Dashing Through the...  

travelingintexas 41M
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6/14/2006 1:58 pm
Dashing Through the...


Freaking 100 degree heat,
in a car that soaks up sun,
I think that I will fry,
And possibly -y dieeeeeeeeee
MY-YY Balls are sweaty
and ohhhh so hot
That brown spot in the other seat must have been my mutt!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Freaking hot!
Freaking hot!
Oh my God its hot!
Could it be any hotter
than...

SCREW IT....

Its HOT OUTSIDE MY BABIES!!!!!!!

(By the way, the words "My Babies" are mutually owned by Saint, me and some redhead guy on late night TV. So you people don't be using our words...)

So folks.... Wanted to stop in and say hi.... sing you a Christmas song... Oh yea... Try and sing it to Jungle Bells... works better.... the words suck but it gets the point across!

Off to dinner now with a newfound kindred spirit so everyone have a fantastic evening!

SEE YA MY BABIES!

And Saints BABIES!

And redhead guy on late night tvs BABIES!

Trav


want2play926 45F

6/14/2006 3:08 pm

ROTFL~

Hope the heat soon lessens for you~

Have ag reat time tonight Trav, you deserve the BEST!


MWWwantsmore 51F

6/14/2006 4:03 pm

Sorry its so hot there You will get some relief when you are the cabana boy at the beach


willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/14/2006 4:16 pm

Damnit dont tell me that!!!! My next assignment is right there back in your "GREAT"(read...fuckinghotassdryheathavinballsweatincactigrowin) state!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TTigerAtty 62M

6/14/2006 6:05 pm

What in the hell are ya' talkin' about, Trav?

I am startin' to believe all this Al Gore stuff about global warming though! We've seen armadillos up here as far north as central Missouri. Now, I use to only see them in Arkansas, Oklahoma and Texas. Are the illegal Mexicans running them up here or could it be that we're getting warmer here in Missouri so that the poor little creatures are becoming accustomed to our highways like they have always been down south?

P.S. If you have a car with dark paint and a dark interior, better trade that sucker for a white or silver car with light-colored interior. I also recommend A/C and a small cooler so you can keep yourself an ample supply of bottled water. As for your balls? Suffer!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
6/15/2006 5:17 pm

Thats right, so be cool my babies, be cool!!!


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/17/2006 11:05 am

FINALLY, a chance to admit my secret obsession with Conan OBrien.

I **love** him. (Yes, two asterisks worth.)

He is the only late night I'll watch. Letterman and Leno can get fucked, as can Carson Pansy. When Conan got married, I was so upset.

And when he jumps, spins, does the maracas and "cuts the string" when he comes out.... I always am like Yay!.

So that's it... my big weird celebrity crush confession.

*sigh* I can now move on with my life.... I feel better now.

A


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