Come to me my pets....  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
11/26/2005 3:45 pm
Come to me my pets....

My head hurts. No you dork. My head, as in headache. I had this urge to be creative. Charming. Funny. But I am gonna wuss out tonight and let others do it for me.

What do I mean? Go to Bulgings blog to sign up for our new cult. I think SJ handles membership. I just know I took the evil spot.

I am the Evil Emperor of Eternal Celibacy!

So I am looking for evil henchmen. Come with me my evil friends. Do not be good! You didn’t sign up on this site to be good did ya? Good is for sissy men. CAN I GET AN AMEN?

ewe wanna join the flock?

The "good side" is currently devising rituals and stuff. So those of you that shall follow me into the dark let us devise our own rituals. MUAHHHHHHHHHH Pin the tail on the Shelia is always fun!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 4:13 pm

You know what funny? Today I was just thinking, if I joined a cult all of my life's problems would be solved. So.......do we all wear Nikes, or move to South Africa or live in a compound and print our own money? I am NOT dressing up as Princess Leia, well unless my Leader tells me to.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/26/2005 4:23 pm

What about evil henchwomen? I wanna be an equal-opportunity offender!

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 4:43 pm

Well do we get A-K's at least, c'mon. It could be Texas Militia Money, or Kiwi coins.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
11/26/2005 6:27 pm

Dear Evil Emperor of Eternal Celibacy ~

Unless you're approaching the three-year mark, I don't want to hear any bitching! (There! Does that suffice as my entry into your cult as Catty Woman? I'll let you and Bulging_Boy design my profane profile.)

hugs & kisses/whips & chains,
Safira (Salicious Catty Woman of the East)

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 6:29 pm

pssst your royal holy darl lord whatever.... here in the cult we dont say "amen"

sheesh amateur Evil Emperors...go figure

ps : dont forget to tell tham about the sheep...and the piss..and umm the required tattoo


Sorceror07 54M

11/26/2005 7:14 pm

ok... i volunteered myself and my band to provide lovely, soothing, moodmusic ... you know, the only kind we know how to play... heavy, headbanging, speenshattering heavy metal music for shagging to...

but, in my spare time, ...i'll take care of the cool-aide distribution and the arms & ammo procurement.

now, all we need is a real estate agent so we can get ourselves a building we can easily convert into either a bunker, or a bomb shelter... something a bit more defenseable than dave's cult had...

...that and a snitch with the ATF so that we'll always know when they are coming to get us!

hmmm, i'm not the only one with a brain here.... perhaps i can also be in the evil think-tank too?

oh bloody hell... i'd ask to be your evil apprentice... but i'm not celibate, not by a long shot! hmmm...

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/26/2005 7:15 pm

dOOd, as the Evil Emperor of Eternal Celibacy, you might reconsider asking your evil minions for an AMEN! Might I siggest a HEll YEAH! instead?

BTW, one reason you aren't getting laid might have to do with your choice of clothing. However, if you insist on such attire, there is a leather bar out here called the Ranch in which I can almost guarantee that you will be the hit of the party. Just as a side note, be forewarned there will NOT be women involved.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 7:26 pm

I hear by declare myself the

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense
and
Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom


Of the most noble kind in the land of Blog, county of Bulging.

Now I need an assistant or several of the male persuasion...who should like to align with me...
MMMNKCWW

...short for .... the above title.

He who desires to assist me will get great benefits to be disclosed privately.

My duties shall be to skip and flutter my way thru the fair land of Blog...and leave little sprinkles of nonsense, discipline if needed to those who appear to be abusing the comment whoring limits and lastly, words of mystical wisdom.

My assistant's duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

Neither of us will align with good or evil...but to maintain an even balance.

Grievences may be brought to my attention by either clan for a request of judgement. A date on the calender will be set for review, either clan may enter and present evidence as needed to support their claim/cause...complaint.

Those breaking the rules will indeed suffer greatly....so I suggest all those in the land beware....as punishment will be dealt with on an individual basis depending on the severity of the issue.

The home office is of course "Slidein2meplz's" blog.

Additional office locations to be announced at a later date.


This has been an announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 9:07 pm

Jus't don't drink the Kool-Aid



I am not dead yet


norprin5 55M

11/26/2005 9:11 pm

so, like, if i've been getting laid regualrly (and spectacularly, I might add) - does that disqualify me from joining?

King Nor XVIII


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 10:59 pm

~~ Hear ye, Hear ye...an important announcement from the MISTRESS ~~

Assistants to the "MYSTICAL MISTRESS" will not be informed of their benefits prior to sign up and commitment. No exceptions...regardless of how cute/hot/funny or any other characteristic you possess.

I assure you all...those of the male persuasion....who do commit, you will not be disappointed.

Princess's to the MISTRESS...have no criteria to get past in order to recieve the honor...or the power.

~~ the MMMNKCWW has spoken ~~


This has been another announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
11/26/2005 11:18 pm

Eternal celebacy? Not even priests will do that.

I signed up for this gig while succumbing to a sudden explosion of lust within me. BlogLand helped me get that under control somewhat.

So I am here to say that being good aint so bad. You oughtta try it sometime.

Anyway, the world needs sissies too ya know...


dicegrrl 39F

11/26/2005 11:19 pm

I hereby declare myself to be......(drum roll)

Mistress of the Obvious

Whew! I feel better now that I've let my true side come out! Ummm I don't think I can do the Amen EEEC...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/27/2005 12:00 am

So I'm a 3rd-generation feminist, big effin' deal. Just wait until I get into my vinyl dress and hot pink mesh tights, and wield my riding crop, buddy, we'll see who has the last evil laugh! *muahahahahahahahhh*

Man, celibacy is really getting to me....

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/27/2005 12:01 am



UH NEPHEW DEAR OF MINE JUST WHERE THE HECK DID YOU FIND THOSE LEGS. I KNOW THAT AIN'T YOU IN THE SUIT FOR REAL IS IT. YOU BEEN WORKING OUT OR WHAT. IF SO WHAT REGIME ARE YOU USING AND DO YOU THINK IT WOULD WORK FOR ME AND MY ROBUST BODY.......?

IS IT LIKE SUZANNE SOMERS THIGH MASTER. I TRIED THOSE ONCE AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED DAMDEST THING. I WAS SITTING THERE SQUEEZING AND SQEEZING AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOST CONTROL AND THE THIGH MASTER SHOT OUT FROM BETWEEN MY LEGS AND FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM AND BUSTED OUT MY FRONT WINDOW. FROM THERE IT FLEW INTO THE NEIGHBORS YARD AND KILLED THAT DAMN DOG OF HERS THAT HAS BEEN CRAPPING IN MY YARD. SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT LOOKED LIKE A BOOMARANG FLYING THROUGH THE AIR DAMDEST THING I SAY....

P.S. I DON'T HEAR MY PHONE A RINGING NOR DO I SEE AN EMAIL IN MY ADULTFINDER BOX FROM YOU WITH THE # I NEED TO TALK TO YOU REGARDING MY MOTHER.........................................................


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/27/2005 12:03 am

Safira: Three years? Yikes!

You have serious competiton, Trav, sweets....

*considers joining as Salicious Catty Woman of the South*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/27/2005 12:40 am

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~
With the power vested in me....
Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare candy69sosweet postion and title of PRINCESS # 1...as she possess great WISDOM and abundant LOVE.

She is to always be addressed as PRINCESS upon entering and leaving her parlor of love.

She shall have 3% less powers than the MISTRESS, but nonetheless, she will command and deserve as much respect.

All assistants will not only bow to her feet...but will at her whim be her slave for the amount of time she deems necessary. ~~~

~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/27/05 ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/27/2005 12:41 am

The list is forming as we speak...

Leader of the Flock and Cult of the Dead Sheep Membership Roster

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/27/2005 1:04 am

Kin I be an evil Toady

I'll always wanted to be someone's evil Toady ... Ma's gonna be so proud of me


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


AlbertPrince 57M

11/27/2005 2:29 am

I've been on the dark side ever since i stopped paying my electricity bill. Can I join?


bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
11/27/2005 9:16 am

TT, do you lose your title when you finally get laid?

And Safira, I'm going on two years. Does that count?


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
11/27/2005 5:05 pm

Dearest Banging ~

No it does not count. My official time was exactly four days shy of 32 months. (Happy to say that I'm no longer celibate, but I AM still catty. *meow ... watch those scratch marks*)

Have faith ... Something this great (S-E-X) is definitely worth the wait!

Warmest regards,
Safira

P.S. And in response to Trav ... WHY would I NOT be surprised that he'd keep quiet once he finally "got some." Anyway to get back to SuperHero (stay a SuperVillian).

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


lookin4sum3sum 51M/55F
8 posts
11/30/2005 12:53 am

Hmm ... requisite tattoo's .. piercings .. what is this world coming too!?! Dead Sheep? Someone needs to get off of the farm and go to the Stock Show! Methinx the dark side needs a "Minister of DisInfomation"!!! Can I nominate myself, or does someone else have to do it?


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