Bulging Goes a Partying...  

travelingintexas 41M
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11/12/2005 6:54 pm
Bulging Goes a Partying...

My friend bulging_boyBulge went out partying last night. This is the story he related to me in its entirety.

So I was sitting next to this Manky Slag at the Pub drinking some piss and realized I need to take a pisser too.

So I headed to the Mens room and there in the stall next to me was a wee little man. I looked over into the stall and "By God if that isn't the biggest cock I have seen in my life" he exclaimed in admiration.

The wee little guy looked at Bulge and said "Aye... and if ye let me fuck ye in the arse, ye can's have onna these too!"

Bulge not sure how said "How ya gonna do that?"

"Because I'm a Leprechaun!"

Bulge not sure about being fucked in the arse with that big ol thing said "I dunno, let me think about it." So he went out to the table. Thought of his little wanker and then of the Leprechauns huge wanker and thought its only once right? He looked around, checked out the Manky Slag he was with and though "boy, she would sure be impressed tonight!" After texting some of his friends, me included and asking our opinion he decided to go for it. I mean, its not every day you get to fuck a Leprechaun and get your wish of a huge methodman1000 cock.

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So off Bulge goes to the Men's room and there stands the Leprechaun. Bulge looks at him and says "alright Mate, I'll do it. You kin fuck me in the arse so I can have the big cock."

So Bulge looks around, drops his pants and bends over. The Leprechaun walks up behind Bulge unzips his Leprechaun pants and gives Bulge everything he has right in the arse. Bulge is crying and the Leprechaun is taking his arse like no bodys business and leans over and says "Sonny, how old be ye?"

Bulge who is now seeing stars and wishing upon them for his wonder cock says "Oh shit.... 38 why?"

The Leprechaun, never missing a stroke says "Well Sonny, arntcha a lil old to be believing in Leprechauns?"

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rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/12/2005 8:34 pm

Is that why Bulge is always eating Lucky Charms?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

11/12/2005 9:15 pm

LOL

Twat!

At least I didn't push back!


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/12/2005 10:55 pm

ROFLMAO

Glad you're in Bloggy World Trav


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
11/12/2005 11:08 pm

See...you can never trust those little fuckers...it's that whole "little man syndrome". But really...if bulging had not been so greedy he would have left the potty in much better shape. I'm sure there's a lesson there. Right?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/13/2005 12:15 am

AAAACCCKKKKK omg he said the T word..........BLAH! too funny


dangerouslyfunu4 53F

11/13/2005 1:36 am

That is way to Funny LOL !!!!!


rm_SpankingFan 66M

11/13/2005 1:49 am

erm ..............................
thought you left ?


bardicman 50M

11/13/2005 3:02 am

>>!



I am not dead yet


tillerbabe 56F

11/13/2005 4:23 am

Hey bulge....did the lil' fuc'r have freckles on his WEENUS?


MISS_KINK 38F

11/13/2005 8:13 am

Tex darling,
I do not think I will ever look at another box of Lucky Charms the same way.
Sasha


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/13/2005 1:06 pm

Bulge- I just got a new strap-on...
Fancy a shag, love?

"Crikey!"

Love,
Your Favorite Manky Slag

(Trav- Classic... I only pray I don't become the next post victim)


Arc_Angel2112 42M

11/13/2005 3:04 pm

Roflmao!...


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
11/15/2005 12:20 am

As a member of the Ancient Order of Hibernias, I ask that all jokes refering to the Irish cease and...crap. I don't know how to spell desist?decisct? ok, what's Irish foreplay? "Brace yourself, Brigid" And bulge, keep that thing away from me. More than 6.3 inches is a waste.

LET'S GO METS!!!


blushingtigger 46F

11/15/2005 8:30 am

that is so funny! I needed that laugh today and always you come through with flying colors. I am grateful that you are still alive and well in blogland Trav.


MatchfirmAdult 34M
11 posts
12/4/2005 5:34 am

I agree with a couple of the previous posts. Most likely it's someone that already knew you and recognized your photo. Either that or they tracked your email addy and found it thru there possibly. Anyway, hope all is good for you now. Don't give up on the site though.


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