Caption Weekend! Give it up!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/7/2005 3:39 pm
Caption Weekend! Give it up!

Thank you Girltech47 for the great pictures! Go by and say thank you at her blog!

Alright, you know the drill. Give me the funniest caption you can think of! Have Fun!


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/7/2005 4:42 pm


Yessum Idyet, a businessman from Chicago, Illinois, was recently on a camping vacation along the Cahulawassee River in the deep south when his SUV broke down. While waiting alongside the road for a ride into town, Mr. Idyet stepped on a fire ant hill and was bitten multiple times by the angry insects. As Mr. Idyet was attempting to free himself of the pesky critters, two local men approached and offered their assistance. *cue "Dueling Banjos" song.*

ThumbChickStool 33F

10/7/2005 4:49 pm

It's a Jackie Chan wanna-be! Ever seen that guy jump over a car?

Or maybe this psycho saw "The Matrix" one time too many and thinks he's Neo?

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/7/2005 5:05 pm

Publicity Stunt at the Alaska Turnpike Takes A Wrong Turn!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
10/7/2005 6:52 pm

Crouching Tiger Hidden Thong

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/7/2005 9:35 pm

(him) ~~thinks back to the movie PORKY'S ... "BAOooggie, boooogie, boogie, boogie...
(her) ~~ in a Gary Larson frame of mind~~ As Mr. & Mrs. Deer were enjoying a leisurely drive thru the country, they were suddenly startled by a human caught in their headlights....

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/7/2005 9:38 pm

(us) PS, we changed our picture; we know how much it discombobulates you. P)

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/7/2005 9:39 pm

I meant,

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/7/2005 11:49 pm

Pervert Steals Hoverboard From Set of Back To The Future II.

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/8/2005 12:39 pm

Gas Reaches Record High

"I just couldn't take the pressure no more", exclaimed a local man.

"I was working two jobs just to fill the tank of my SUV", he continued, "after gasoline, I was lucky to have enough time and money to grab a few frozen burritoes. I mean, that's what I was down to, breakfast, lunch and dinner most days."

With a pained expression he confessed, "Times I even had to steal some broccoli or some cabbage outa my neighbor's garden. With the risk of scurvy and all, it's every man for hisself out here."

"Something hadda give. A man aint supposed to live like that. So one day I just left the Excursion by the side of the road and breathed a sigh of relief. I'm glad all that's behind me now", he concluded.

I suspect we'll be seeing a lot more of this sort of thing in the days ahead. Something's gotta give!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

dano6332 56M

10/8/2005 4:54 pm

"TDA spotted enroute to Chicago convention."
After previously announcing the unvieling of tallcos latest inventions at the upcoming bloggers convention in Bolingbrook a unemployed stuntman was captured on film trying to ride a boomerang stolen from "Outback Steakhouse". Local authorities released the man to his dog after a mandatory 72 hour mental health hold. As he donned a red white and blue outfit the man was heard muttering "its got to work"

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