BarbieBunny69 and Ahhnold? Oh The Scandal!!!  

travelingintexas 41M
8/18/2005 9:14 pm
BarbieBunny69 and Ahhnold? Oh The Scandal!!!

Background Music:
Van Morrison, Magic Time

Ladies and Gentleman,
It was brought to my attention earlier today that one of our favorite bloggers (no... not me) has been involved in a long drawn out love affair with none other than Gov. Arnold out in the old U.S of Californ-y. Yup it's true.

Through high powered detective work and a highly paid spy in the TallCo sweatshops along the California bored oops... border.. we have scooped all other blogs on the AdultFriendFinder network.

The following is a group of poems written from The Guvenator to Ms. Bunny FooFoo ( Barbiebunny )herself. (These are sometimes distrubing and bothersome and flat out hard to understand at some points during the reading. Please consider the author.)

Dear Bunny FooFoo (ewwwwwwwwwwww....sorry I was editorializing)

I Need a Pump!
I need a pump
I need a pump
Pump me
Pump me

My muscles
Are like iron

Haiku at Sunrise
The sun is very hot
And rock hard like my body
Think about it, baby.

The Unfinished Poem

Ode to Bunny
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a woman with big boobs
Especially if she has a nice ass, too

An Itch
Today I had an itch
I felt the need to scratch it
So I did.

Poem to Howard Dean (Don't know what this has to do with Bunny)
You are a loser
A big loser
A really big loser.
With girlie-man titties

To Have A Bikini Wax Or Not
Should I have a bikini wax?
Or not?
Yes I think I should

Memories of Paris
I remember our promenades
Along the Seine
And our dinners
At La Tour d'Argent
It was no way to get rid of flab.

To A Tree
(This is the one that will force a congressional oversight committee to do its work)

Nothing is as beautiful
As a tree
Except if it gets in the way
Of my Hummer.

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/19/2005 2:16 pm

You forgot a few poems....

How do u spell it?
I dont kaare Im rich,
Ill just buy Kalifornia out of debt
if i haaave to.

Now, since U drug him into it, I DO have a connection/story to the Governator, Back in mid 90s I ran a cigar online company and frequented his restaurant in santa monica for "cigar night" He had his eyes on this even back in 1994. He is no dummy. Alho a bit shorter at 5'9 than I expected.

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/21/2005 9:11 pm

actually, just a non-related cabinet member one.

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