BarbieBunny69 and Ahhnold? Oh The Scandal!!!  

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8/18/2005 9:14 pm
BarbieBunny69 and Ahhnold? Oh The Scandal!!!

Background Music:
Van Morrison, Magic Time


Ladies and Gentleman,
It was brought to my attention earlier today that one of our favorite bloggers (no... not me) has been involved in a long drawn out love affair with none other than Gov. Arnold out in the old U.S of Californ-y. Yup it's true.

Through high powered detective work and a highly paid spy in the TallCo sweatshops along the California bored oops... border.. we have scooped all other blogs on the AdultFriendFinder network.

The following is a group of poems written from The Guvenator to Ms. Bunny FooFoo ( Barbiebunny )herself. (These are sometimes distrubing and bothersome and flat out hard to understand at some points during the reading. Please consider the author.)

Dear Bunny FooFoo (ewwwwwwwwwwww....sorry I was editorializing)

I Need a Pump!
I need a pump
I need a pump
Pump me
Pump me

Iron
My muscles
Are like iron
Every
Time
I
See
Flab
I
Want
To
Puke

Haiku at Sunrise
The sun is very hot
And rock hard like my body
Think about it, baby.

The Unfinished Poem
Grrh...

Ode to Bunny
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a woman with big boobs
Especially if she has a nice ass, too

An Itch
Today I had an itch
I felt the need to scratch it
So I did.

Poem to Howard Dean (Don't know what this has to do with Bunny)
You are a loser
A big loser
A really big loser.
With girlie-man titties

To Have A Bikini Wax Or Not
Should I have a bikini wax?
Or not?
Yes I think I should

Memories of Paris
I remember our promenades
Along the Seine
And our dinners
At La Tour d'Argent
It was no way to get rid of flab.

To A Tree
(This is the one that will force a congressional oversight committee to do its work)

Nothing is as beautiful
As a tree
Except if it gets in the way
Of my Hummer.


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/19/2005 2:16 pm

You forgot a few poems....

Kalliefornia...
How do u spell it?
I dont kaare Im rich,
Ill just buy Kalifornia out of debt
if i haaave to.

Now, since U drug him into it, I DO have a connection/story to the Governator, Back in mid 90s I ran a cigar online company and frequented his restaurant in santa monica for "cigar night" He had his eyes on this even back in 1994. He is no dummy. Alho a bit shorter at 5'9 than I expected.


Barbiebunny69 43F

8/21/2005 9:11 pm

actually, just a non-related cabinet member one.


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