Caption Weekend!  

travelingintexas 41M
posts
12/2/2005 4:29 pm
Caption Weekend!

You know the drill!

Have a great weekend!


KC_JJ 54M

12/2/2005 4:45 pm

I can't tell what's happening there.

Has she flushed her arm down the toilet or what?

MMM [ MMM


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/2/2005 4:45 pm

Mammograms done the old-fashioned way...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/2/2005 4:49 pm

Oh Trav, how sweet, sharing family pictures of Aunt Pat again?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bardicman 50M

12/2/2005 4:53 pm

TRAV HONEY, I STILL DONT HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND I NEED YOU TO CALL ME CAUSE WE NEED TO ..ACK TRAV.... TRAAVV..... TTTRRRRRAAAAVVVVVVV.



I am not dead yet


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/2/2005 5:13 pm

AdultFriendFinder
silky xxxxxxxxxxx


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
12/2/2005 5:23 pm

Breast Reduction Attempt Goes Horribly Wrong

Bobbi-Sue Holcomb of Hellfire, Alabama, was rushed to the local emergency room on Friday night after attempting to give herself a breast reduction. She was overheard mumbling something about wanting to be flat-chested as they wheeled her into emergency surgery to remove the electric-powered laundry wringer from her right breast.

Lusty


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/2/2005 5:49 pm

"Help, I've got to write a caption for a confusing picture and I can't get up!"

I mean, "I could've been a contendah"


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/2/2005 6:00 pm

I see it now...

Muddy Waters started something when he brought the electric guitar to the Blues, and so the Appalaichan washboard sound would forever be changed.

=====================================================================

No Mrs. Bond, I expect you to die!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/2/2005 6:28 pm

I can't tell what's going on...pic's too small. Um....hold on...swiping an answer from someone else. Um...Ditto Karma. Sounds good.

Pssst...saw your comment re: IM. Sorry, not using the old one anymore. (oops) Sending you the other...


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/2/2005 6:29 pm

Public Outcry Forces Closing

Local topless laundromat, "Suds-Oh-Mama", forced to close due to pending legal action. Unwilling to be hung out to dry so easily, the owner has kept his other business open in the neighboring nudist colony.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


hotnympho81 35F

12/2/2005 8:56 pm

They warned me about loose clothing getting caught in this but nothing about loose flesh. That’s is I'm suing!


BlueEyedSoul65 51M
1027 posts
12/2/2005 9:37 pm

No pills, No special diet. Roll away unwanted pounds in minutes with Oprah's revolutionary new exercise plan.


TTigerAtty 62M

12/2/2005 9:40 pm

Tide Laundry Detergent ....Taking the worry out of your everyday laundry chores.


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/2/2005 10:15 pm

When white trash attemps laundry, it's not just the children that suffer....

LET'S GO METS!!!


XesSex03 50M/49F

12/2/2005 10:26 pm

Buy Now!!! Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD!!! Now with never before seen footage inside the secret workshop of the Oompa-Loompa as they wring the blueberry juice out of naughty little Violet.

Mr. Xes


bulging_boy 49M

12/3/2005 4:29 am

And now pictures of why budget mince is so cheap.

...and fatty!


bardicman 50M

12/3/2005 6:51 am

Heh heh heh heh Nympho said "suing" on Travs Blog



I am not dead yet


threesexual 61M/54M
3 posts
12/3/2005 9:30 am

Hey big fella ya can cum to our place for some drilling this weekend


KC_JJ 54M

12/3/2005 5:07 pm

Not a caption but ...

Huh, huh, Bardicman and Butthead,

Separated at birth?

MMM [ MMM


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:11 pm

**claps** OH WHAT FUN!!! T seems to be away, so I think I'll just sit down and take over for awhile.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:12 pm

    Quoting KC_JJ:
    I can't tell what's happening there.

    Has she flushed her arm down the toilet or what?
I'm not sure either. Is that a naked tit?


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:15 pm

LMAO Karma...that's what it looks like to me, too. I'd really like to see a bigger version of this pic. Is this procedure legal anywhere besides Texas?


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:17 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Oh Trav, how sweet, sharing family pictures of Aunt Pat again?
Please remember I am a very distant member of the family and in no way physically resemble any of the others. Oh, except the balls. T's always been envious of those.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:18 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    TRAV HONEY, I STILL DONT HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND I NEED YOU TO CALL ME CAUSE WE NEED TO ..ACK TRAV.... TRAAVV..... TTTRRRRRAAAAVVVVVVV.
Gross!!!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:19 pm

**blank stare** Huh? Hey, I'm allowed a blonde moment now and then!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:20 pm

    Quoting LustGoddess2469:
    Breast Reduction Attempt Goes Horribly Wrong

    Bobbi-Sue Holcomb of Hellfire, Alabama, was rushed to the local emergency room on Friday night after attempting to give herself a breast reduction. She was overheard mumbling something about wanting to be flat-chested as they wheeled her into emergency surgery to remove the electric-powered laundry wringer from her right breast.

    Lusty
LMFAO Lusty! **claps** Well done!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:22 pm

    Quoting HORNYVIKING722:
    I see it now...

    Muddy Waters started something when he brought the electric guitar to the Blues, and so the Appalaichan washboard sound would forever be changed.

    =====================================================================

    No Mrs. Bond, I expect you to die!
Ouch! Damn, couldn't you use something other than a washboard?


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:23 pm

    Quoting rm_36specialk:
    earliest ideas for breast pumps gone horribly wrong...
36 - LMAO...terribly wrong. WAY wrong.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:28 pm

    Quoting spinmedown:
    Public Outcry Forces Closing

    Local topless laundromat, "Suds-Oh-Mama", forced to close due to pending legal action. Unwilling to be hung out to dry so easily, the owner has kept his other business open in the neighboring nudist colony.
**claps** Good one Spin!

I'll put you on my list of top contenders for this competition, however, T is responsible for awarding the prize. I hear he likes to kiss each competitor personally. (Daph, did I spell "competitor" correctly? It looks funny.) Anyway, just watch out for the pink tutu when he kisses you. It kinda pokes in all the wrong places. At least he says it's the tutu that's pokin'...


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:29 pm

    Quoting hotnympho81:
    They warned me about loose clothing getting caught in this but nothing about loose flesh. That’s is I'm suing!
Ouch again! Damn! "Saw" has nothing on this post. I'm cringing at every turn.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:30 pm

    Quoting BlueEyedSoul65:
    No pills, No special diet. Roll away unwanted pounds in minutes with Oprah's revolutionary new exercise plan.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO...oh that's just wrong! Funny as hell though!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:31 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    Tide Laundry Detergent ....Taking the worry out of your everyday laundry chores.
...and the epidermis off your skin with those worries...


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:32 pm

    Quoting rm_cockmerollme:
    When white trash attemps laundry, it's not just the children that suffer....
LMAO...SO true. Like the handle btw...


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:33 pm

    Quoting XesSex03:
    Buy Now!!! Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD!!! Now with never before seen footage inside the secret workshop of the Oompa-Loompa as they wring the blueberry juice out of naughty little Violet.

    Mr. Xes
**claps** I like this one best so far! Ok...I'm a Wonka freak. Ok...I'm just a freak.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:36 pm

    Quoting rm_XTheJesterX:
    For some reason I'm reminded of that Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive".
It figures...the only work by King I've missed. Suppose I'll have to see what all the fuss is about now.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:37 pm

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    And now pictures of why budget mince is so cheap.

    ...and fatty!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:39 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Heh heh heh heh Nympho said "suing" on Travs Blog
OMG, lol...Bardic, you're so bad!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:40 pm

    Quoting threesexual:
    Hey big fella ya can cum to our place for some drilling this weekend
Hmmm...who are these people and what did they say to get banned from Lianna's blog? WTF is 3sexual? Is that bisexual plus one? Anyone?


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:42 pm

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    how did you get this picture of me???? seriously, tell me that doesn't look like me on a good day! lmao
LMAO Sil...you're gorgeous, babe. NO, it doesn't look like you on any day, good or bad.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 5:44 pm

I'll be back. You've been warned.


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/3/2005 11:13 pm

Evidently someone got their coment whoring fix... lol

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 7:05 am

lmao maybe I just need to be fixed...


KC_JJ 54M

12/4/2005 3:33 pm

Personally I had come to the false conclusion that trav was indeed 1/2 of the equation of DTand5speed. And alternatively I also wondered if the "speed" part of the moniker may have been literally true in the pharamceutical sense of the word.

MMM [ MMM


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/4/2005 3:45 pm

DT or 5, thanks for the...uh....heads up. I think. LMAO

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


weineroftheworld 66M

12/4/2005 6:36 pm

"Quick - Maytag Man - Bite my nipples!!!"


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 8:38 pm

    Quoting KC_JJ:
    Personally I had come to the false conclusion that trav was indeed 1/2 of the equation of DTand5speed. And alternatively I also wondered if the "speed" part of the moniker may have been literally true in the pharamceutical sense of the word.
Half of the DT and 5Speed equation? False. He's a third. However T is half of the brother-sister equation. As for the nickname "5Speed"...it's a long, very funny story dating back to 5's college days. He posted about it some time ago...you can google five_speed if you'd like. No, it doesn't have anything to do with pharmaceuticals, although you'd question such upon meeting him in person.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 8:44 pm

    Quoting spinmedown:
    DT or 5, thanks for the...uh....heads up. I think. LMAO
You've been warned, Spin. I'm the one commenting, not 5. He just likes to watch.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 8:47 pm

Ouch! You guys really enjoy pain, don't you?

**tightens T's restraints...wraps 2 more layers of duct tape around his head**


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
12/4/2005 10:28 pm

    Quoting DTand5Speed:
    Ouch! You guys really enjoy pain, don't you?

    **tightens T's restraints...wraps 2 more layers of duct tape around his head**
Oh no! Not the homemade duct tape cockring again! Please - anything but that! LOL

Lusty


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