Where the hell did that come from?  

traveling_enigma 48M
23 posts
1/7/2006 9:30 pm

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Where the hell did that come from?


Sometime between 8am toady and just now the hair on my ears grew about 1/2 inch.

I think this means Im getting old. I lived in denial of a grey hair for about a month, now the ear thing. Crap.

You know what this means right? I have to go to a regular barber, not the other Fantastic place with the hot girls that love to wash your hair and talk, but a barber with a chair that loves to talk about politics and sports.

I remember going with my Dad when I was a kid to his Barber, I would watch in horror as he trimmed the hair from the ears of the old men.

You know whats next right? the freaking wild ass eyebrows.

I have also noticed a few new hairs on my shoulders.

I think my folicles are pissed with my because I recently shaved off my mustache, well it wasnt on purpose but one of the fatal trimming accidents we all have from time to time, A friend of mine said I looked younger with out it. So I decided to keep it off for a while. I guess the hair folicale union in my body said "Yea well fuck you shave this asshole!" and instantly called in the reseves to grow unwanted hair every where else.
I feel like a Hobit

AS I age finding a new hair is now where near as thrilling as it was when I was younger.

1st pubic hair, I thought Thank God.
1st Arm pit hair, I thought well we are getting somplace now.
1st chest hair, I though God please let more come fast.
1st faceial hair, I thought hell yea I can buy a razor.

First grey hair, oh well its not so bad.
Crazy ear hairs now, Fuck...

I hate to shave, there is something sadistic about waking up and the first thing you do is drag a shrap object across your throat.

Maybe there is a support group for men with unwanted hair.

I can see it now Me standing up and saying my name is Enigma and I am a Hairy SOB.

The other sasquatch in the room grunt Hi enigma and I tell my story then go out to the IHOP with them afterwards.

Fuck that, Im going to find out if I can nair or wax my ears, buy a bottle of just for men and pretend to be young for another decade.

Damn

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
1/10/2006 10:52 am

Your story is your story...and if you really didn't want
hair, you would dispose of it...wouldn't you now?

I will not be posting on Jan. 11 and want you to know
that you are appreciated and loved {=} [post 197664]

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


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