Big Daddy Trav... The Luv Daddy!!!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/4/2005 1:17 pm
Big Daddy Trav... The Luv Daddy!!!

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Big Daddy Trav Lover Extraordinaire, is here to hand out a few LUV tips to the masses. Ever wanna get your groove on with that foxy lady across the room? The following are tips, I, Big Daddy Trav Lover Extraordinaire, personally suggest you use to get things moving.

Caution: Warn your friends to stand wayyyyyyy back….. Its getting hot in here!

Baby… I wanna open up your icebox and make me a sandwich!

Baby… I wanna get lost in the desert and not come out until I spend time in your oasis!

Baby… I wanna slide open your window and let a little fresh air inside!

And my personal Favorite that get’s em everytime:

Baby… I wish I was Santa Claus.... so once a year I could slide down your chimney!

So since we are a community of friends helping friends, help each other out and give your best pick up lines… Or the worst one you have heard! LOL

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
10/4/2005 3:29 pm

I was going to help you out with the hair but you know I think with the pick up lines, you'll have the ladies falling at your feet. You are just far too groovy baby.

PS > Worst line ever heard is now the Santa Claus one listed above ... that one just tops the charts sweetie. If it doesn't get you slapped, nothing will.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/4/2005 3:43 pm

Yikes! That hair looks like the reject afro that Mr. Brady wore on that show for a while.

How about

Baby...that dress lookes really nice on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 4:25 pm

Forget the pick up line...the hair's bad enough.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/4/2005 4:57 pm

Hmmmm...take your pick:

1. "ok the whole red hair and freckles thing.... plus guest bedroom in the cape..... im seriosuly considering this whole elvis chapel of love thing"

2. "not to mention...... my entire month long trip to your guest bedroom..... while i write you have to lay on my bed in the same exact pose as that one picture of you that you have lol"

3. "i need to go write a blog in tribute to you on that"

4. "by the way.... all kidding aside..... you have a fantastic smile and your eyes make it worth it to stare. i mean that"


ThumbChickStool 33F

10/4/2005 7:00 pm

One night in a club, my friends and I were sucking on some Blow-Pops. We needed the sugar rush. I went to the bar to get some bottles of water. While I'm waiting for the water, this guy comes up to me and says, "I like the way you suck on that lollypop." I bat my eyelashes, smile sweetly, and answer, "So does my husband." I paid for the water and walked back to my friends.

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
10/4/2005 8:18 pm

OMG I just can't beat those you have gotten already...

the one most frequently given to me is

Babe your only as old as the woman you feel

ATT: Sydney residents and frequent travellers


Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/4/2005 9:12 pm

Hey sexy daddy-o! Here's a couple for you:

"I may be no Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock"!

"Can I have your phone number after we have sex?"

"Eh, I guess you'll do!"

"Do you use Windex on your pants, 'cause I can see myself in them!"

How's that for some pick-up lines Slick Trav? By the need to clean out the drain in my shower! Not only do your head hairs stop it up, but dang, can't you do something with those pubes at least? This is 2005...geesh! LOL!


slightlyjadedone 50F

10/5/2005 8:55 am

My Favorite line.....( the guy) Baby I wish you were my screen door...( the girl) why?? (the guy) Cuz I would be SLAMMIN YOU ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* smiles innnocently *

dano6332 56M

10/6/2005 6:15 am

Trav, Not sure if there are any "good" pickup lines.

As far as bad I simply cannot compete with the master and stand in silent awe.

dano6332 56M

10/6/2005 6:16 am

It is hard to tell with the Blue Oval but didnt you have a walk on part in welcome back Kotter?

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