A Road Map and a Welcome to my Blog!  

travelingintexas 41M
10/25/2005 11:13 pm
A Road Map and a Welcome to my Blog!

Here at the Evil Lair, we have a lot of new people coming by to visit. Many of you have been with me since pretty much day one. However, I was talking to [blog bella_] earlier today and she hasn’t been by in a while between work and dancing and she was lost as to what is going on here. This got me to thinking, to help those of you that are new to figure out what the heck we are all talking about, let me tell you a little bit about this particular blog.

My name is Travelingintexas. Trav for short. You will see me referred to as TiT but they are all crack users that call me TiT. I am a Texan!I am the Dean of the H.U.M.M.P University Killer Bunnies, I change my name every once in a while and I am a Butch Heterobisapian. This is also where Evil Dr. Traveling (think Dr. Phil on steroids) who has his evil lair, deep below the school. Evil Dr. Traveling often has grand ideas of taking over the world but offers some fantastic relationship advice occasionally.

We are also occasionally visited by Evil Dr. Ruth, who gives really great sexual advice and recently, Sgt. Dickhead who is head of campus security.

This blog was founded during some of the darkest days of my life. There are days of humor. There are days where my depression gets the best of me. I tend to get in trouble for speaking my mind, sometimes without thinking. In other words, you really never know what mood I am gonna be in. I am a real live A.D.D. and have the upcoming blog to prove it.) I don’t handle stupidity or rudeness well. However, my true desire is to make you laugh (mainly at the expense of myself), maybe make you think, but most importantly, make you feel at home.

We often have the following “things” here:
-Caption Weekends (I love making you write captions for stupid pictures)
-Knuckledragger Updates and posts (My thoughts on seduction)

I am often joined by my fellow trouble makers in arms in my blogs:

five_speed 5er
definitetrouble DTOX who is my sister. My OLDER sister who beats me.
Resident Dom Super Hero
womenlooking4funJezzy and KJ, Queens of Comment Whoring LOLOLOL Sorry Couldn’t resist that one
Whatabigcockyagot- No picture sorry. This is bella_[blog bella_ Bell’s and my Great Dane puppy. Which can be seen at texasbell_[blog texasbelle_]. These guys are often involved in my high jinks both here and offline, although they don’t like to admit it.

You won’t find much in the way of sex here. Well, not really. I did find some new vintage shots I really like that I have been using. I write my blogs for each of you, hoping you will take something away, even if it is just a sense of community or belonging. I know how not belonging can be painful and so many of you have made me feel welcome time and time again. If there is anything I have missed, please don’t hesitate to ask or point it out.

Thank you!

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/26/2005 1:02 pm

what no sex on here

what kind of evil LAYer is this

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
10/26/2005 2:54 pm

I definately think now U need to explain you showering with the Dog...and ty for the Update, and If i can be of help, let me know ..Welcome newbies!

Its good to be...ME

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
10/26/2005 5:38 pm

i am a newer blogger and i've been reading your posts. sweet and interesting background info, thank you for sharing

spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
10/26/2005 6:24 pm

-Knuckledragger Updates and posts (My thoughts on seduction)
Knuckledragger = Bad.....Right?
(My thoughts on seduction) = Good.....Right?
the H.U.M.M.P University Killer Bunnies.....I have no clue.
Butch Heterobisapian....Big words = Bad.....Right?
My OLDER sister who beats me......I feel your pain, man!
TiT = Crack = Good...No, Bad....No, Good...HUH?
I don’t handle stupidity or rudeness well....I'm still here???
What about the Shit Toasters? Where do they fit in?
Sorry, newbie brain overload commencing.............

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

dano6332 56M

10/26/2005 6:37 pm

Why do you think we still read you buddy.... Its because of your open thoughts and support of others and frankly all the hot chicks read you

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/26/2005 8:00 pm

i'm still confused

i thought you was a teenager with a dad that has a baby arm growing out of his forehead

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/26/2005 9:19 pm

You call this a roadmap...I'm still lost...where are ya? i heard someone say something about Clovis....

gnr8nrg 46M

10/26/2005 10:47 pm

Hey Trav, I belong, I belong! Just kidding, I would need an H between the DD's to really fit in. I just want to know why there are so many Texans on this site? I'm beginning to think it's time to move again. Do you think Texas would let in a Californian? The next thing you know I'd???

AlbertPrince 58M

10/27/2005 1:50 am

You forgot to tell us who SHL is?

bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 4:18 am

If there's no sex in here, then why is Crotch Puppy trying to hump my leg?


blushingtigger 46F

10/27/2005 8:53 am

thanks for that Trav- It is hard trying to start from the beginning of this and try to pull it all together. I am thinking we need a class on it to be able to catch up and understand. TiT 101-sounds fun, huh? Well, needless to say, I do enjoy it and hope it continues. You are one really funny guy.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/27/2005 10:41 am

Who are you? Have we met? Do I know you? Why are you telling people I'm your older sister?

You might wanna try other words other than "older" freak. **smacks T** I've already had to deal with "cradle robber" this past week. I'm getting VERY touchy about the age cracks. **smacks T again** No! You can't "touchy" me or see my crack!" WTF is wrong with you?

**dialing mom**

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/29/2005 7:00 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    ***Rubbing back of head*** ***Sticking tongue out at you when you arent looking***

    DTOX- I did a search on words other than Older. This is what I came up with.

    Big (not my word, its the thesaurus)
    Getting on
    not getting any younger
    from way back
    long-standing (I like this one)
    Long forgotten

    Cradle Robber?
    Little Boy Thief?
    MILF? HA
**request review**


You forgot "very experienced in pleasuring the object of my affection."

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