Dear Friends! Intervention Time!  

travelingintexas 41M
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11/5/2005 10:45 pm
Dear Friends! Intervention Time!

Background Music:
Welcome Home Sanitarium, Metallica


Something is funny here in blogland. I can’t quite put my finger on it but it has been taking place over the last few weeks and months. It is quite disturbing. 5er has been asking me to call him Sainty. If you have seen his recent picture you will see he is also doing his hair in [blog Saintlianna] fashion. I am terribly confused and worried.

My friends, 5er looks like a she-male on ecstasy in this picture. I am terribly worried about what DTOX is feeding him. Have you noticed they have both been sick since meeting each other? Methinks they have allergies to one another. DTox is lactose intolerant and 5er is DTox intolerant. Wait… Nevermind, I’m the one that’s DTox intolerant. Scratch that.

Is that what happens in the backwoods of Tennessee? Should we play banjo music, sit on the porch and drink our moonshine while 5er dances around and squeals? Can we keep this contained? Is their a rehab center for people with this kind of issue?

Friends, it is time we stepped up for the sake of our friend. We love him and want the best for him. I am terrified of where this is going. Help me help him/her!

So my friends is Sainty becoming Sainty? Or is Sainty becoming 5er? These are tough questions and I think it is high time something was done about this. These new pictures give me a shiver every time I log on. I also heard a rumor that he is wearing polyester pants as well.

We need intervention to save Sainty from… errrrrrr… Saintyness!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/5/2005 11:42 pm

Well, the first thing he needs to do if he's going with the wig is to lose the Brooke Shields eyebrows. Thank God, at least it's not a unibrow. The blonde streak in front is rather chic for a newbie. Maybe 5er is taking this co-ruling hell a little too far, wanting to look like saint.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/5/2005 11:43 pm

BTW, this look beats the hell out of the Farrah-do from yesterday.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


tillerbabe 55F

11/5/2005 11:58 pm

Quick call the CDC!!!!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/6/2005 12:53 am

I am disgusted, disturbed and more than a little turned on. I think I wanna make out with myself. The only explanation I can think of is that he is idolizing me and doing the Michael Jackson/Diana Ross thing. If he gets 44 DD implants, we are all in trouble.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/6/2005 12:56 am

DAMN Sainty is hot ... does Sainty got any sisters ... oops don't tell Til or Tulip I said that or they'll get jealous ... they're kind of sweet on me ... maybe we should have a jello wrestling match to decide which one of them wins me in the Bachelorette contest


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 3:55 am

CDC

What the hell would a group of hackers want to do with 5ers hair?

Unless it was a group of hairdressing hackers


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

11/6/2005 7:01 am

"Is that what happens in the backwoods of Tennessee? Should we play banjo music, sit on the porch and drink our moonshine while 5er dances around and squeals? Can we keep this contained? Is their a rehab center for people with this kind of issue?"

Listen up, monkey boy! This is not what happens in Tennessee! Usually them there residents of TN walk around barefoot, smokin' a corncob pipe, whilst scratchin' their ass on the way to that there outhouse after eatin' possum and coon fer dinner!

I'll bet you a possum and coon dinner that's what 5er is doing now! hehe!

Jess


dano6332 56M

11/6/2005 11:38 am

I think whatever DT is feeding 5 is good for both of them. No intervention needed just space so they can be together and decide where life is going to lead them best wishes


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/6/2005 2:07 pm

Mmmn possum and coon's good eatin'


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bardicman 50M

11/6/2005 3:12 pm

He shore has a purty mouth.

I live pretty close to the back woods of Tennesse. On a clear night you can hear them piggies squeelin'........



I am not dead yet


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 3:40 pm

OMFG lmaooooooooooooooooooo...I'm so going to kick your ass in person T. And I agree with Daphne...I like this better than the "do" from yesterday.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
11/6/2005 4:18 pm

Truly creative... Don't kill em' DT...


five_speed 41M

11/6/2005 4:25 pm

Traveling is just jealous because I have better hair than he does. His "concern" is actually just a cover for his envy. He is mad at me because I won't tell him who my hair dresser is. Ever since I got the new 'do, he's asked me to call him "Daddy" when we IM, and I won't do it. I knew things were getting out of hand when he sent me the link to the web page that shows a man how to use tape to squeeze his chest together so it looks like he has cleavage.

T, man, YOU are the one with issues. I appreciate your attempt to "help" me, but I recognize that it is really just a misdirected plea for personal assistance.

I will help you if I can, but if you try to feel my ass one more time or dare to ask me to change your diaper again, I am really going to give you something to cry about.


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