electricity clashed upon itself and suddenly with a bright light, everything went white and then dark. My ears were stunned. My mind depleted and I needed a drink of coffee from all the laughing. The smoke swirled throughout the room and I eagerly awaited its clearing! I made [blog blondeneeddsex] open the window and turn on the fan which really doesn’t help much because we are underground.

So the smoke cleared and my eyes began to adjust to the low lighting. There, before me, was not one, not two, not three but four [blog bella_] But Wait….. There was more. From out of the smoke, where once Captain Boobie Trap had thrown her cape were four, count them , four, new BLONDEEEEEEEEE’S! Except they too were Blonde, Brunette, Red and Purple.(Must have been from the colors in Captain Boobie Traps cape.)

An EVIL laugh began to bubble in my throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As one they walked forward, all glistening from sweat from their transformation, all gloriously naked and as one said, "we serve the evil one!"



I turned to Captain Boobie Trap and we gave each other a high five. Let us just say,
I am no longer a Butch Heterobisapian any longer! They adored my big head! (On my shoulders you pervs!)


rm_CookieLips2 61M

9/13/2005 6:23 am

Trav, what are you hetero's smokin' down there? Bevo Bush?

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/13/2005 6:57 am

ummmm Travs.. a little starbuck's bean informed me that you forgot a friends birthday yesterday.and believe me she had a sad one And now she crushed after devoting a entire billboard to you on your birthday. She says she's never gonna recover..*sniffles* sad isn't it hun..she says flowers won't even help.. now see what you've done...

I welcome you to the House of Syn...


9/13/2005 8:53 am

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA How did you know my favorite color is purple, and I have caught you I now know the story behind the soggy edges.I guess when I said before "I was born for EVIL DEEDS" I was not lying.Muhahahahahaha

No1 Blondeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 9:37 am

ok man. switch to decaf for one day and dry out out a little bit. Please.

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/13/2005 10:30 am

Um, T, can I have some of what you've got? Because it sounds like you are having a lot of fun. I want some.

Many kisses

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/13/2005 10:56 am

I wonder where the stray hair I left behind came from? Care to tell me?

I imagine Bow Chicky Bow Bow playing when I walk through a door now...at least I hope next time I sit on your counter you will have the music going!

dano6332 56M

9/13/2005 1:22 pm

Trav, Can I date the redhead Bella? Hell I will settle for the purple one but that is a negotiation ploy I am keeping up my sleeve for now. I could be an awesome evil sidekick as I can drive really fast and always wanted to dress like Kato in the Green Hornet. Kinda creeped out by the whole mini me thing but would willing fetch your keyboard at all hours to blog.

KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/13/2005 6:59 pm


I'm trying to decide whether to be hurt by the comment about people within 200 miles or to be disappointed that I wasn't included. I think I'll just go with amusement at the post in general.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/14/2005 6:40 am

to forgive must mean I must care hehe ..sooo I forgive you but you owe me!!!! in the form of a gab session deal?

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

KhaosKitty 42F
123 posts
9/14/2005 8:05 pm

I'll see what I can do about dropping you a line then, Travel. And amusement is definitely the way I went.

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