****National Sexual Service Alert (UPDATED)****  

travelingintexas 41M
10/3/2005 11:03 pm
****National Sexual Service Alert (UPDATED)****

****National Sexual Service Alert****
****RED LEVEL... RED LEVEL...****

This is a National Sexual Service Alert. As you may be aware, the area to be affected will be the Central to Eastern half of the United States and Canada. There maybe be a fall out effect as far west as California and the Western Coastline.

Hurricane DTOX and Hurricane 5er are anticipated to collide over the upcoming weekend. Never before has there been this kind of anticipated storm on the eastern coast. We are currently sending field teams to the area to assess the possible repercussions.

We will be carrying live footage of the event from the H.U.M.M.P. U. Performing Arts Center. However, you must sign up now to gain access to this much anticipated joining of these two storms.

The National Sexual Service Alert also recommends buying as much duct tape and plastic sheeting as possible to keep you from getting wet. Also, please be advised there will be no evacuating on the floor.

Updated: Native will be the official bookie for any bets placed on which body part 5er will lose first. Please place bets inside!)

*** Side Note: I just realized I am fixing to cross the 200 posts mark coming up soon. (And ya'll think I talk too much! HA) Any ideas on what I should make my 200th post about? Please! Pretty Please! Even if you just read but never get a chance to comment? This one will be for you! Help me come up with something that will rock blogworld! LOL ***

Pssst, this picture is here for no other reason than I like it.... LOL

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/3/2005 11:29 pm

Now that's funny....and also very touching at the same time...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

10/3/2005 11:34 pm

Put me down for 2 seats in the front please. One seat for me (of course) and one seat for my assorted goodies such as: camcorder, digital cam, WET lubricant, various dildos/vibrators, a towel, extra pairs of panties, and some gum.

I will also be bringing my Gallagher Protection Kit which includes visquene, duct tape, goggles (left over from being near you while you're sick), umbrella, and raincoat/galashes. Yes, my raincoat has the appropriate cutouts so that I can tweak my boobs and insert my toys as necessary! I hope there will be water/cum-proof snacks available as I get very hungry watching others having sex!

Trav, can I sit next to you? I really want someone next to me who will protect me from flying spooge should it get more wild 'n kinky than we anticipate!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
10/4/2005 4:19 am

200th post? no words..just naked pictures (of YOU smartass, not lifted from some gay porn site...I already see your gears working)

give your fans what they really want (oh yeah, & NO strategic blue dots either!)

keithcancook 60M
17846 posts
10/4/2005 6:50 am

Jeeze, 200 is quite a lot, you prolific poster you. I have yet to reach 100.

dano6332 56M

10/4/2005 9:13 am

Will it be available on pay per view?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 9:26 am


Um...I have an idea for the topic of your 200th post my dear, dear T.

How 'bout "The Day DTOX, My Loving Sister, Put Her Foot in My Ass."

You might wanna post-date it - 10/04/2005...you might not survive the day.

"I'll get you my pretty..." **exits on broom**

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 9:28 am

NO...there will be NO details or live broadcasts.

Dano??? (smack)

ThumbChickStool 33F

10/4/2005 10:18 am

Should I worry all the way out here in Vegas? We might be surrounded by mountains on all four sides of the valley, and that usually keeps out the really bad weather but something of this magnitude? I'll just have to watch and see. Maybe keep me and the kids away from the windows....

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/4/2005 10:56 am

I want seats and back stage passes...if possible....


Always The Bitch

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 11:34 am

lmfaoooooooooo you guys are insane...


There will be NO viewing...OR details!

STOP IT! lmao...I'm freaking out...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 1:01 pm

Is This You?

Take that!

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/4/2005 1:10 pm

(both, imagine that)Trav, just an idea, but why not run a contest, a readers choice of the favorite blog? Folks could use the html to link to their fav. I know the talley thing may be hard to do; I'm retired (yes I know how old I am), so I'll volunteer to help with that. I think it'd be fun!

34andahalf4U 49M/44F

10/4/2005 1:27 pm

(him) Oh, BTW, I used to live in Michigan. You said that "the area to be affected will be the Central to Eastern half of the United States and Canada." You've got the spelling all wrong. It's C A N A D I A, and is pronounced, KA-NAY-DI-YA. I know some of this will be lost to those of you south of, oh....I donno, Detroit, but, trust me on this one, EH?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 3:24 pm

Is This You?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 3:28 pm

Is This You?

I got your damn performance anxiety!

Is This You?

**glares at Native** Traitor!

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/4/2005 4:44 pm

I think this post is in poor taste (bad timing), Trav, given the death, destruction and suffering of so many from the recent hurricanes to hit the gulf coast.

Best of luck to DT and 5speed.


ThumbChickStool 33F

10/4/2005 7:02 pm

:: smiles sweetly:: I'm all for a good time, DT. I don't pick sides out of loyalty, I pick em out of fun!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/4/2005 7:09 pm

Hey Trav, good joke. It was a Joke right?


Get it?

*shaking head* Some people's children.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 8:56 pm

lmfao Daphne

T called me "beautiful Trouble"...you all saw it back there in the other comment. He called me beautiful trouble! He did too!

(Juan S)
2642 posts
10/4/2005 9:36 pm

Psst...don't worry everybody there will be DVD's for sale after the event... I got the whole state wired...BAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Damn...I'm still evil...
Dammit TRAV!!!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/5/2005 3:32 pm

Last time I checked, I'm still referred to as "bitch"...not the "goddess of" but the "queen of all." So, uh huh, that would mean the world does revolve around me and you did call me beautiful, dammit!

(oh c'mon...let me have my moment...**sobs**)

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