Chicago? My Ass! You Guys Said Clovis!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/26/2005 10:33 am
Chicago? My Ass! You Guys Said Clovis!

Chicago My Ass!

Let me tell you about my weekend! I drove out to Clovis, New Mexico for the big shindig this weekend. They all told me, specifically Blondeeeeeeeeeee told me, no, no, not Chicago, we are just saying that to be sneaky. It is really being held in Clovis, New Mexico. Do you know how lacking that drive is in Starbucks? Good freaking grief!

So I make the drive out there and 11 hours later find the Lazy Horse Inn where Dano told me this thing was gonna be held. Nada. No one. I just figured maybe everyone was having a hard time finding it. So I waited around. Waited some more. And after about 10 minutes of total waiting time, I decided I wanted to look around town. So I turned my head from the left to the right and took in the town.

Nothing. No Ex, TDA, Blonde, Dano, MzHuny... nothing. So I had my own party. I sat on the front porch of the Lazy Horse Inn all weekend and smoked and played checkers all by myself. See… I don’t need you guys. Clovis, New Mexico. See the friends I have?

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/26/2005 6:03 pm

Did you pay the dollar to pet the one-legged rooster?
Clovis' main tourist attraction.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

dano6332 56M

10/26/2005 6:25 pm

LMFAO I am so sorry Trav I meant the dead dog inn in NEW Clovis. We waited for you all weekend and TDA was inconsolable. Blonde sobbed and touched herself and Huny paraded around naked in her Tiara in front of all 3 windows of the hotel waiting. We lite a candle and put it in the door but then the damn place burned down (who knew they still built hotels of sod). Anyway we all had to sleep in the cars out back up on blocks but ex was comfortable (he claimed dibs on an old pickup bed). Sorry about the misunderstanding but I want you to know the next one is being held at the White House in DC Dubya being a fellow Texan was quite upset he was not invited (apparently he and Laura blog as a couple looking for men). So next Thursday at 3pm show up at the main door and use the password FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT. This will clue the secret service that your on the list. Oh could you bring us some guns and plenty of sex toys with you? Looking forward to seeing you there and dont worry about bringing anyone else they are being invited seperately and I hate to have you ruin the surprise

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/26/2005 8:51 pm

God, Clovis is the armpit of New Mexico. If you would have calle me before I could have met you there. [size1] TDA would have never found out.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

SickHooteredLady 42F
62 posts
10/26/2005 10:50 pm

TiT, you are one freaking silly man! Clovis NM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PMG! I'm gonna pee my panties for sure!

Kisses & Hugs,

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/27/2005 1:19 am

I went to Clovis, California thanks to you calling me on my cell trav at he airport...ugh!!! Its all his fault! (points paw at trav)

Its good to be...ME

AlbertPrince 58M

10/27/2005 1:51 am

Did you get the right weekend?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/27/2005 10:44 am

This is probably not a good time to mention that everyone's hidden the fact from you that five_speed and I went to Chicago, is it?


10/27/2005 11:30 am

Well if ya had of taken your finger out of one ear and your dick out of the other and not listened to Ex and his non sense of direction you may have been able to figure out the fact that at first they lied to this poor innocent blondeeeeeeeeee about the location . Also they told you the wrong name for fear that you just might take Ex`s title away from him, and Dano gave me his hand cuffs for the weekend but was a liitle worried you just might make off with them , slap them on your wrists and duck tape them to your ummm well you know so he kinda changed the letters around and left some out so you get confused. And Tall well he said praise the lord my work is done I have managed the biggest revenge. That be my story and I am sticking to it.


dano6332 56M

10/28/2005 11:08 am

The secret password to get released is listen closely it is a big secret if this gets out the Al Queda could all escape so use it wisely

whisper to the biggest guard "Halliburton and Dick Cheney blow diseased camels" This should fix everything

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