5 Speed's Guide to Blog Guys That Got to Go! Published By Traveling  

travelingintexas 41M
8/30/2005 9:43 pm
5 Speed's Guide to Blog Guys That Got to Go! Published By Traveling

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OK... I wasn't going to be the one to bring this up. However, 5 Speed emailed me and said he sprained his wrist playing some game called pocket pool so he asked if I would copy and paste this into my blog.

five_speed5 Speed started it!I wasn't going to say a word but I figured, honesty is the best policy. So I am going to try and present 5 Speed's case the best I possibly can. I endorse the parts that don't piss people off.

5 Speed's Guide to Blog Guys That Got To Go!

Check Out His Blog at Fallic40

This guy... Great body and he is cooking in his picture. Not only that he has an accent I bet. Says stuff like "Snarky" and "bloke" and plays soccer. I mean....come on.... who uses big bowls like that? I bet he is all healthy and works out. Ewwwwwwww.... And if I hear one more woman say she wants to grate cheese on his stomach I am gonna puke.

The closest 5 Speed and I come to this is sitting in a hot tub with our shirts off chugging beer. Alone. Talking Business. Ummmm In plain sight of other people. With our hands above the water level. On Different sides of the hot tub. OK... Come to think of it, I am in the hot tub and he is leaning on the opposite edge standing on the outside and we did not just kiss and you can't prove it! Anyway... Enough about what we didn't do, let's focus on this Fallic guy!He's got to go!

ambersolaire Check his blog out atAmberSolaire!

Now...... We received word his pictures aren't real. That's just what 5 Speed told me. I don't know where he heard it from. Evidently this guy thinks this is a sex site or something because he is always showing off his hinney. I sure am glad I found out his hinney isn't real or else I would feel bad about my hinney.

However, for me, this guy makes me tired. That's how he beats the competition. We go to his site, read the stuff we are supposed to do, get tired from all the thinking and lay down and take a nap. And the whole time this guy is blogging away. Sick! Someone needs to inform this guy you can't have brains and a body. Just doesn't go together. It is a major overload on the female system and incredibly unfair to people like me....errrrrr 5 Speed. He's got to go!

Hang on.... Talking to 5 Speed.... Who Else? Oh yea.... Your gonna take a nap? Me too..... Reading Amber's profile made me sleepy too.... I'll follow up with the others later.

rm_texassally 58F

8/30/2005 11:20 pm

Shit guys... these boys have nothing on either of you!!

__Huntress__ 55M/57F

8/31/2005 11:38 am

I was wondering how you were about to pass me on the "blog" highway ... what the hell is he driving, I asked myself ... something sleek, well-polished, no doubt a four-speed ... then I read this and thought ... damn style, too ... I'm beat !

Mucho kisses to you baby !

Barbiebunny69 43F

8/31/2005 12:10 pm

LMAO Yraveling c'ere and see foo foo I got their weaknesses all mapped out *evil laugh*

expatbrit49 62M

8/31/2005 4:56 pm

LMAO thats too funny, but what has 5 got against brits?

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
8/31/2005 5:02 pm

LMAo, qould love to be in the same room as you, 5-speed adn talldarkavg. would be a fricken riot... T


rm_texasgal1978 45F
225 posts
8/31/2005 5:02 pm

Is there actually anyone here that believes the pic is really of Fallic? We don't need to grate cheese off of his abs, there is enough dripping from the pic. In his blog he states he has to remove his back hair.. I don't know about anyone else but hold me back.. I man who waxes his back is a chic magnetic...hey baby, let me get the Sally Hanson wax strips for you....ick

five_speed 41M

8/31/2005 5:15 pm

nbtnt, thanks for the defense!

whew. I get too busy to hang out in blogland for a few days in a row, and others take it upon themselves to get me into the trouble I don't have time to get into myself!

Gee, Traveling, you're such a swell pal! This explains the evil angry dick pics that have been bombing my email.

I may never have guessed the reason, but one particulary HUGE shlong had "Traveling was here!" written along its length with a sharpie marker. It was hard to read. There were many hickeys obscuring the lettering. So I dropped by here, and sure enough, I find the reason.

I would claim my smooches now, but since you collected them all and I know where you've had them, I'll just pass this time.

Oh, and from now on, we do not discuss blog land while in the hot tub. From now on, lets stick to neutral friendly subjects, like business, politics, religion, and our mothers.

Fallic40 53M
1858 posts
8/31/2005 6:21 pm

Look at it this way:
I love to cook and eat spicy food.
I like to drink beer.
I really do have a "funny accent"

Sheeeit - I became a Texan without realizing it.

five_speed 41M

8/31/2005 9:04 pm

expat, I have nothing against brits. The one I know is very well spoken.

five_speed 41M

9/1/2005 1:02 am

well, if it wasn't you, then some one set you up. If I were you, I'd point a finger or two and have one of your men track down the culprit. I'll send you the email headers if you think it will help ID the person who told on you in such a coniving way.

Wait... the headers don't have anything, but I have the photo loaded into photoshop now... there's... yes! there's a mirror behind the franken-schlong. Zooming in.... enhancing.... it's hard to make out exactly who is behind the camera, but who ever it is.... it looks like they're giving some one a thumbs-up, and they're wearing something odd... almost looks like they are draped in a flag? Does that sound like anyone you know?

Ana_6973 43F

9/1/2005 9:20 am

LMAO! You guys are both silly. It's too early in the morning to make me laugh like this....

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
9/1/2005 2:57 pm

LMAO, well no matter.. I bet I would still have fun with all 3 of you.... T


__Huntress__ 55M/57F

9/1/2005 7:43 pm

Kisses ... you're such a babe !

EroGenOusKitty 41F

9/3/2005 4:15 pm

With a hinney hinney here, a hinney hinney there...Here a hinney, there a hinney, every where a hinney!! **sang in my most bestest "Hinney" song dance**

Keep up with the Hinney pics (fake or not)!!! *giggling*
Oh Oh Trav, you should start a blog with different pics of hinneys including yours!!

Dreaming in Color and Living in Texture...Ero

patsam69 51M/51F

9/3/2005 8:15 pm

Damn! Amber's pics are fake?? anaother one bites the dust! Great blog! You are really funny!

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