Attention... Attention... Attention... I am Addicted to Porn!  

travelingintexas 41M
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10/4/2005 10:22 pm
Attention... Attention... Attention... I am Addicted to Porn!

Background Music:
U2, Joshuas Tree


I need to admit something to you. I doubt many of you have this problem, but I need to admit it and get it off my chest.

I am addicted to porn. Yes, it is true. How do I know this? Well funny you should ask. For some reason, I am unable to have an orgasm unless I have a mouse in my hand. I know what you are thinking but I can't help it. It is why I have pretty much given up on sex. Ever smacked someones hinney while holding on to a computer mouse? Yup... Now THAT took some explaining to the judge.

Also... When I look down during sex... I keep thinking my partners face is a pop up screen and I try and click the little X. Ever been having sex with someone when they poked you in the right eye for PC users or the left eye for Mac users? Didn't think so. Incredibly embarrasing.

Other signs? Running the credit card through cleavage. Having the words "buffering" pop up across her forehead while she is undressing. Refusing to have sex unless it is in 20 second increments. Talking to the cell phone during sex. Asking her if I can fast forward through me giving oral. The list is endless.

Help me someone! I need help! Does anyone else have this problem?

By the way... You ever use a toilet brush?

Those suckers hurt don't they?

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tillerbabe 56F

10/4/2005 10:45 pm

I feel your pain...{color magenta]I keep hitting the "Caps Lock" key to make "it" bigger! Better than viagra BTW

TiT!


tillerbabe 56F

10/4/2005 10:49 pm

Damn..well fuckmerunning...I meant!:

I keep hitting the "Caps Lock" key to make "it" bigger!

..I gotta quit "touching myself" while I type....


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/4/2005 11:24 pm

Asking her if I can fast forward through me giving oral.

Any woman in her right mind would rip your hard drive right out if you made that request. That would cure your addition.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/4/2005 11:31 pm

ROFL! Try addiction, not sure what effect it would have on you adding.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


konkali 40F

10/4/2005 11:37 pm

hehe.. wait wait.. you mean guys aren't all.. oh wow.. how depressing..


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/5/2005 3:37 am

LMFAO Tiller

T? You're going to need a few more therapy sessions with me to overcome this addiction. **sigh** My work is never done.

Daphne? (smacks T) That was for you.

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...what's T looking for in a woman? Is This You?


keithcancook 60M
17833 posts
10/5/2005 6:25 am

I suppose we all have our various addictions. You have yours well in hand...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/5/2005 7:53 am

I admire your open sharing with us. I confess, I have tried a toilet brush and can tell you many women are tidybowlaphobic! Thank you for addressing a long hidden problem with many men.

[blog talldarkavg1]


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/5/2005 9:03 am

Oh Jez, Jez, Jez...just SO not right, lol.

lmao Keith...


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

10/5/2005 1:17 pm

O.....M....G....
That was too funny, love the poking the eyes part...had to read that one to hubby.....i think he might be addicted with you, you may have to start a group...


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
10/5/2005 1:47 pm

ROLFMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO, and you call ME a fairy...lmao

T

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dano6332 56M

10/5/2005 2:52 pm

The worst part for me is no one else is complaining about your treatment of mice. Sure Richard Gere sticks one little Gerbil in his ass and is made fun of for years but Trav only gets off holding mice? Hey I am not one to point fingers but this is downright strange. Do you buy the mice at a pet store or raise them yourself? I am sending this on to the folks at PETA and Greenpeace so expect a call at any time.


digdug41 49M

10/5/2005 3:25 pm

the mouse gets stuck to my hand when ever I'm watching bangbus lol

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/5/2005 3:36 pm

I can't even watch porn on television anymore unless I sit 20" from the screen. lol
People still have sex with someone else in the room?
(coughing)...without a video camera? LOL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/5/2005 3:40 pm

    Quoting DefiniteTrouble:
    LMFAO Tiller

    T? You're going to need a few more therapy sessions with me to overcome this addiction. **sigh** My work is never done.

    Daphne? (smacks T) That was for you.

    Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...what's T looking for in a woman? Is This You?
Thanks DT.

You know, on one of his blogs last week you and I commented right after one another and both comments contained the words "kick your ass" directed at Trav. He better be careful or it could happen way sooner than he expects.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


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