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FA LA La LA my ass
FA LA La LA my ass
I hate christmas, santa is a fake, mistletoe is a parasitic weed.
My parents told me not to take presents from strangers, but took me to the mall to ask a complete stranger in a red suit with even stranger helpers in green suits for presents.
My parents told me that I was safe in my own home but also told me that santa could tell when I was good or bad.
My parents told me it was the thought that counted but my ex wife got upset as hell about getting the wrong stuff.
I think the grinch had it right, or maybe it was cindy lou who that had it right.
Things I have done at Christmas
1. Given the salvation army guy $100 to stop ringing that damned bell for 10 minutes.
2. Made up at least six diferent poems for the night before chrstmas , none of them end well.
3. Gotten santa drunk.
4. Gotten drunk while being santa
5. Bought 3 bikes this year for the angel tree
6. Caught my self singing a none demented christmas carol.
So maybe I dont hate christmas but I sure as hell hate all the crap that goes along with what is supposed to be a peaceful time
Wa who dooray.
Im going to tie an antler to my dogs head when I get home, maybe that will put me in the proper mood.
12/4/2005 10:40 pm
Oh, the dog with the antlers was my favorite part of The Grinch! And when they were finally sliding downhill and the dog ended up on top of the big red bag in the sleigh.|
If you really hate the season, try watching Chevy Chase in "Christmas Vacation". That ought to make everybody thankful for something.
12/13/2005 4:47 pm
Do you mean to tell me that YOU (remember that I know you very, very well there buddy) have not yet found a way to entertain yourself with aerials, cherry cordials and glass ball ornaments?!|
This...from a man who can make it snow UP a chimney! I'm so disappointed
Miss licking you...