Dr. Phil Traveling Willing to Service....errrrrrr Serve!  

travelingintexas 41M
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8/30/2005 4:37 pm
Dr. Phil Traveling Willing to Service....errrrrrr Serve!

Dear Crazy People,
I had so much fun doing this last week that I want to do it again. Just a note: be sure to give me your feedback on our treatment plan. It's the only way we can determine how screwed up you are errrrrr..... I mean how we can better serve you.

Now, I want you to ask ol' Dr. Traveling questions about love, relationships or sex... In return I will hand out my personal, validated advice on your issues.

By the way.... I am going to have a Guest Professor of Boobs and Weenies for this post. Both of us will offer you advice... I will reveal who it is at a later date. In fact, if you guess it correctly, (hint) she will buy you dinner!

Disclaimer: My answer is for entertainment purposes only, much like a Fortune Telling Hotline. Take No stock in my answer because someone may get hurt!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/31/2005 4:09 am

(wonders if this guest "Professor of Boobs & Weenies" was aware she'd be required to buy dinner in advance...)


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
8/31/2005 5:03 pm

LOL, Does Ms Hunni have the menu all planned or do we get a choice?? T

T




Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/1/2005 11:39 am

* new couch bought* now Dr T can we continue the sex errrr therapy



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 4:10 am

Expense account? Please. I had to pay for my own freakin Latte last night. I still can't believe how empty Starbuck's was. Could it be the guy with the dot, leering at patrons nightly, that's scaring them off?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 4:32 am

Ms. Bunny...may I call you Bunny, or do you prefer Barbie?

I have just finished reviewing the tape from Channel 6 News in Wyoming for the 3rd time. My analysis may take some time, as I've not encountered such a confused and terribly shaken ferret in quite some time. Not since a lady in Tucoma contacted me fearing her ferret had become impregnated by her Shitzu.

(whispers to T..."Did it appear like Spanky was hopped up on something to you?")

My suggestion for now, until I review my journals and various case studies, is for you to take a hard look at yourself and your relationship with Spanky. Are you prepared to devote yourself completely to his recovery, possibly spending numerous hours in therapy uncovering the underlying issues for his obvious psychotic state?

(Whispers to T..."Did you see his freakin eye???")


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 4:33 am

(sigh) Damn smiley's...I'll get the hang of this someday.


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