A Slow, Torturous, Painful....  

travelingintexas 41M
2/10/2006 9:18 am
A Slow, Torturous, Painful....

what you gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, u drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, (8x)
My lovely little lumps,

OK… There are just some songs that make me wish I were an Emu in Texas. Just drives me insane. Oh no… not a little bit. Not quite a bit. A freaking bunch!

Look up there… My Hump... Then repeat it 8 times. Like once isn’t too many or too much. Hey lady… show me your humps! Come on! It’s the breeding song for all the emails you ladies gripe about! Every time I hear it I wanna walk up to frogger1995 or barbiebunny and say show me your lumps! That’s akin to asking “would you kick me hard in the nuts please? Not once, but 8 times after the first." Makes me want to take a very, very dull knife and chew on it for hours.

"love drunk off my hump?" Sounds like a Slurpee gone bad! Who is the brilliant mind behind this song? I know he is a member! Speak now! I read a line that made me laugh this morning by [blog kelli4u2dew] in her latest blog. It was in reference to her profile and emails she gets.

"The guy who sends the literary equivalent of a belch and a fart as an intro letter and can't figure out why no one responds."-[blog kelli4u2dew]

Trav Presents... AdultFriendFinder Emails Set to a very bad rendition of "My Humps"

Guy- Hey baby.... Let's hook up....

I want you dancing on my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my trunk, my oversized freaky lump.

Lady- Where ya gonna put that big ol' trunk? You ain't putting it in my c*nt 8x's(sorry it rhymed)

Guy- Oh, but you know you want to hump my trunk, my trunk, my big ol' manly trunk! My trunk, my trunk, my big ol' manly trunk!

Lady- Baby you can kiss, kiss, kiss,kiss, kiss my hump... kiss my hump... kiss my hump.... kiss my hump...my lovely lady hump!

Guy- Even though I know you want lady lumps, I can change your mind with my big long, trunk! My trunk! Look at my trunk damnit!

Lady- Ass... 8x's

Sorry... it’s Friday and I am grumpy. I shouldn’t be but I am.


I hear the groans but no rain here since November, I think.

Let’s see...

*twiddling thumbs*

Ever have a day where you wake up, get ready, sit down and then think to yourself "Self, why didn't you just stay in bed?" Problem is, Self doesn't answer back much anymore. You know you're in trouble when you can't even strike up a conversation with your other personalities.

I am trying to figure out where to start today. Ever have a day like that? Have a bunch to say but nothing to say? Well, that’s me all the time but you know what I mean.

Right? Rig... Hey! Where ya going?

caressmewell 53F

2/10/2006 9:50 am

Every time I hear it I wanna walk up to frogger1995 or barbiebunny and say show me your lumps! That’s akin to asking “would you kick me hard in the nuts please?

Haven't you heard, the newest stupid emails are from guys wanting to meet us so we CAN kick them in the nuts. At least it's the new thing here in GA as both Greeneyesatl05 and myself have received these emails.

I hope you day get's better.

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
2/10/2006 10:59 am

UGH! I HATE that song!!! It must have been written by a 22 yr old guy who's obviously never gotten any. I get embarrassed everytime it plays.

saddletrampsk 54F

2/10/2006 11:56 am

Thank God you are not featuring cunt-tree music..

want2play926 45F

2/10/2006 1:22 pm

Love it Trav!

I must agree with Lusious, you should get paid for this! Glad I get to enjoy it for free..lol

Oh, one more thing...I rather see you without the tightie whities

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/10/2006 1:23 pm

Serious! You need to become a motivational speaker! This kind of insight should not be free. Make a infomercial!

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

2/10/2006 1:46 pm

Ive lots of junk inside my trunk giggles

enjoyed reading this Trav

pet_humility 48F

2/10/2006 2:40 pm

Well with the mention of 12, ya my daughter loves that song and has to play if while getting ready for school in the morning, so you know my subconsious hears that crap. So now and forever I will have that song stuck in my head...
Of course I'm going to have to be a smart ass tonight and say "do you want to feel my lady lumps" to my girlfriend, knowing dang well it will ruin the mood, but will be a great laugh.

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/10/2006 3:16 pm

LMOAO... damn what a mind you have. Sick but a mind never the less.

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
2/10/2006 4:39 pm

I love the My Humps song! I'll remember to sing it when you are around. hehe


(Princess Lips)

2/10/2006 11:34 pm

no man boob version?

My lovely manly lumps


kyplowboy22 61M

2/11/2006 7:29 am

**Smack**...Now ya got somethin' to do. Go put some ice on that!


sweetcandyfloss 45F

2/11/2006 8:04 am

Shut up, just shut up, shut up , Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up (repeated a grand total of , wait for it 23 times , and all within the first opening seconds of the song )and guess what ?? .......Its from the mouths of the afore mentioned literary geniuses responsible for Lady Lumps......how proud there mothers must be .

I dont know whats sadder ? the fact that i know this or the fact that i actually listened to it today , and actually counted the amount of times they said it, in order to send you this reply ?.......check it out Trav , if lady lumps drove you mad , this will have you certified....lol , but on the plus side i have at least provided you with a perfect responce to any lady that in the future dares to quote you Lady Lumps......

frogger1995 39F

2/16/2006 9:18 pm

LOLOLOLOL! When I first heard that song I thought it was a joke! Conservative moms around the country are violently shuddering at how low we've sunk

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